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2006-01-25 Arabia

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Posted by Ebbomoling Claitle1810 2006-01-25 06:37|| || Front Page|| [11125 views since 2007-05-07] Top

#1 I just got blown to smithereens...and are my arms tired...

Posted by Muhammad Shazzaf Al-Shehri 2006-01-25 07:36|| 2006-01-25 07:36|| Front Page Top

#2 "Take my wife -- min fadlak."

Posted by .com 2006-01-25 08:02|| 2006-01-25 08:02|| Front Page Top

#3 So this shahid walks into a bar...

Posted by 11A5S 2006-01-25 08:59|| 2006-01-25 08:59|| Front Page Top

#4 "I can't get no respect! No respect"

Posted by Perfesser 2006-01-25 09:18|| 2006-01-25 09:18|| Front Page Top

#5 Heh, prolly oughtta sign all of these Henny al Kaboomi...

Posted by .com 2006-01-25 09:28|| 2006-01-25 09:28|| Front Page Top

#6 "These two infidels walk into a bar...so I killed 'em! It was the 289, 546th most holy place in Islam!!"

Mike

Posted by Mike Kozlowski 2006-01-25 09:39|| 2006-01-25 09:39|| Front Page Top

#7
His material bombed.

Posted by Master of Obvious 2006-01-25 09:43|| 2006-01-25 09:43|| Front Page Top

#8 "Take my life, please"

Posted by BrerRabbit 2006-01-25 10:02|| 2006-01-25 10:02|| Front Page Top

#9 Thanks a lot. You've been great. I'll be here...for about ten more seconds. Try the veal. Fabulous.

Posted by Muhammad Shazzaf Al-Shehri 2006-01-25 10:46|| 2006-01-25 10:46|| Front Page Top

#10 Well, he never slayed 'em with his humor, ...

Posted by Xbalanke 2006-01-25 11:20|| 2006-01-25 11:20|| Front Page Top

#11 Save the world, kill yourself.

Posted by bigjim-ky 2006-01-25 11:25|| 2006-01-25 11:25|| Front Page Top

#12 Martyred hoping for virgins and ends up being material for a buncha snarkaholics.

Posted by Crease Slolung3988 2006-01-25 12:30|| 2006-01-25 12:30|| Front Page Top

#13 When I think of comedians who might turn into suicide bombers, invariably they are Jewish. Which of these do you think might blow up?

Billy Crystal. Steve Guttenburg. Albert Brooks. Woody Allen. Robin Williams. Alan Arkin. Richard Benjamin. Jeff Goldblum.

Jackie Mason's career blew up.

Posted by Anonymoose 2006-01-25 12:31|| 2006-01-25 12:31|| Front Page Top

#14 Pull my finger!

Posted by Cyber Sarge 2006-01-25 13:09|| 2006-01-25 13:09|| Front Page Top

#15 In Soviet Russia the boom gets you!

Posted by Yosemite Sam 2006-01-25 13:13|| 2006-01-25 13:13|| Front Page Top

#16 7, his material didn't bomb, he did.

I guess this just proves the old saying, dying is easy, comedy is hard.

Posted by Phil 2006-01-25 14:01|| 2006-01-25 14:01|| Front Page Top

#17 Please, give generously to the United Jihadi Madrassa Fund - Because the mind, is a terrible thing.

Posted by Rex Mundi 2006-01-25 16:34|| 2006-01-25 16:34|| Front Page Top

#18 "How many jihadis does it take to change a light bulb?"

Posted by Pappy 2006-01-25 19:20|| 2006-01-25 19:20|| Front Page Top

#19 "How many jihadis does it take to change a light bulb?"

Non , theres no electricity in caves :p

Posted by MacNails 2006-01-25 19:37|| 2006-01-25 19:37|| Front Page Top

#20 Or they blew up the pylon, lol. They seem to have a "thing" for those eeeevil pipelines and power pylons...

Posted by .com 2006-01-25 19:41|| 2006-01-25 19:41|| Front Page Top

#21 anonymoose:

Not even the LLLs among those names would go kaboom.

I think we have our first Classic for the year!

Posted by Korora">Korora 2006-01-25 20:57|| 2006-01-25 20:57|| Front Page Top

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