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2007-07-31 -Lurid Crime Tales-

Sweden: Boy shoots at 'bloody capitalist' golfers

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Posted by mrp 2007-07-31 08:58|| || Front Page|| [6 views ] Top

#1 I guess this means it would be prudent to "pack a piece" when golfing.

Posted by JohnQC 2007-07-31 09:29|| 2007-07-31 09:29|| Front Page Top

#2 I guess this means it would be prudent to "pack a piece" when golfing.

Posted by JohnQC 2007-07-31 09:29|| 2007-07-31 09:29|| Front Page Top

#3 Maybe he lives by the course and was pissed off about getting his windows broken?

(Anyway, there is a more civilized approach to dealing with the problem, as illustrated by Johnny Knoxville & Co. in their cinematic opus, "Jackass". A couple of well-timed toots of an airhorn are all it takes.)

Posted by Swamp Blondie 2007-07-31 10:24|| 2007-07-31 10:24|| Front Page Top

#4 Wasn't this a scene in the movie "Falling Down"?

Posted by Abdominal Snowman 2007-07-31 10:44|| 2007-07-31 10:44|| Front Page Top

#5 Yes, but there was an heart attack as a result (with the pills lost in the sunken golf cart. Oh, well). The only schumacher movie I deemed bearable, and with only *one* gay-related scene, oh boy.

Posted by anonymous5089 2007-07-31 10:55|| 2007-07-31 10:55|| Front Page Top

#6 Sandy: I want you to kill every gophers on the golf course!

Carl Spackler: Correct me if I'm wrong Sandy, but if I kill all the golfers, they're gonna lock me up and throw away the key...

Sandy: Not golfers, you great fool! Gophers! The *little* *brown*, *furry* *rodents* -!

Carl Spackler: We can do that; we don't even have to have a reason. All right, let's do the same thing, but with gophers -!

Posted by Anonymoose 2007-07-31 11:42|| 2007-07-31 11:42|| Front Page Top

#7 I'm not saying shooting golfers is wrong, but do they even *have* capitalists in Sweden?

Posted by SteveS 2007-07-31 12:19|| 2007-07-31 12:19|| Front Page Top

#8 I guess this means it would be prudent to "pack a piece" when golfing.

By law in the State of Tennessee you are required to have a firearm everywhere you go. Well, it may not be codified but it is the standard practice.

A warning shot does help when the group ahead is taking too much time.

Posted by BrerRabbit 2007-07-31 13:01|| 2007-07-31 13:01|| Front Page Top

#9 Hi. What's your handicap?
They shoot at us...

Posted by tu3031 2007-07-31 13:27|| 2007-07-31 13:27|| Front Page Top

#10 Comrade, hand me the shootin' iron ...

Posted by mrp 2007-07-31 13:52|| 2007-07-31 13:52|| Front Page Top

#11 I'm not saying shooting golfers is wrong, but do they even *have* capitalists in Sweden?

LOL, Steve. And here I was asking another obvious question...they still have *guns* in Sweden?

Posted by BA 2007-07-31 14:11|| 2007-07-31 14:11|| Front Page Top

#12 Considering that every goddam lawyer in the world and half the docs and dentists all play golf, what's the problem?

Posted by Sheba Ulaimble6895 2007-07-31 15:46|| 2007-07-31 15:46|| Front Page Top

#13 I'm not saying shooting golfers is wrong, but do they even *have* capitalists in Sweden?

Oh yeah, just ask Ingvar Kamprad.

Posted by xbalanke 2007-07-31 17:59|| 2007-07-31 17:59|| Front Page Top

#14 A warning shot does help when the group ahead is taking too much time.

[BANG!]

"Playing through."

[BANG!]

Posted by Zenster">Zenster 2007-07-31 22:40|| 2007-07-31 22:40|| Front Page Top

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