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2005-05-23 Africa: Subsaharan

Zimbabwe - How do we work this thing? Please help us.

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Posted by mmurray821 2005-05-23 10:43|| || Front Page|| [11135 views since 2007-05-07] Top

#1 Yo, whitey. Yeah, man. C'mon back, man. I needs someone to do my plantin. On my farm. C'mon, man. Help out a war veteran, man...

Posted by Farmin B. Hard 2005-05-23 10:58|| 2005-05-23 10:58|| Front Page Top

#2 Ah... another triumph for International Socialism to point to-- Power To The People!!!

Posted by Dave D. 2005-05-23 11:09|| 2005-05-23 11:09|| Front Page Top

#3 Things are just returning to their original pre-colonial state. Sort of a "back to nature" movement. Very green, just not very edible. Eventually the population will return to that pre-colonial subsistence level. 10,000 years of human agricultural development squandered. Nice suit and medals though.

Posted by Tom 2005-05-23 11:17|| 2005-05-23 11:17|| Front Page Top

#4 10,000 years of human agricultural development squandered.

Agriculture's just not sustainable.

Posted by Rev. Dr. Al Chappeau 2005-05-23 12:05|| 2005-05-23 12:05|| Front Page Top

#5 I am bummed. I was sure the Whitey "Sweating Off the Pounds Doing Farmwork" Tourism thing was a sure fire winner.

Posted by Bob Mugabe 2005-05-23 12:30|| 2005-05-23 12:30|| Front Page Top

#6 The human race only cultivates and eats about 3% of the edible plants in the whole world. Thestuff we don't eat might not taste good to us but it will keep us alive. Over the millenia we have adjusted our tastes to like only those we do consume. A lot of the stuff we don't eat has more of the stuff that's good for us than the stuff we do eat.

Posted by Deacon Blues">Deacon Blues 2005-05-23 13:07|| 2005-05-23 13:07|| Front Page Top

#7 Bob's uniform would even make the gaudiest mexican general envious. What he get the star for, perfect attendance?

Posted by Slulet Glater4736 aka Jarhead 2005-05-23 13:19|| 2005-05-23 13:19|| Front Page Top

#8 The Coalition Of White Property Investment Egalitarians (COWPIE) replied to Governor Gonzo's proposal with the following list of requirements:

1. Convert Mssr. Mugabe into futilizer. Sure nothing will grow with it, but it's a good start, none-the-less.
2. Repeat step one, only more.

Posted by Hyper 2005-05-23 13:22|| 2005-05-23 13:22|| Front Page Top

#9 The People's Revolution...coming soon to an oil producing South American nation near you...

Posted by mjh 2005-05-23 14:32|| 2005-05-23 14:32|| Front Page Top

#10 Call Kimmie for today's agriculture tip!
He also an whip up a mean stone and tree bark soup.

Posted by USN, ret. 2005-05-23 14:48|| 2005-05-23 14:48|| Front Page Top

#11 Maybe they should offer to provide Zimbabwe with nutritious kudzu seed for their crops.

Posted by Anonymoose 2005-05-23 20:31|| 2005-05-23 20:31|| Front Page Top

#12 Actually, kudzu roots are quite edible and the flowers make a very nice tea.

Posted by Deacon Blues">Deacon Blues 2005-05-23 21:08|| 2005-05-23 21:08|| Front Page Top

#13 Bob's so f*cking incompetent he could probably make kudzu wither and die.

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