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2006-01-04 Iraq
Firing Squad Will Befit My Status — Saddam
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Posted by Fred 2006-01-04 00:00|| || Front Page|| [11127 views since 2007-05-07]  Top

#1 I still say - keel-hauling in shark infested waters.
Posted by 3dc 2006-01-04 00:33||   2006-01-04 00:33|| Front Page Top

#2 He's only saying this because he knows it will never happen. His anthrax stash will keep him safe forever.
Posted by Rory B. Bellows 2006-01-04 01:19||   2006-01-04 01:19|| Front Page Top

#3 Get someone in a Knights Templar outfit to clumsily behead him on shaky vidcam with a Maltese Cross in the background.
Posted by Howard UK 2006-01-04 03:52||   2006-01-04 03:52|| Front Page Top

#4 At least three strokes, Howard?

Lol, welcome back, bro. :-)
Posted by .com 2006-01-04 03:54||   2006-01-04 03:54|| Front Page Top

#5 I'd go for 5 guys with M-79's - all firing live rounds. That'd work for me.
Posted by .com 2006-01-04 04:32||   2006-01-04 04:32|| Front Page Top

#6 Crank up the Woodchipper..
Posted by Howard UK 2006-01-04 04:54||   2006-01-04 04:54|| Front Page Top

#7 Woodchipper, feet first pushed in a quarter inch every half hour
Posted by djohn66 2006-01-04 05:05||   2006-01-04 05:05|| Front Page Top

#8 Feed him to the hogs, alive.
Posted by BrerRabbit 2006-01-04 07:21||   2006-01-04 07:21|| Front Page Top

#9 Just release him to the populace in Kirkuk. They'll give him an il Duce.
Posted by Nimble Spemble 2006-01-04 07:40||   2006-01-04 07:40|| Front Page Top

#10 Nah, release him to Lindie England in his tighty-whities (what a mental image that is). Now, if that's not "torture", well, then, I don't know what is. And, we could sell the sex tape to help fund the war.
Posted by BA 2006-01-04 08:52||   2006-01-04 08:52|| Front Page Top

#11 I'm sure plenty of 8x10 glossies of his hanging will prove to have a far more laxative effect for the regional leaders than eating a cascara sagrada and castor oil pie.
Posted by  Anonymoose 2006-01-04 09:34||   2006-01-04 09:34|| Front Page Top

#12 I still think we need to find that giant tree limb shredder that he used.
Posted by Besoeker 2006-01-04 09:36||   2006-01-04 09:36|| Front Page Top

#13 #11 cascara sagrada and castor oil pie

'moose that's just brilliant. A really horrid mental image, but brilliant all the same.
Posted by eLarson 2006-01-04 10:21|| http://larsonian.blogspot.com]">[http://larsonian.blogspot.com]  2006-01-04 10:21|| Front Page Top

#14 All you need is a 1" manila line and a lamp-post in downtown Baghdad.
Posted by Mike 2006-01-04 10:55||   2006-01-04 10:55|| Front Page Top

#15 Dress him up in a Playboy Bunny outfit and give him a five minute lead in the First Ever Middeast Tyrant hunt, patterned after the British fox hunts. Although now banned in Britain itself, but which should prove an entertaining import if broadcast live from an overhead blimp on Iraqi prime time.
Posted by Ptah">Ptah  2006-01-04 11:22|| http://www.crusaderwarcollege.org]">[http://www.crusaderwarcollege.org]  2006-01-04 11:22|| Front Page Top

#16 Subject Saddam to every known recorded Noam Chomsky lecture. Then, hours of Barbra Steisand singing her greatest hits. Next, force him to read every essay written by Dennis Raimondo.

Finally, Saddam receives the death reserved to traitors (he betrayed his people and nation):

Draw and quarter him, pulling him apart with his legs and arms strapped to four M1A1 tanks., each pulling in a different direction.
Posted by The Happy Fliegerabwehrkanonen 2006-01-04 12:55|| http://www.calderonswirbelwind.blogspot.com]">[http://www.calderonswirbelwind.blogspot.com]  2006-01-04 12:55|| Front Page Top

#17 Firing squad using rocksalt instead of bullets. Just fire away until he finally dies. Exchange clips as often as necessary. Should be rather painful and long but its his request and we aim to please.

The swine that dine on Saddam's corpse will appreciate the added flavoring.
Posted by rjschwarz 2006-01-04 13:21||   2006-01-04 13:21|| Front Page Top

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