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2007-12-19 Home Front: Politix

This is about two weeks early, isn't it?

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Posted by Fred 2007-12-19 00:00|| || Front Page|| [4 views ] Top

#1 Ma, Ma where's my pa?
He's in the White House, ha, ha, ha.

Posted by Chuck Simmins">Chuck Simmins 2007-12-19 00:17|| http://northshorejournal.org]">[http://northshorejournal.org] 2007-12-19 00:17|| Front Page Top

#2 Uh oh - you just know thats a Taserin'.

Posted by JosephMendiola 2007-12-19 00:18|| 2007-12-19 00:18|| Front Page Top

#3 And the mother is an illegal SPACE ALIEN!

Posted by Angie Schultz 2007-12-19 00:36|| 2007-12-19 00:36|| Front Page Top

#4 His own people put that one out there to prove he's hetero.

Wanna impress me? Out Romney's or Huckabee's mistress.

Posted by OldSpook 2007-12-19 01:26|| 2007-12-19 01:26|| Front Page Top

#5 I sure miss the Weekly World News- no celebrity gossip, political pretense, consumer news or other frivolity, just straightforward sensationalism and unabashed fabrication. It was a mirror held mockingly to the face of the media-industrial complex.

Posted by Dick Arbusto, CEO of Hallibushwater 2007-12-19 01:38|| 2007-12-19 01:38|| Front Page Top

#6 The Enquirer is controlled by a Friend of ~~Bill~~ Hillary's.

First we get the allegedly-unauthorized "Obama is a drug-addled Muslim!" whispering campaign, and now this. There's a fair circumstantial case to be made that this is the Clintons' attempt to kneecap their two serious opponents and save Hillary's bacon in Iowa.

'Course, if the story's true, the man is a pig.

Posted by Mike 2007-12-19 08:13|| 2007-12-19 08:13|| Front Page Top

#7 What if Edwards contributed to a sperm bank?

Then the DNA would be positive but there would be no sex.

Posted by mhw">mhw 2007-12-19 08:21|| http://hypocrisy-incorporated.blogspot.com/]">[http://hypocrisy-incorporated.blogspot.com/] 2007-12-19 08:21|| Front Page Top

#8 Dick, try Pravda.

Posted by Ebbang Uluque6305 2007-12-19 11:52|| 2007-12-19 11:52|| Front Page Top

#9 "Andrew Young is the father of Ms. Hunter's unborn child," declared his Washington, D.C.-based attorney.

Must be nice to have people like that who are willing to take a fall for you.

Posted by Ebbang Uluque6305 2007-12-19 12:02|| 2007-12-19 12:02|| Front Page Top

#10 It isn't that 'Bat Boy' runnin around the swamps, is it?

Posted by swksvolFF 2007-12-19 12:39|| 2007-12-19 12:39|| Front Page Top

#11 If that's his taste in broads to cheat with, he ain't no Jack Kennedy...

Posted by tu3031 2007-12-19 12:43|| 2007-12-19 12:43|| Front Page Top

#12 Cheating on his wife! That's disgraceful!
Oh, wait...

Posted by Hillary! 2008 2007-12-19 12:47|| 2007-12-19 12:47|| Front Page Top

#13 "Boy, ironic time for Newsweek to put John Edwards on the cover with the headline, 'The Sleeper', huh?"

--Jim Geraghty, National Review

Posted by Mike 2007-12-19 16:39|| 2007-12-19 16:39|| Front Page Top

#14 The question to ask is:

If people leave Edwards, where do they go?

Cui bono?

Obama.

This was either a very very clever move by Obama, or more likely, a desperate move by an incompetent staff that thinks this will help Hillary.

Posted by OldSpook 2007-12-19 19:20|| 2007-12-19 19:20|| Front Page Top

#15 BRITNEY SPEARS' sister = other Hollywood celebs have also announced they're preggers. Not quite sure how to interprete these within the scope of the MSM + GWOT > BRITNEY, etal. = DUBYA/USA?, ergo Britney's now reported delayed BOOK ON PARENTING = BAD US INTEL [e.g. NO WMDS + NEW IRAN NIE]??? JOHN EDWARDS' "LOVE CHILD" = POST-SADDAM IRAQ, enbarrassed MRS EDWARDS' = HILLARY vv MONICA???

*FYI, TOPIX > APOCALYPSE WHEN? + SOVEREIGN[ty] SHIFT.

D *** NG IT, REBUTTALS, COMMENTS, + VALIUM MEDS WELCOME + POSH SPICE NEEDS BOTOX [FARK.com Posters].

Posted by JosephMendiola 2007-12-19 21:15|| 2007-12-19 21:15|| Front Page Top

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