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2007-11-26 Africa Subsaharan
Nigeria: Riot in Unimaid Over Alleged Sacrilege™
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Posted by anonymous5089 2007-11-26 10:54|| || Front Page|| [4 views ]  Top

#1 Achmed - not being well prepared for his last few fianl exams - wonderd to himself: "What might I do to close down the University in order to get out of my last few final exams until I have more time to study? Hmmm...yes...I know... I could start a rumor that an infidel committed an act of sacrilege against the Koran. Yeah, that's the ticket".
Posted by Mark Z">Mark Z  2007-11-26 12:01||   2007-11-26 12:01|| Front Page Top

#2 Anyone remember teh Paleos cleaning themselves with holy books during the ocupationolf the Nativity Church?

Posted by JFM">JFM  2007-11-26 12:17||   2007-11-26 12:17|| Front Page Top

#3 a non Muslim student sagacious, heroic, virile specimen of admirable genius and well-endowed manhood had used pages of the Holy Quran™ to clean himself up after excretion

All fixed.
Posted by Zenster">Zenster  2007-11-26 12:55||   2007-11-26 12:55|| Front Page Top

#4 Unimaid?

That's the one with the uni-brow, right?
Posted by mojo">mojo  2007-11-26 13:54||   2007-11-26 13:54|| Front Page Top

#5 Yes, JFM. We remember. There were no riots following that incident, only a better understanding of our enemy.
Posted by Ebbang Uluque6305 2007-11-26 14:35||   2007-11-26 14:35|| Front Page Top

#6 The school administrator could stop that in a heartbeat, by telling the protesting students they had five minutes to make it to their exams or they would fail. Then fail on the spot any who remained, and have them removed.
Posted by Anonymoose 2007-11-26 14:47||   2007-11-26 14:47|| Front Page Top

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