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2019-08-30 -Lurid Crime Tales-
Dairy Queen forced to clarify its burgers aren't made with ‘human meat'
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Posted by Besoeker 2019-08-30 02:08|| E-Mail|| Front Page|| [348 views ]  Top

#1 Planned Parenthood sells body parts and there is no action by the GIVERnment and start a rumor about human meat in a burger and 3 departments show up at Dairy Queen. I hope they at least got a Blizzard to go.
Posted by Airandee 2019-08-30 06:34||   2019-08-30 06:34|| Front Page Top

#2 If it's James Comey's chopped liver, I'll have mine with fries and a Pepsi.
Posted by Besoeker 2019-08-30 06:37||   2019-08-30 06:37|| Front Page Top

#3 NYT hit hardest.
Posted by Procopius2k 2019-08-30 07:15||   2019-08-30 07:15|| Front Page Top

#4 Ahhh, If there is no human meat in the hamburger, then Democrats won't eat it.
Posted by Flesing Wittlesbach3140 2019-08-30 07:58||   2019-08-30 07:58|| Front Page Top

#5 Some years back a VP at McDonald's had to explain that no, they didn't use ground earthworms in their burgers as earthworms cost much more per pound than ground beef.
Posted by M. Murcek 2019-08-30 11:31||   2019-08-30 11:31|| Front Page Top

#6 Love their ice cream, but earthworm meat would explain the taste of that one cheeseburger I ate once.
Posted by Thrineth Big Foot5950 2019-08-30 18:00||   2019-08-30 18:00|| Front Page Top

#7 HAMLET
To what base uses we may return, Horatio! Why may
not imagination trace the noble dust of Alexander,
till he find it stopping a Wormburger?

HORATIO
'Twere to consider too curiously, to consider so.

HAMLET
No, faith, not a jot; but to follow him thither with
modesty enough, and likelihood to lead it: as
thus: Alexander died, Alexander was buried,
Alexander returneth into dust; the dust is earth; earth containeth worms; and why of those worms, whereto he
was converted, might they not stuff a burger?
Imperious Caesar, dead and turn'd to smithereens,
Might help the bottom line of many Dairy Queens:
O, that that earth, which kept the world in awe,
Should fill a sandwich to sate a gaping maw!
Posted by Lex 2019-08-30 19:33||   2019-08-30 19:33|| Front Page Top

#8 Wormtender! Send that Burger an Orange Julius, on me. Or maybe in a cup would be better.
Posted by Thumper Shealet4134 2019-08-30 20:02||   2019-08-30 20:02|| Front Page Top

#9 Soylent Dairy Queen...
Posted by Ebbuns Borgia3791 2019-08-30 21:41||   2019-08-30 21:41|| Front Page Top

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