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2003-09-30 Africa: North
Tunisian crashes car in US embassy
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Posted by Fred Pruitt 2003-09-30 15:01|| E-Mail|| Front Page|| [323 views since 2007-05-07]  Top

#1 Bin Jab Allah told investigators that he “wanted to commit suicide after he failed to obtain a visa which would have allowed him to return to the United States and be with his American wife”.

Well that was brilliant. I wonder who was gullible enough to marry this winner?
Posted by Bomb-a-rama 2003-9-30 3:56:47 PM||   2003-9-30 3:56:47 PM|| Front Page Top

#2 Second, again.
Posted by Steve  2003-9-30 3:59:41 PM||   2003-9-30 3:59:41 PM|| Front Page Top

#3 Looks like the officer in charge of Visas made the right decision on turning down this one.
Posted by Alaska Paul 2003-9-30 4:15:09 PM||   2003-9-30 4:15:09 PM|| Front Page Top

#4 Couple of pointers for my main man:
1. Just run the van in the garage with the door closed. You'll go quietly without annoying the rest of us.
2. If you must drive into a wall to make a specatacle of yourself, disconnect the airbags and unbuckle the seat belt.
3. Buy a motorcycle; they are easier to total. Running into a wall at speed on a murdercycle will enure that you are treated to a close casket funneral. Go with the leather jacket and no helmet model. Take a picture of yourself wearing dark sunglasses before you take the fatal ride so that your honey can remember you looking cool.

Personally, I am against assisted suicide, but this guy's effort was pitiful. He needs some help.
Posted by Super Hose  2003-9-30 8:08:28 PM||   2003-9-30 8:08:28 PM|| Front Page Top

#5 Allah bin Jab bin Jab Allah
Posted by Grunter 2003-9-30 11:08:43 PM||   2003-9-30 11:08:43 PM|| Front Page Top

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