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2006-07-26 Iraq

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Posted by ryuge 2006-07-26 07:22|| || Front Page|| [11128 views since 2007-05-07] Top

#1 He knows he won't be shot.

Posted by Rory B. Bellows 2006-07-26 07:33|| 2006-07-26 07:33|| Front Page Top

#2 I hope the Iraqis take him out back and shoot him. Screw international outcry, not like the UN did anything for them anyway.

Posted by Charles 2006-07-26 08:01|| 2006-07-26 08:01|| Front Page Top

#3 "...but the shooters have to be Lampard, Gerrard and Carragher."
(a little gallows humor from a British soccer fan, heard on XM148.)

Posted by eLarson 2006-07-26 08:10|| http://larsonian.blogspot.com]">[http://larsonian.blogspot.com] 2006-07-26 08:10|| Front Page Top

#4 Nope! Firing squad is for enemies. Common criminals, such as yourself, get the rope.

Posted by gromky 2006-07-26 08:37|| 2006-07-26 08:37|| Front Page Top

#5 reduce, reuse, recycle - rope.

Posted by Nimble Spemble 2006-07-26 09:01|| 2006-07-26 09:01|| Front Page Top

#6 Give him to the women. (shudder)

Posted by mojo">mojo 2006-07-26 10:11|| 2006-07-26 10:11|| Front Page Top

#7 Hang em HIGH!

Posted by Cyber Sarge 2006-07-26 10:16|| 2006-07-26 10:16|| Front Page Top

#8 Not just a rope. A *short* rope. So his feet are about 1" off the ground in a pig pen full of hungry and mean boars.

Posted by Anonymoose 2006-07-26 10:23|| 2006-07-26 10:23|| Front Page Top

#9 Damn. I wuz sorta hopin' they'd use one of the regime's old plastic shredders that his sons were so fond of using.

Posted by GK 2006-07-26 10:28|| 2006-07-26 10:28|| Front Page Top

#10 Bang!

Posted by tu3031 2006-07-26 11:22|| 2006-07-26 11:22|| Front Page Top

#11 Not just a rope. A *short* rope. So his feet are about 1" off the ground in a pig pen full of hungry and mean boars

Can't do that 'moose... PETA will get upset. Feeding the boars tainted food is a no-no!

Posted by BigEd 2006-07-26 13:37|| 2006-07-26 13:37|| Front Page Top

#12 Someone whisper in Sammy's ear;

"Boy, do you have bad timing. If you hadn't invaded Kuwait and then thumbed your nose at those UN resolutions, right now you could be leading the Arab world against Iran, instead of awaiting a long drop on a short rope."

Posted by Steve">Steve 2006-07-26 13:54|| 2006-07-26 13:54|| Front Page Top

#13 I think he should be excuted by a firing squad. Of course, I also think he shoudl be executed the way that Black Jack Pershing executed Muslim rebels in the Philippines: Bring in a pig, slaughter it, have all the firing squad dip their bullets in the blood, and fire away.

On the other hand, there is that recycling advantage to hanging - the Iraqis can use the same rope on all of Saddam's guilty henchmen, rather than wasting bullets.

Decisions, decisions.

Posted by Rambler">Rambler 2006-07-26 14:54|| 2006-07-26 14:54|| Front Page Top

#14 The marksmen should consist of one Shiite Marsh Arab, one Kurd and one Sunni with clean hands. The first one should shoot him in the balls. An hour later, the second one should shoot him in the knee caps. Once he's screamed for a good hour or so, the last one should expose the back of his head to the outside world.

Posted by Tibor 2006-07-26 15:41|| http://incompetenttibor.blogspot.com]">[http://incompetenttibor.blogspot.com] 2006-07-26 15:41|| Front Page Top

#15 bullets are cheap

Posted by Thromort Glomoger4987 2006-07-26 16:41|| 2006-07-26 16:41|| Front Page Top

#16 "bullets are cheap"

Rope can be reused!

-M

Posted by Manolo 2006-07-26 18:06|| 2006-07-26 18:06|| Front Page Top

#17 Hang 'im high.

Shooting would show too much respect.

Posted by Barbara Skolaut">Barbara Skolaut 2006-07-26 18:23|| http://ariellestjohndesigns.com]">[http://ariellestjohndesigns.com] 2006-07-26 18:23|| Front Page Top

#18 "bullets are cheap"

Rope can be reused!

and on a side note: You never run out of knife !

Posted by J. D. Lux 2006-07-26 18:55|| 2006-07-26 18:55|| Front Page Top

#19 When is everyone going to learn:

Death by bunga bunga! It's cheap, too. Now the only problem remaining is to find a boar or two to do the job! :-)

Posted by gorb 2006-07-26 19:48|| 2006-07-26 19:48|| Front Page Top

#20 you can also reload bullets

Posted by Thromort Glomoger4987 2006-07-26 20:25|| 2006-07-26 20:25|| Front Page Top

#21 Hang him.

Give him what he doesn't want.

Posted by Ptah">Ptah 2006-07-26 21:49|| http://www.crusaderwarcollege.org]">[http://www.crusaderwarcollege.org] 2006-07-26 21:49|| Front Page Top

#22 The Chinese makes the family member purchase the bullet.

Posted by Poison Reverse 2006-07-26 22:53|| 2006-07-26 22:53|| Front Page Top

#23 I was hoping they'd send him feet first into an industrial strength paper shredder.

Posted by Broadhead6 2006-07-26 23:10|| 2006-07-26 23:10|| Front Page Top

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