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2011-12-07 Israel-Palestine-Jordan

Man Gets Community Service For Running Over Terrorist With His Car

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Posted by Anonymoose 2011-12-07 00:00|| || Front Page|| [1 views ] Top

#1 Over two years before he is able to be tried. Good.

Hopefully they'll have David in charge of sunblock application for the Israeli womens' beach-volleyball team at the time of his choosing within the next year.

A couple of criticisms for the Israelis involved here for next time:

Drivers: Park the car on top of the terrorist with the muffler burning his face. Whether you leave the car running or throw the car keys up on the roof of the gas station would depend on the situation. Use your best judgment.

Soldiers: Wait patiently until the driver has properly centered his car on top of the terrorist before taking your turn. Please note that because of the driver's adrenaline level, this may take several attempts. After the driver places the transmission in park and sets the emergency brake, shoot out the car's tires to disable the vehicle and prevent further injury to the ~~terrorist~~ muslim extremist. Be careful to clear any innocent bystandters away from any gas puddles so they won't get burned if the mother of the terrorist shows up and offers him a smoke. Be sure to have a cell phone handy so you can call the fire department if this is the case.

Posted by gorb 2011-12-07 01:53|| 2011-12-07 01:53|| Front Page Top

#2 Don't show up at a demolition derby armed with a knife.

Posted by Procopius2k 2011-12-07 04:04|| 2011-12-07 04:04|| Front Page Top

#3 three months' community service

Teaching driver's education?

Posted by Pappy 2011-12-07 10:22|| 2011-12-07 10:22|| Front Page Top

#4 Sounds like the soldiers need aiming training to me.

Posted by Bright Pebbles 2011-12-07 11:54|| 2011-12-07 11:54|| Front Page Top

#5 You idiot, next time you run back and forth over a terrorist use a tank!

Posted by JFM 2011-12-07 12:40|| 2011-12-07 12:40|| Front Page Top

#6 I would think running over a terrorist with your car IS Community Service.

Posted by Slugum Dribble1826 2011-12-07 13:16|| 2011-12-07 13:16|| Front Page Top

#7 Drivers: Park the car on top of the terrorist with the muffler burning his face. Whether you leave the car running or throw the car keys up on the roof of the gas station would depend on the situation. Use your best judgment.

Wrong. Park one of the wheels over the terrorist's torso, and the guy's on his way to meet his virgins.

Posted by Zhang Fei 2011-12-07 14:49|| 2011-12-07 14:49|| Front Page Top

#8 This is Palestine - don't use a tank - use an armored D9.

If it's good enough for St. Pancake!

Posted by CrazyFool 2011-12-07 15:56|| 2011-12-07 15:56|| Front Page Top

#9 I guess a bus was not available at that moment.

Posted by manversgwtw 2011-12-07 19:02|| 2011-12-07 19:02|| Front Page Top

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