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2022-05-17 -Short Attention Span Theater-

Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue Features Plus-Sized Model Yumi Nu

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Posted by Besoeker 2022-05-17 00:21|| || Front Page|| [11126 views ] Top

#1 We you sure this isn’t a Mad Magazibe parody issue? A tubby, a Kardasian, a granny and one typical model. The only thing missing is a guy using the tuck rule.

Posted by Greater the Anonymous5721 2022-05-17 01:21|| 2022-05-17 01:21|| Front Page Top

#2 That interesting black thing is a size too small on the bottom and two sizes too small on top. She would have looked a lot better in the right size — she looks striking in her other photos. Such an interesting face!

Posted by trailing wife 2022-05-17 01:58|| 2022-05-17 01:58|| Front Page Top

#3 Being fat causes heart problems, high blood pressure, diabetes, glocoma, cancer and you have to pay for two seats to fly, which is always a problem because they usually screw up by assigning you to seats 47 and 65.

Posted by Crons Tholush7614 2022-05-17 07:16|| 2022-05-17 07:16|| Front Page Top

#4 What happens when you think basically everything you see is yumi (to eat).

Posted by M. Murcek 2022-05-17 07:20|| 2022-05-17 07:20|| Front Page Top

#5 Well, I know that if aliens do arrive, I for one will not be on the "To Serve Man" menu.

Posted by Procopius2k 2022-05-17 08:16|| 2022-05-17 08:16|| Front Page Top

#6 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit is blasted as 'hypocritical' and 'pathetic' for putting Kim Kardashian on its cover - months after insisting it was focused on highlighting real 'role models' and NOT just sexy women in bikinis

Posted by Skidmark 2022-05-17 08:46|| 2022-05-17 08:46|| Front Page Top

#7
if [more] aliens do arrive

Congress will hold its first public UFO hearing in 50 YEARS today: Two top intelligence officials will testify on 'unidentified aerial phenomena' and their potential national security risks

Posted by Skidmark 2022-05-17 08:52|| 2022-05-17 08:52|| Front Page Top

#8 10 pounds of $hit in a 5 pound bag.

Posted by Raj 2022-05-17 09:36|| 2022-05-17 09:36|| Front Page Top

#9 A far-left woman with a journalism degree is running the swimsuit issue. She sees her job as lecturing men, not entertaining them.

Posted by Rob Crawford 2022-05-17 11:14|| 2022-05-17 11:14|| Front Page Top

#10 Anybody even get Sports Illustrated anymore? I haven't see 1 in years.

Posted by Chris 2022-05-17 11:20|| 2022-05-17 11:20|| Front Page Top

#11 Circulation down from 3.2 million to 1.7 million over the past twelve years. The latest confirms the fixation of mocking traditional heterosexuality with cartoonish examples as virtue signaling demonstrations of inclusivity and tolerance. Fat and old are fine, just not the pinnacle of sensual femininity for traditional male preferences.

Posted by NoMoreBS 2022-05-17 12:21|| 2022-05-17 12:21|| Front Page Top

#12 I don't consider kim hardashian to be either

Posted by Chris 2022-05-17 13:24|| 2022-05-17 13:24|| Front Page Top

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