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2007-07-31 -Short Attention Span Theater-

This Year's Bulwer-Lytton Contest Grand Prize Winner

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Posted by Anonymoose 2007-07-31 00:00|| || Front Page|| [4 views ] Top

#1 Thank you, dear Anonymoose. What a wonderful way to start the day!

Posted by trailing wife 2007-07-31 05:24|| 2007-07-31 05:24|| Front Page Top

#2 Anonymoose you're evil.

Posted by gromgoru 2007-07-31 05:51|| 2007-07-31 05:51|| Front Page Top

#3 I can only suppose that the interrupted original subject of urinationin combination with a triply redundant use of the word "ten"took the prize.

Posted by Zenster">Zenster 2007-07-31 05:59|| 2007-07-31 05:59|| Front Page Top

#4 Dishonorable Mention, and also the winner of the coveted Miss Congrandiosity title, is PFC Scott Thomas Beauchamp.

Posted by Seafarious">Seafarious 2007-07-31 09:02|| 2007-07-31 09:02|| Front Page Top

#5 This year's "Calvacade of Winners". I like the Plumber, Hippo, Fantasy Fiction and a few of the "Dishonorable Mentions".

The Bulwer-Lytton Fiction Contest Site

Posted by Mullah Richard 2007-07-31 09:37|| 2007-07-31 09:37|| Front Page Top

#6 And Dan Brown wasn't a contender? I could only get two chapters into "The DaVinci Code", 'cause I kept tripping and falling flat over sentances that read like something from the Bulwer-Lytton contest... ;-)

Posted by Sgt. Mom 2007-07-31 09:39|| www.celiahayes.com]">[www.celiahayes.com] 2007-07-31 09:39|| Front Page Top

#7 The ability to laugh at one's self is a scarce commodity in this day and age. I'm glad to see that it isn't a dead art.

Posted by bigjim-ky 2007-07-31 11:09|| 2007-07-31 11:09|| Front Page Top

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