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2007-06-08 -Lurid Crime Tales-

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Posted by tu3031 2007-06-08 10:52|| || Front Page|| [11128 views ] Top

#1 Hey Paris, better put off the coming home party. Re-schedule the caterers.

Posted by JohnQC 2007-06-08 11:50|| 2007-06-08 11:50|| Front Page Top

#2 Update:

LOS ANGELES - Paris Hilton, who is serving her jail sentence from her Hollywood Hills home, has been given another break. She can call in to her Friday court hearing by phone instead of appearing in person. .

Hilton was ordered to report to court at 9 a.m. The judge signed an order for deputies to bring her in a sheriff's vehicle from her Hollywood Hills home, said Superior Court spokesman Allan Parachini. However, Friday morning, Parachini said Hilton would be allowed to take part in the hearing by telephone. The reason for the change was unclear.

I'm sorry, your judgeness. I have another call. It's Brittney. I have to take this...

Posted by tu3031 2007-06-08 11:55|| 2007-06-08 11:55|| Front Page Top

#3 Update update:

LOS ANGELES - A judge ordered that Paris Hilton be brought to court Friday for a hearing on her early release from jail rather than listen to the proceeding by telephone.

Get that skinnyass white piece of skankmeat IN HERE godammit!
Ummmmm...right away, your honor...

"Judge Sauer has instructed the Sheriff's Department to go to Ms. Hilton's residence, pick her up and bring her here. That is happening now," Parachini told reporters outside the courthouse.

Somebody better tell Sherrif Baca to put a hold on that Maserati order...

Posted by tu3031 2007-06-08 12:36|| 2007-06-08 12:36|| Front Page Top

#4 Ya know there is an accident on the Santa Monica Freeway... So she is stuck in traffic... There may be a delay in the proceedings...

Posted by BigEd 2007-06-08 12:56|| 2007-06-08 12:56|| Front Page Top

#5 Maybe the spoiled brat should be in quarantine.
Hazmat Hilton: According to a source at Century Regional Detention Facility, Ms. Hiltons cell was quarantined immediately following her release, and a team of hazardous materials specialists from the Los Angeles County Fire Department is scheduled to inspect the premise later today. This news led to speculation that Ms. Hilton, who has long been suspected of harboring the mother of all herpes infections, may be sitting on something even more lethal.

Posted by GK 2007-06-08 14:09|| 2007-06-08 14:09|| Front Page Top

#6 suspected of harboring the mother of all herpes infections

My condolences to the body cavity inspector.

Posted by ed 2007-06-08 14:13|| 2007-06-08 14:13|| Front Page Top

#7 LOS ANGELES (AP) - 0607xhiltonwrap Paris Hilton was taken from a courtroom screaming and crying Friday seconds after a judge ordered her returned to jail to serve out her entire 45-day sentence for a parole violation in a reckless driving case.

LINK

drudgereport.com is currently featuring a pic of Paris in tears riding in the back of a po-po car.

Posted by Ebbang Uluque6305 2007-06-08 15:36|| 2007-06-08 15:36|| Front Page Top

#8 Speculation Alert-

If she offerred him money or a job or something like that, she could be in a lot of trouble. Bribery would be a felony.

Posted by Baba Tutu 2007-06-08 16:04|| 2007-06-08 16:04|| Front Page Top

#9 Update update update:

LOS ANGELES - Screaming and crying, Paris Hilton was escorted out of a courtroom and back to jail Friday after a judge ruled that she must serve out her entire 45-day sentence behind bars rather than in her Hollywood Hills home.

"It's not right!" shouted the weeping Hilton, who violated her parole in a reckless driving case. "Mom!" she called out to her mother in the audience.

Do you know who I AM!!!

Hilton, who was brought to court in handcuffs in a sheriff's car, came into the courtroom disheveled and weeping, hair askew, sans makeup, wearing a gray fuzzy sweatshirt over slacks. She cried throughout the hearing, her body shook constantly and she dabbed at her eyes. Several times she turned to her parents, seated behind her in the courtroom, and mouthed, "I love you."

You'll soon meet some people who will love you too. Long time...

Posted by tu3031 2007-06-08 16:08|| 2007-06-08 16:08|| Front Page Top

#10 GK linky, According to a source at Century Regional Detention Facility, Ms. Hiltons cell was quarantined immediately following her release, and a team of hazardous materials specialists from the Los Angeles County Fire Department is scheduled to inspect the premise later today. This news led to speculation that Ms. Hilton, who has long been suspected of harboring the mother of all herpes infections, may be sitting on something even more lethal.

Among the most frequently cited possibilities mentioned to a THEM Weekly reporter who visited a number of trendy Los Angeles clubs last night were crabs, radioactive hair-extension lice, bubonic herpes, multiple drug withdrawal, acute anal leakage, a severely prolapsed rectum, chronic inverted nipples, and the bitch cant stand to be alone with herself.

EEeeeeeuuwwwWWW!

Posted by RD">RD 2007-06-08 23:58|| 2007-06-08 23:58|| Front Page Top

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