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2004-10-03 Israel-Palestine

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Posted by dennisw 2004-10-03 4:50:22 PM|| || Front Page|| [11129 views since 2007-05-07] Top

#1 All I can say is:

Watch out when the Circus Elephants come to town!

Posted by Alaska Paul 2004-10-03 6:12:37 PM|| 2004-10-03 6:12:37 PM|| Front Page Top

#2 hmmmm any idea how Arabs typically dilate the anus of sheep that large?

/naivety

Posted by Frank G 2004-10-03 6:36:12 PM|| 2004-10-03 6:36:12 PM|| Front Page Top

#3 For the sheeps sake I hope they safety wired the pins in place

Posted by Cheaderhead 2004-10-03 6:37:17 PM|| 2004-10-03 6:37:17 PM|| Front Page Top

#4 ...another terrorist who he was supposed to train in on how to insert the grenades into the sheeps behinds.

"I'm supposed to train on WHAT?...Hey, are you guys drunk or something?"

Posted by mojo 2004-10-03 6:47:00 PM|| 2004-10-03 6:47:00 PM|| Front Page Top

#5 I suppose it's a lot easier than inserting a real pineapple.

Posted by Zenster 2004-10-03 6:51:37 PM|| 2004-10-03 6:51:37 PM|| Front Page Top

#6 Another eweless tactic in the intabaaahda

Posted by Lux 2004-10-03 6:52:44 PM|| 2004-10-03 6:52:44 PM|| Front Page Top

#7 #3 For the sheeps sake I hope they safety wired the pins in place
Posted by: Cheaderhead 2004-10-03 6:37:17 PM Comment Top Rantburg

Duct tape around the pins and lever, Cheaderhead, duct tape works for everything!

Posted by Alaska Paul 2004-10-03 6:56:19 PM|| 2004-10-03 6:56:19 PM|| Front Page Top

#8 How'd the IDF catch on to this trick? Were the sheep walking funny or something?

Posted by Dave D. 2004-10-03 7:00:19 PM|| 2004-10-03 7:00:19 PM|| Front Page Top

#9 IDF has UAV's everywhere. The Paleo's can't take a crap without the drones picking it up.

Posted by Poison Reverse 2004-10-03 7:06:07 PM|| 2004-10-03 7:06:07 PM|| Front Page Top

#10 Explosive diarrhea was a giveaway.

Posted by ed 2004-10-03 7:20:56 PM|| 2004-10-03 7:20:56 PM|| Front Page Top

#11 Maybe the pulling cords hanging out from the fantail gave away the scheme.

Posted by Alaska Paul 2004-10-03 7:28:06 PM|| 2004-10-03 7:28:06 PM|| Front Page Top

#12 Shlomo: "Hey, Ahmed, Halt!"

Ahmed: "Why, what's ah problem?"

Shlomo: "Your sheep walk funny."

Ahmed: "They're pregnant, sarge."

Shlomo: "Pregnant, huh? Well let me take a look, I am a veterenarian."

Shlomo pats sheep on tummy, looks over behind and mumbles under his breath: "Why the heck the cunt looks normal but the anus is red and swollen...?"
Checks another sheep and there is a part of a plastic bag protruding from its anus. Shlomo pulls and one by one, hand grenades are coming out.

Shlomo: "Looky here, Ahmed, 8 babies came out. This sheep is not pregnant anymore. Say, Ahmed, what if I throw one of the babies in your direction? Or ... would you rather go to jail for smuggling illegal aliens?"

Posted by Conanista 2004-10-03 7:38:07 PM|| 2004-10-03 7:38:07 PM|| Front Page Top

#13 um....thanks for sharing, Conanista....I need a shower now

Posted by Frank G 2004-10-03 8:07:41 PM|| 2004-10-03 8:07:41 PM|| Front Page Top

#14 Please tell me this is The Onion. :-O

Posted by Barbara Skolaut 2004-10-03 8:37:45 PM|| 2004-10-03 8:37:45 PM|| Front Page Top

#15 ":-O"

You're not crying, Barb, are you? :-)

Posted by Memesis 2004-10-03 9:19:13 PM|| 2004-10-03 9:19:13 PM|| Front Page Top

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