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2022-06-17 -Short Attention Span Theater-

How to have SEX with monkeypox: CDC releases bizarre guide telling patients to ‘keep their clothes on' or ‘masturbate six feet from their partner' if the urge arises while infected

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Posted by Skidmark 2022-06-17 00:00|| || Front Page|| [6 views ] Top

#1 Mentally ill running the show. Seems that or an example of low education levels attained.

Posted by Dale 2022-06-17 03:57|| 2022-06-17 03:57|| Front Page Top

#2 Hmmmm.....what about, licking assholes?

Posted by swksvolFF 2022-06-17 10:27|| 2022-06-17 10:27|| Front Page Top

#3 The magical six feet is back. Still no science though. Zero.

Posted by Angstrom 2022-06-17 10:41|| 2022-06-17 10:41|| Front Page Top

#4 On the next episode of CDC Recommends..

Taco Bell, and why you should use their sauce packets instead of real hot sauce.

Posted by swksvolFF 2022-06-17 11:05|| 2022-06-17 11:05|| Front Page Top

#5 They seem to have spent significant time thinking about this. Hmmm...

Posted by ed in texas 2022-06-17 17:36|| 2022-06-17 17:36|| Front Page Top

#6 "So this is Fauci from CDC. What are you wearing Fauci from CDC?!"

"A smile."

"He sounds hideous."

Posted by swksvolFF 2022-06-17 17:47|| 2022-06-17 17:47|| Front Page Top

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