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2009-03-08 Europe

CRISIS: PARIS READY TO CUT CATWALK CALENDAR

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Posted by classer 2009-03-08 00:00|| || Front Page|| [2 views ] Top

#1 They're just not looking hard enough for the opportunities...

Posted by Seafarious 2009-03-08 00:52|| 2009-03-08 00:52|| Front Page Top

#2 And we're supposed to give a rat's patootie because...?

Posted by Barbara Skolaut">Barbara Skolaut 2009-03-08 01:52|| 2009-03-08 01:52|| Front Page Top

#3 I'm too sexy for the catwalk...

Posted by Right Said Fred 2009-03-08 09:17|| 2009-03-08 09:17|| Front Page Top

#4 They would never dream of putting on a fashion show that would appeal to heterosexual men, however. It would be far too hard to find women with curves willing to don revealing costumes while men ogled and leered at them.

Posted by Anonymoose 2009-03-08 10:34|| 2009-03-08 10:34|| Front Page Top

#5 They're just not looking hard enough for the opportunities...

Trash bag chic. Toeless and soleless shoes. A coat of many colors.

Posted by ed 2009-03-08 10:44|| 2009-03-08 10:44|| Front Page Top

#6 far too hard to find women with curves willing to don revealing costumes while men ogled

Nah, 'moose. It's easy. Bourbon Street during Mardi Gras. Or for video, Mr. Bingle.

Posted by Glenmore">Glenmore 2009-03-08 12:00|| 2009-03-08 12:00|| Front Page Top

Posted by badanov 2009-03-08 13:48|| http://www.freefirezone.org]">[http://www.freefirezone.org] 2009-03-08 13:48|| Front Page Top

#8 It would be far too hard to find women with curves

Don't be silly, Anonymoose. Lots of curves in French butter sauce country. Generally the curves develop extra curves as the years pass, but there are quite enough men who prefer women to be extra womanly.

Posted by trailing wife">trailing wife 2009-03-08 13:59|| 2009-03-08 13:59|| Front Page Top

#9 Crap. For a minute there, I thought you guys were spilling the beans on my latest calendar project.

Posted by Paris Hilton 2009-03-08 19:05|| 2009-03-08 19:05|| Front Page Top

#10 Paris, Sorry to tell you this but everyone's seen what you got - a calendar would be a simple waste of paper.

Posted by CrazyFool 2009-03-08 20:46|| 2009-03-08 20:46|| Front Page Top

#11 Thanks, ed. Your comment about soleless shoe enabled me to coin a new definition of an atheist as some who has soles on his feet, but none in his heart. Sorry to all those who cringed upon reading this. I can't help myself. But it's all ed's fault. He fed me the idea for the line.

Posted by Richard of Oregon 2009-03-08 21:09|| 2009-03-08 21:09|| Front Page Top

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