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2011-12-08 Europe
Islamic cleric bans women from touching bananas, cucumbers for sexual resemblance
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Posted by tipper 2011-12-08 04:32|| || Front Page|| [11132 views ]  Top

#1 In other news, the peach is still halal for Muslim men.
Posted by Grunter 2011-12-08 07:06||   2011-12-08 07:06|| Front Page Top

#2 So, did he also ban the touching of melons by men to avoid arousal?
Posted by Procopius2k 2011-12-08 08:21||   2011-12-08 08:21|| Front Page Top

#3 Sign at Grand Canyon, "No Men Allowed"
Posted by David Copperfield 2011-12-08 08:29||   2011-12-08 08:29|| Front Page Top

#4 I would rephrase this as "Islamic cleric calls for removal of minarets for being 'too phallic and homoerotic'."
Posted by Anonymoose 2011-12-08 08:48||   2011-12-08 08:48|| Front Page Top

#5 "Vegetables can be really sensuous, don't you think?" - Otter, Animal House
Posted by Pappy 2011-12-08 09:28||   2011-12-08 09:28|| Front Page Top

#6 "Islamic Clerics banned from being around young boys"
Posted by Frank G 2011-12-08 09:42||   2011-12-08 09:42|| Front Page Top

#7 Slicing such vegetables was an important duty of the eunuchs who guarded the Sultan's harem in the Ottoman empire.
Posted by Anonymoose 2011-12-08 10:09||   2011-12-08 10:09|| Front Page Top

#8 So, did he also ban the touching of melons by men to avoid arousal?

I would avise him to ban the touching of cucumbers and bananas by muslim clerics.
Posted by JFM 2011-12-08 11:18||   2011-12-08 11:18|| Front Page Top

#9 Maybe that's why UBL was afraid of pineapples. (Little Nicky reference intended)
Posted by gorb 2011-12-08 12:00||   2011-12-08 12:00|| Front Page Top

#10 What about the women touching hot dogs?
Posted by DarthVader 2011-12-08 13:36||   2011-12-08 13:36|| Front Page Top

#11 "What about the women touching hot dogs?"

I'm sure that's OK, Darth, as long as they're Kosher hot dogs.

Oh, wait....
Posted by Barbara 2011-12-08 13:39||   2011-12-08 13:39|| Front Page Top

#12 If I'm Jewish, does that make me kosher?
Posted by gorb 2011-12-08 14:04||   2011-12-08 14:04|| Front Page Top

#13 Islamic clerics banned from nuts and berries.
Posted by swksvolFF 2011-12-08 16:46||   2011-12-08 16:46|| Front Page Top

#14 So the esteemed cleric knows his carrots and cucumbers, in the Biblical sense?
Posted by glenmore 2011-12-08 19:54||   2011-12-08 19:54|| Front Page Top

#15 Nathan's has graciously offered to make their "Beyond Purchase Date..." Beef-Chicken-PORK blend wieners available at no cost, to Islamic clerics as rear-entry training-aids.
Posted by Grease Jith3343 2011-12-08 22:04||   2011-12-08 22:04|| Front Page Top

#16 I think I speak for a majority of women when I say, cucumbers, bananas, zucchini, and carrots make me think of . . . how bad I want a pizza and a pint of ice cream.
Posted by RandomJD 2011-12-08 23:33||   2011-12-08 23:33|| Front Page Top

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