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2006-01-07 -Short Attention Span Theater-

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Posted by Seafarious 2006-01-07 00:00|| || Front Page|| [2 views since 2007-05-07] Top

#1 LOL. Well done and spot-on. I especially enjoyed and recognized the Dubaian, Saudi, Bahraini, and Kuwaiti "systems" as deadly accurate, lol. Truth.

Posted by .com 2006-01-07 02:03|| 2006-01-07 02:03|| Front Page Top

#2 ROFL! I was always fond of two cows analogies! There's probably no better shorthand way to describe workings of each political/socio-economic system.

Posted by Sobiesky 2006-01-07 12:16|| 2006-01-07 12:16|| Front Page Top

#3 The Bangladesh "System"
There are two cows hiding in the upazila. The RAB finds out after a remanding of the usual dacoit. An unfortunate crossfire happens at 3 AM while attempting to recover the milk.

Posted by Inspector Clueso 2006-01-07 15:39|| 2006-01-07 15:39|| Front Page Top

#4 leading to capture of an Uddergun?

*rimshot*

thankyou! I'm here all week, try the veal!

Posted by Frank G">Frank G 2006-01-07 15:54|| 2006-01-07 15:54|| Front Page Top

#5 The "Palestine" System

You have two cows. The female has exposed nipples, so she is stoned to death. After blaming the Jooos for the lack of milk, you strap explosives to the male and send it into Israel. You ask the UN for money to buy more cows and explosives.

Posted by BH 2006-01-07 16:35|| 2006-01-07 16:35|| Front Page Top

#6 You have two cows.
An angry tree Jinn takes one and leaves bullet. The other cow is declared takayinma by the school bus authorities and is accident.

Posted by Glemp Flineper4549 2006-01-07 18:35|| 2006-01-07 18:35|| Front Page Top

#7 GF - you get the shakes when Urdu Nuggets are late, dontcha? ;-)

Posted by Frank G">Frank G 2006-01-07 18:48|| 2006-01-07 18:48|| Front Page Top

#8 How could I have forgotten the Uddergun? (Rimshot)
Checking the evidence locker, the boyz also recovered a cut rifle, 3 bullet, and a new .303
(veal on order)

Posted by Inspector Clueso 2006-01-07 19:22|| 2006-01-07 19:22|| Front Page Top

#9 Economics, cows and snark, all on one web page! How can you not love Rantburg? And the RAB. And veal. Mmmmmm.

Posted by SteveS 2006-01-07 20:42|| 2006-01-07 20:42|| Front Page Top

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