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2011-12-13 -Short Attention Span Theater-

Michelle Obama breaks jumping jacks record

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Posted by Fred 2011-12-13 00:00|| || Front Page|| [3 views ] Top

#1 I can believe this, as IIRC doing jumping jacks is one of Michelle's favorite personal activities.

I still have to wonder, though, just how well she truly is adapting to being FLOTUS, promoting pro-health dietary lifestyles instead of carrying protest signs + yelling Radicalist slogans.

D *** NG IT, IFF ANY PART OF THE YOUNGER MICHELLE IS STILL IN HER, SHE MUST WANT TO THROW A FIREBOMB, ETC. AT CAPITOL HILL SO BAD SHE BITES + BLEEDS HER LIPS TRYING TO RESIST THE TEMPTATION???

[CLINT EASTWOOD "FORCED SMILE" here].

Posted by JosephMendiola 2011-12-13 00:59|| 2011-12-13 00:59|| Front Page Top

#2 The Congress is right there, the Congress is right there, she could get 'em all wid a couple dozen eggs or a few grenades!

Posted by JosephMendiola 2011-12-13 01:01|| 2011-12-13 01:01|| Front Page Top

#3 Someone please let me know if Salma Hayek or Halle Berry was found to be participating.

Posted by gorb 2011-12-13 01:39|| 2011-12-13 01:39|| Front Page Top

#4 I'm afraid to check, and see that this is not Onion.

Posted by g(r)omgoru 2011-12-13 02:17|| 2011-12-13 02:17|| Front Page Top

#5 firebombs to ~~baking cookies~~ ~~throwing rose petals~~ ~~singing songs~~ doing jumping jacks.

how cool is she?

Posted by Martini 2011-12-13 05:30|| 2011-12-13 05:30|| Front Page Top

#6 Sad to say but this somehow diminishes the First Lady's position in my book and the position was never very high to begin with. I mean really, a goofy stunt to draw publicity? Yeah its for a cause but really?

Posted by rjschwarz 2011-12-13 09:59|| 2011-12-13 09:59|| Front Page Top

#7 Ive never been so proud of my country as now that they let me go out to play.

Posted by jak salami 2011-12-13 10:01|| 2011-12-13 10:01|| Front Page Top

#8 Technically, she doesn't hold the record. The 300,000+ participants do. Both her and her husband like to take credit for things they didn't really do. Slow news day.

Now if all the Chinese did jumping jacks we would set a record and probably generate earthquakes.

Posted by JohnQC 2011-12-13 10:10|| 2011-12-13 10:10|| Front Page Top

#9 Her record is still to be confirmed by the U.S. Geological Service.

Posted by Grunter 2011-12-13 10:15|| 2011-12-13 10:15|| Front Page Top

#10 That must've been exhausting for the First Lady. The two week trip to Hawaii is obviously well deserved.

Posted by Pappy 2011-12-13 12:13|| 2011-12-13 12:13|| Front Page Top

#11 Coincidence?

Posted by Deacon Blues 2011-12-13 12:17|| 2011-12-13 12:17|| Front Page Top

#12 That must've been exhausting for the First Lady. The two week trip to Hawaii is obviously well deserved.

Did she take her own plane again?

Posted by Cincinnatus Chili 2011-12-13 16:00|| 2011-12-13 16:00|| Front Page Top

#13 Does she still hate the U.S.?

Posted by JohnQC 2011-12-13 17:33|| 2011-12-13 17:33|| Front Page Top

#14 "Careful how you make those statements gentlemen. I'm the only thing between you and the salad forks."

-Barry O

Posted by swksvolFF 2011-12-13 17:56|| 2011-12-13 17:56|| Front Page Top

#15 Basic training recruits can do better.

Posted by Gleregum tse Tung1512 2011-12-13 18:37|| 2011-12-13 18:37|| Front Page Top

#16 Wish she would break the "Get the F out of the White House" record (Accompanied Division)....

Posted by Uncle Phester 2011-12-13 18:47|| 2011-12-13 18:47|| Front Page Top

#17 GUAMPDN FORUMS POSTER > quotes GLOBE MAGAZINE that FLOTUS Michelle likes to sneak out of the WH often because she's allegedly having a steamy affair wid one of her Secret Service security agents, as due to the Bammer personally gay.

"GLOBE" ARTIC = infers that its quite possible that a gay Bammer allows + consents to wife Michelle having hetero extramarital affairs on the side as part of their relationship, as such is common in many cases of gays or bi-sexuals whom are married to non-gay or non-bisexual personages???

Posted by JosephMendiola 2011-12-13 21:33|| 2011-12-13 21:33|| Front Page Top

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