 A woman who ripped off her ex-boyfriend's testicle with her bare hands has been sent to prison. | Strong little wench, ain't she? |
Amanda Monti, 24, flew into a rage when Geoffrey Jones, 37, rejected her advances at the end of a house party, Liverpool Crown Court heard. | Hell hath no fury, etc... |
She pulled off his left testicle and tried to swallow it, before spitting it out. A friend handed it back to Mr Jones saying: "That's yours." | "Thanks, I hate to break up the set...oh,wait.." |
Monti admitted wounding and was jailed for two-and-a-half years. Sentencing Monti, Judge Charles James said it was "a very serious injury" and that Monti was not acting in self defence. The court heard that Mr Jones had ended his long-term but "open relationship" with Monti towards the end of May last year. | "open relationship", he was shagging everything in sight |
The pair remained on good terms and on 30 May she picked him up from a party in Crosby and went back for drinks with friends at Mr Jones's house. | You knew alcohol was involved |
An argument ensued and Mr Jones said there was a struggle between them. In his statement, Mr Jones said she grabbed his genitals and "pulled hard". | "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!! |
He added: "That caused my underpants to come off and I found I was completely naked and in excruciating pain." The court heard that a friend saw Monti put Mr Jones's testicle into her mouth and try to swallow it. She choked and spat it back into her hand before the friend grabbed it and gave it back to Mr Jones. Doctors were unable to re-attach the organ. | A moment of silence as we say goodbye to a fallen soldier |
In a letter to the court, Monti said she was sorry for what she had done. She said: "It was never my intention to cause harm to Geoff and the fact that I have caused him injury will live with me forever. I am in no way a violent person." | Huuummmm, I believe Geoff would have something to say about that, when he stops screaming in pain. |
The letter added: "I have challenged myself to explain what has happened but still I just cannot remember. This has caused much anguish to me and will do for the rest of my life." | Not as much as Geoff, but then again, he'll always remember you |
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