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2003-10-10 -Short Attention Span Theater-
Suspected penis snatcher beaten to death
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Posted by tu3031 2003-10-10 9:32:25 AM|| E-Mail|| Front Page|| [447 views since 2007-05-07]  Top

#1 beaten or lynched? let's get this cleared up...
Posted by Frank G  2003-10-10 10:04:40 AM||   2003-10-10 10:04:40 AM|| Front Page Top

#2 There bas been mass hysteria before caused by disappearing privates in Africa. The fear of loss evidently causes a catastrophic Cassansa effect. Stress, evidently.

Very similar to seeing the Monkey Man in India.
Posted by Shipman 2003-10-10 10:10:06 AM||   2003-10-10 10:10:06 AM|| Front Page Top

#3 The US needs to add this offense to the laws that require neighborhood notification of an offender moving in. If there is a penis-snatcher living in my town, I want to know about it.
Posted by Super Hose  2003-10-10 10:39:50 AM||   2003-10-10 10:39:50 AM|| Front Page Top

#4 Seven alleged penis snatchers were beaten to death by angry mobs in Ghana in 1997.

Were any of them hung?
Posted by Tokyo Taro 2003-10-10 10:58:10 AM||   2003-10-10 10:58:10 AM|| Front Page Top

#5 I was told I would go blind, not die, from penis beating. oh well.
Posted by huck 2003-10-10 11:16:26 AM||   2003-10-10 11:16:26 AM|| Front Page Top

#6 Donald Sutherland in Invasion of the Penis Snatchers...
Posted by Raj 2003-10-10 12:20:31 PM|| []  2003-10-10 12:20:31 PM|| Front Page Top

#7 One of the guys at my work, Stumpy, thinks these snatchers are a criminal conspiracy set-up to supply material to those two Aussie puppeteers.

Stumpy also thinks that Roy's tiger needs HIV screening.

Stumpy and I were absent during sensitivity training.
Posted by Super Hose  2003-10-10 12:29:24 PM||   2003-10-10 12:29:24 PM|| Front Page Top

#8 Hey Tokyo - that's a low blow... but I've got to hand it to you, your beat off off-beat humor is pointedly up my alley.
Posted by Rawsnacks  2003-10-10 2:33:08 PM||   2003-10-10 2:33:08 PM|| Front Page Top

#9 Was Ilena Bobbit released on parole? Surprised she moved to Africa, though...
Posted by Old Patriot  2003-10-10 4:47:03 PM|| []  2003-10-10 4:47:03 PM|| Front Page Top

#10 Geez, come up with a new euphemism, willya? Have you got any idea what it's like to have a surname like mine? ;-)
Posted by Christopher Johnson  2003-10-10 11:41:10 PM|| []  2003-10-10 11:41:10 PM|| Front Page Top

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