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2014-01-07 -Short Attention Span Theater-

Naked man rescued from washing machine in Australia

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Posted by Fred 2014-01-07 00:00|| || Front Page|| [5 views ] Top

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He may have been dreaming of mermaids at the time of his inspiration, "gee, lets hide in the washing machine"

Posted by Black Charlie 2014-01-07 00:59|| 2014-01-07 00:59|| Front Page Top

#2 They are even believed to have used olive oil as a lubricant to ease his escape.

Just happened to have an extra bottle nearby did they ?

Posted by Besoeker 2014-01-07 04:06|| 2014-01-07 04:06|| Front Page Top

#3 Besoeker, Olive oil was the oil the Mayflower Pilgrims came with and is the only a civilized man would consider to use.

Posted by JFM 2014-01-07 10:15|| 2014-01-07 10:15|| Front Page Top

#4 He just needed a bath.

Posted by Glenmore 2014-01-07 10:49|| 2014-01-07 10:49|| Front Page Top

#5 It was a simple mistake. He though it was the latest chinese made bidet, and was surprised at the thoroughness of the cleaning.

Posted by ed in texas 2014-01-07 11:07|| 2014-01-07 11:07|| Front Page Top

#6 I remember a Newfoundlander song about a Giant in My Maytag.....

Posted by Alaska Paul 2014-01-07 11:09|| 2014-01-07 11:09|| Front Page Top

#7 It was either claim to be playing hide and seek or to admit what he was really doing with the washing machine . . . .

Posted by gorb 2014-01-07 11:22|| 2014-01-07 11:22|| Front Page Top

#8 Alaska Paul. is this the song ?

Posted by Unaise Sproing3628 2014-01-07 11:32|| 2014-01-07 11:32|| Front Page Top

#9 JFM, you can't fry a turkey in olive oil. Peanut oil rules

Posted by Beavis 2014-01-07 11:34|| 2014-01-07 11:34|| Front Page Top

#10 you can't fry a turkey in olive oil.

Yes we can!!! But turkeys are supposed to be roasted in an oven not fried. About peanut oil, it is unamerican (cf the Mayflower) and without peanut oil Jimmy Carter would have never become President. Name a single olive producer who has been a worst President than Jimmy Carter. :-)

Posted by JFM 2014-01-07 11:48|| 2014-01-07 11:48|| Front Page Top

#11 Was he agitated before or after he got stuck?

Posted by KBK 2014-01-07 13:03|| 2014-01-07 13:03|| Front Page Top

#12 I've seen commercials where a Girl jumps out of a washer, bit tight for a man. (Specially after seeing a naked Girl)

Posted by Redneck Jim 2014-01-07 16:46|| 2014-01-07 16:46|| Front Page Top

#13 I'm wid #1.

Its clear that Aussie laws disallowing men from washing machines + nekkid mermaids are clearly NOT being enforced.

Posted by JosephMendiola 2014-01-07 21:55|| 2014-01-07 21:55|| Front Page Top

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