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2011-03-09 -Lurid Crime Tales-

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Posted by Steve White 2011-03-09 00:00|| || Front Page|| [3 views ] Top

#1 Mexicans had kidnapped him and put him in the bathroom
A classic just for that line.

Posted by Spot 2011-03-09 07:54|| 2011-03-09 07:54|| Front Page Top

#2 Not the sharpest knife in the drawer...

Posted by CrazyFool 2011-03-09 08:14|| 2011-03-09 08:14|| Front Page Top

#3 And idiot with a moment of clarity. Some places west of the Mississippi, its a free kill if found in your home. "Gee, he splattered just like in the video games!"

Posted by Procopius2k 2011-03-09 09:37|| 2011-03-09 09:37|| Front Page Top

#4 See? Just the fear of guns may have prevented an assault. Happens a lot, it just isn't reported.

Posted by gorb 2011-03-09 12:15|| 2011-03-09 12:15|| Front Page Top

#5 Hypothetical conversation with the police:

"Boy, you done broke into the wrong damn house."

Posted by nGuard 2011-03-09 15:01|| 2011-03-09 15:01|| Front Page Top

#6 "This House Protected by Stainmaster"

But reminds me of a story, was overseas visiting a friend and his fiancee, at the parents' house stepped out for a smoke. They had a German Shepherd guarddog, must have been 5 hands I kid you not, friendly to me but weary. Started playing around a bit and couldn't get him to settle down...then remembered I was speaking English.

Posted by swksvolFF 2011-03-09 20:45|| 2011-03-09 20:45|| Front Page Top

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