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2005-01-05 Home Front: Culture Wars

Jimmy Carter Urged to Give Fish a Chance

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Posted by tu3031 2005-01-05 1:23:22 PM|| || Front Page|| [11129 views since 2007-05-07] Top

#1 I'm rooting for the rabbit.

Posted by Raj 2005-01-05 1:31:27 PM|| 2005-01-05 1:31:27 PM|| Front Page Top

#2 Okay, just for the halibut, here's my two cents: PETA goes overboard, and the press falls for it, hook, line, and sinker. Personally, I think they're all wet, and the lure of publicity was too much for them. On a scale of one to ten, it's hard to rate who's more gill-ty, but that's the way the worm turns.

OK, I'm fin-ished!

Posted by Mike 2005-01-05 1:38:47 PM|| 2005-01-05 1:38:47 PM|| Front Page Top

#3 Now I've got a haddock.

Posted by Seafarious 2005-01-05 1:41:18 PM|| 2005-01-05 1:41:18 PM|| Front Page Top

Posted by .com 2005-01-05 1:43:44 PM|| 2005-01-05 1:43:44 PM|| Front Page Top

#5 Sea - I cod see that one coming a mile away. But I'll mullet over...

Posted by Fred 2005-01-05 2:10:32 PM|| 2005-01-05 2:10:32 PM|| Front Page Top

#6 Remember, folks: it's Fred's plaice. So don't start carping about the bad puns even if, like Seafarious, you start to feel eel.

Posted by Bulldog 2005-01-05 2:22:40 PM|| 2005-01-05 2:22:40 PM|| Front Page Top

#7 "I never drink water - fish fuck in it."
-- W.C. Fields

Posted by mojo 2005-01-05 2:31:10 PM|| 2005-01-05 2:31:10 PM|| Front Page Top

#8 LOL moho... never heard that one.

Posted by Shipman 2005-01-05 4:21:41 PM|| 2005-01-05 4:21:41 PM|| Front Page Top

#9 Just when Jimmy thought it was safe to go back in the water...

Posted by eLarson 2005-01-05 4:28:44 PM|| 2005-01-05 4:28:44 PM|| Front Page Top

#10 Do we Nemo garbage from PETA?

Posted by Korora 2005-01-05 4:56:46 PM|| [http://basementburrow.blogspot.com] 2005-01-05 4:56:46 PM|| Front Page Top

#11 Ima think this grouper crazy bunch...

Posted by Dave D. 2005-01-05 5:14:20 PM|| 2005-01-05 5:14:20 PM|| Front Page Top

#12 These folks actually delude themselves with the idea that life can survive without taking life for food. Phooey.

As I jokingly told a Vegan acquaintance, "Just because you don't hear a tomato scream doesn't mean you're not killing it".

Now, bring on that Ribeye, wouldja?
:)

Posted by Jules 187 2005-01-05 5:18:58 PM|| 2005-01-05 5:18:58 PM|| Front Page Top

#13 "Just because you don't hear a tomato scream doesn't mean you're not killing it".

LOL, that's great! ROTFLMAO.

Posted by cingold 2005-01-05 7:32:25 PM|| 2005-01-05 7:32:25 PM|| Front Page Top

#14 I say Dhimmi will cave - it's what he does best.

Posted by Spot 2005-01-05 9:38:20 PM|| 2005-01-05 9:38:20 PM|| Front Page Top

#15 Arrogant Worms: "Carrot Juice is Murder"
(imagine a very folky group harmonizing over an acoustic guitar)

Listen up, brothers and sisters
Come hear my desperate tale
I speak of our friends of nature
Trapped in the dirt like a jail

Vegetables live in oppression
Served on our tables each night
This killing of veggies is madness
I say we take up the fight

Salads are only for murderers
Cole slaw's a fascist regime
Don't think that they don't have feelings
Just 'cause a radish can't scream

{Refrain}
I've heard the screams of the vegetables, (scream scream scream)
Watching their skins being peeled, having their insides revealed
Grated and steamed with no mercy, burning off calories
How do you think that feels, bet it hurts really bad
Carrot juice constitutes murder, and that's a real crime
Greenhouses prisons for slaves, let my vegetables grow
It's time to stop all this gardening, it's dirty as hell
Let's call a spade a spade (it's a spade it's a spade it's a spade)

I saw a man eating celery
So I beat him black and blue
If he ever touches a sprout again
I'll bite him clean in two

I'm a political prisoner
Trapped in a windowless cage
'Cause I stopped the slaughter of turnips
By killing five men in a rage

I told the judge when he sentenced me
"This is my finest hour
I'll kill those farmers again
Just to save one more cauliflower"

{Refrain}

How low as people do we dare to stoop
Making young broccolis bleed in the soup
Untie your beans, uncage your tomatoes
Set potted plants free, don't mash that potato, ah

I've heard the screams of the vegetables (scream scream scream)
Watching their skins being peeled fates in the stir fry are sealed
Grated and steamed with no mercy you fat gourmet scum
How do you think that feels leave them out in the fields
Carrot juice constitutes murder V8's genocide
Greenhouses prisons for slaves (yes your compost's a grave)
It's time to stop all this gardening take up macramÃ©
Let's call a spade a spade (it's a spade it's a spade it's a spade)

Posted by trailing wife 2005-01-05 10:59:13 PM|| 2005-01-05 10:59:13 PM|| Front Page Top

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