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2014-01-03 -Short Attention Span Theater-
Calling Muck4Doo, Muck4Doo to the White Courtesy Phone
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Posted by Deacon Blues 2014-01-03 00:00|| || Front Page|| [5 views ]  Top

#1 The "Lettuce Ladies" aka "The Pointer Sisters" according to the Areola Size Chart perhaps given the temperature, the size of a quarter or half-dollar.
Posted by George Alowishus Hatrack III 2014-01-03 00:28||   2014-01-03 00:28|| Front Page Top

#2 Sounds like a fitter we have here. I never saw this information. Well, I was involved after breast removal. My luck.
Posted by Dale 2014-01-03 05:39||   2014-01-03 05:39|| Front Page Top

#3 Flashback!
Posted by Shipman 2014-01-03 07:05||   2014-01-03 07:05|| Front Page Top

#4 
No, that's not normal, that's NUTS !
Posted by Besoeker 2014-01-03 07:20||   2014-01-03 07:20|| Front Page Top

#5 Their bras were made of iceberg lettuce.
Posted by Deacon Blues 2014-01-03 08:58||   2014-01-03 08:58|| Front Page Top

#6 They looked like cabbage leaves to me- sturdier.
Posted by Grunter  2014-01-03 10:44||   2014-01-03 10:44|| Front Page Top

#7 Muck4Doo and "pasty-faced shrub nibblers". I like where this is going
Posted by Rex Mundi 2014-01-03 11:18||   2014-01-03 11:18|| Front Page Top

#8 And here I thought the meat dress was bad.

Posted by Ebbang Uluque6305 2014-01-03 11:32||   2014-01-03 11:32|| Front Page Top

#9 Muck4Doo was a frequent commentor here with a very unique style. He loved the Lettuce Ladies. He has a blog called Meatismurder
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Posted by Deacon Blues 2014-01-03 11:36||   2014-01-03 11:36|| Front Page Top

#10 They will regale their customers with that old song "Lettuce Entertain You"
Posted by Frozen Al 2014-01-03 14:49||   2014-01-03 14:49|| Front Page Top

#11  M: Too many free radicals. That's your problem.

James Bond: "Free radicals," sir?

M: Yes. They're toxins that destroy the body and the brain, caused by eating too much red meat and white bread and too many dry martinis!

James Bond: Then I shall cut out the white bread, sir.
Posted by European Conservative 2014-01-03 15:09||   2014-01-03 15:09|| Front Page Top

#12 Release the rabbits!
Posted by gorb 2014-01-03 18:24||   2014-01-03 18:24|| Front Page Top

#13 Sounds like a Honeymoon salad. Just lettuce alone.
Posted by Deacon Blues 2014-01-03 18:46||   2014-01-03 18:46|| Front Page Top

#14 I like my food to have parents
Posted by USN, Ret. 2014-01-03 20:06||   2014-01-03 20:06|| Front Page Top

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