A woman who ripped off her ex-boyfriend's testicle with her bare hands has been sent to prison.
Strong little wench, ain't she?
Amanda Monti, 24, flew into a rage when Geoffrey Jones, 37, rejected her advances at the end of a house party, Liverpool Crown Court heard.
Hell hath no fury, etc...
She pulled off his left testicle and tried to swallow it, before spitting it out. A friend handed it back to Mr Jones saying: "That's yours."
"Thanks, I hate to break up the set...oh,wait.."
Monti admitted wounding and was jailed for two-and-a-half years. Sentencing Monti, Judge Charles James said it was "a very serious injury" and that Monti was not acting in self defence. The court heard that Mr Jones had ended his long-term but "open relationship" with Monti towards the end of May last year.
"open relationship", he was shagging everything in sight
The pair remained on good terms and on 30 May she picked him up from a party in Crosby and went back for drinks with friends at Mr Jones's house.
You knew alcohol was involved
An argument ensued and Mr Jones said there was a struggle between them. In his statement, Mr Jones said she grabbed his genitals and "pulled hard".
"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!
He added: "That caused my underpants to come off and I found I was completely naked and in excruciating pain." The court heard that a friend saw Monti put Mr Jones's testicle into her mouth and try to swallow it. She choked and spat it back into her hand before the friend grabbed it and gave it back to Mr Jones. Doctors were unable to re-attach the organ.
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In a letter to the court, Monti said she was sorry for what she had done. She said: "It was never my intention to cause harm to Geoff and the fact that I have caused him injury will live with me forever. I am in no way a violent person."
Huuummmm, I believe Geoff would have something to say about that, when he stops screaming in pain.
The letter added: "I have challenged myself to explain what has happened but still I just cannot remember. This has caused much anguish to me and will do for the rest of my life."
Not as much as Geoff, but then again, he'll always remember you
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"I am in no way a violent person."
Shitty impulse control, though...
Posted by: Dave D. ||
02/10/2005 16:52 Comments ||
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It's so hard to find a girlfriend that swallows.
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02/10/2005 16:59 Comments ||
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Well, not sure you had this type of swallowing on mind.
#5
Maybe Scott Bobbit can be of assistance??!!**
Many advances are being made in the field of
neuro surgery, I'm sure the right doctor can work
a miracle*** (some have brains in their pants)
Check out Adam and Eve as a last resort***'
Andrea
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02/10/2005 17:06 Comments ||
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This is exactly why I always secure mine with duct tape.
Posted by: Dar ||
02/10/2005 17:06 Comments ||
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He got lucky, he could be twofer--eunuch in body and spirit.
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Woman or not..... If someone did that to me, they'd have to scrape them off the floor with a squeegee. She would've found herself "instantly" beaten to death. Any woman who takes the, "men don't hit women" advantage thing this far,....has voided any moral contract between the sexes.
As for the dude......hell, he's half nuts!
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02/10/2005 22:48 Comments ||
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When your ex rips one of your testicles off and you find yourself "completely naked and in excruciating pain", you might not be up to beating her to death. Hang down your head, Tom Dooley.
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A WELSH rugby fan cut off his own testicles to celebrate Wales beating England at rugby. Geoff Huish, 26, was so convinced England would win Saturday's match he told fellow drinkers at Leigh Social Club: "If Wales win, I'll cut my balls off." Ya gotta love those hardcore fans...
Friends at the club in Caerphilly, south Wales, thought he was joking. WRONG!
But after the game Mr Huish went home, severed his testicles with a knife, and walked 200 metres back to the bar with the testicles to show the shocked drinkers what he had done. Woah! Think I'll be passing on dinner tonight, Nigel...
Police said he had a history of mental problems. Mental problems, alcohol, knives and sporting events. A bad combination.
Wales's 11-9 victory at the Millennium Stadium in Cardiff was their first home win in 12 years. Great! Maybe they'll send him a tshirt or... something.
The man was rushed to hospital after the incident.A local said the man was on medication and should not have been drinking. Investigative journalism at it's finest.
A Gwent Police spokeswoman said yesterday: "We received a call from the ambulance service at approximately 9pm on the 5th to inform us of a situation at the Leigh Social Club in which a man had indeed severed his own testicles." These are his, right? Nobody else is missing any? Just making sure...
She said the man was taken to Heath Hospital but could not confirm his condition. My bet? Not too good.
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Shouldn't he get a Darwin Award for this? I mean, ok, he's alive, but he ain't adding to the gene pool any time soon. He should at least get an honorable mention.
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A woman who ripped off her ex-boyfriend's testicle with her bare hands has been sent to prison. 
A WELSH rugby fan cut off his own testicles to celebrate Wales beating England at rugby. Geoff Huish, 26, was so convinced England would win Saturday's match he told fellow drinkers at Leigh Social Club: "If Wales win, I'll cut my balls off." 
