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2007-12-13 -Short Attention Span Theater-

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Posted by tu3031 2007-12-13 00:00|| || Front Page|| [1 views ] Top

#1 On cover of high-voltage box: "Warning: Death is Final."

Posted by gorb 2007-12-13 07:05|| 2007-12-13 07:05|| Front Page Top

#2 A massage chair warns: DO NOT use massage chair without clothing... and, Never force any body part into the backrest area while the rollers are moving.

No, I can totally see the need for this warning.

Sign on the laser lab at my undergrad institution: CAUTION: Laser in use. Do not stare into beam WITH REMAINING EYE.

I think they added that last part manually.

Posted by Angie Schultz 2007-12-13 12:50|| 2007-12-13 12:50|| Front Page Top

#3 There are sighns all over here that read, "No eating or drinking in restrooms".

Posted by Deacon Blues">Deacon Blues 2007-12-13 12:55|| 2007-12-13 12:55|| Front Page Top

#4 Each and every warning label is there because some idiot did just that.

Posted by ed 2007-12-13 13:27|| 2007-12-13 13:27|| Front Page Top

#5 I like the one someone supposedly put up in a lab where the janitor kept disarranging the apparatus: WARNING, 10 MILLION OHMS!

Posted by James">James 2007-12-13 14:18|| http://idontknowbut.blogspot.com]">[http://idontknowbut.blogspot.com] 2007-12-13 14:18|| Front Page Top

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