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2023-03-09 -Short Attention Span Theater-

Mitch McConnell hospitalized after fall during private DC dinner

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Posted by Skidmark 2023-03-09 00:27|| || Front Page|| [11132 views ] Top

#1 Had he been in the US military, he would have hit mandatory retirement over two decades ago.

The greedy old power-hungry bastards simply can't help themselves.

Posted by Besoeker 2023-03-09 06:55|| 2023-03-09 06:55|| Front Page Top

#2 "Private DC dinner".

Someone's bank account just got fatter, and it ain't ours.

Don't wish him ill will, but I can't stand that louse.

The Hill reports the average age in the US Senate is 65. That speaks volumes.

Posted by DooDahMan 2023-03-09 07:12|| 2023-03-09 07:12|| Front Page Top

#3 Probably ate the cannoli.

Posted by USN, Ret. 2023-03-09 07:14|| 2023-03-09 07:14|| Front Page Top

#4 What's the Vegas line on who pushed him?

Posted by Mercutio 2023-03-09 08:43|| 2023-03-09 08:43|| Front Page Top

#5 At least it didn't happen in private and he has to make up a story about malfunctioning gym equipment...

Posted by M. Murcek 2023-03-09 09:11|| 2023-03-09 09:11|| Front Page Top

#6 Too much 12 year old.

...12 year old scotch, right?

Posted by swksvolFF 2023-03-09 10:08|| 2023-03-09 10:08|| Front Page Top

#7 Too bad it wasn't down 15 flights of stairs.

Posted by DarthVader 2023-03-09 10:20|| 2023-03-09 10:20|| Front Page Top

#8 I'm with darth, I have no problem wishing ill will on these people, they sure as hell have plenty of contempt for the rest of us.

Posted by Chris 2023-03-09 11:03|| 2023-03-09 11:03|| Front Page Top

#9 swksvolFF nails it.

Posted by Abu Uluque 2023-03-09 12:10|| 2023-03-09 12:10|| Front Page Top

#10 Any unprotected, dimly lit areas which could result in tragic falls at the French Laundry ?

Asking for a friend.

Posted by Besoeker 2023-03-09 14:23|| 2023-03-09 14:23|| Front Page Top

#11 Irony alert: happened at a former Trump hotel

Hello, Mich. Come and lobby with us. Come and lobby with us, Mitch. Forever...and ever...and ever.

Posted by swksvolFF 2023-03-09 14:34|| 2023-03-09 14:34|| Front Page Top

#12 ...12 year old scotch, right?

Not sure he or she was scottish or not. Wasn't Mitch on the Epstein flight list?

Wishing him an immediate and well retirement.

Posted by CrazyFool in Texas 2023-03-09 15:03|| 2023-03-09 15:03|| Front Page Top

#13 I hope he did not crack his shell.

Posted by Airandee 2023-03-09 17:05|| 2023-03-09 17:05|| Front Page Top

#14 Any unprotected, dimly lit areas which could result in tragic falls at the French Laundry ?

I'd imagine everyone who was quoting Yertle the Turtle the last couple days is looking for a relevant suggestion for tonight's reading. I understand he has come down with The Koof (at least, claimed to), so maybe somebody is already on it.

Posted by swksvolFF 2023-03-09 17:47|| 2023-03-09 17:47|| Front Page Top

#15 "His neck looks fine" - John Fetterman's speech assistive device

Posted by Frank G 2023-03-09 19:00|| 2023-03-09 19:00|| Front Page Top

#16 I believe that God is giving a final encouragement to retire the same as He did for Nancy.

Posted by Super Hose 2023-03-09 20:05|| 2023-03-09 20:05|| Front Page Top

#17 Mitch McConnell Suffered Concussion in Fall at Former Trump Hotel

Roundabout belated happy revenge.

Where can we send him a made in china gay pride truss?

Posted by Woodrow 2023-03-09 22:02|| 2023-03-09 22:02|| Front Page Top

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