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2003-10-21 -Short Attention Span Theater-

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Posted by Frank G 2003-10-21 9:44:58 AM|| || Front Page|| [11125 views since 2007-05-07] Top

#1 Watch out for liberials handing out Magic Penis'.

" It not only quenches your lust, but restores your health too! "

Posted by Charles 2003-10-21 10:02:01 AM|| 2003-10-21 10:02:01 AM|| Front Page Top

#2 Hey, stop talking 'bout my woodie!

Phallic carvings are very common in Thailand. So are the shaman types. These Buddhists are also animists - some pretty weird stuff - which they originally got from the Hindus. It's a pretty weird mix with special emphasis on pregnant women and demons and such. Lots of folklore I could relate, but hey, all unscientific ooga booga is a waste of breath / keystrokes when it counts. I always remember, as a kid, being given a rabbit's foot and told it would bring me luck. All I could think about was the poor rabbit - and how it hadn't been lucky at all for him. Ooga booga - can you say 30 new Cardinals, Frank? What, was there a shortage? ;->

Suffice it to say I don't exactly buy the lady's claims - assuming she used it as directed. Now if she was a little more liberal in her application, well now, that would be quite different and certainly could've brought the rosie pink flush back to her cheeks... 8->

Posted by .com 2003-10-21 10:35:18 AM|| 2003-10-21 10:35:18 AM|| Front Page Top

#3 Right now, there is some guy in Idaho, turning and burning some pine on a lathe, with dreams of being first to market on E-bay. I salute the man. Capitalism rules the market.

Posted by Super Hose 2003-10-21 10:53:10 AM|| 2003-10-21 10:53:10 AM|| Front Page Top

#4 Pine? I'd have thought you'd want to use a hard wood.

Posted by Robert Crawford 2003-10-21 11:01:58 AM|| [http://www.kloognome.com] 2003-10-21 11:01:58 AM|| Front Page Top

#5 When will Pra be setting up the website and sending out all the spam and popup ads?

Posted by tu3031 2003-10-21 11:06:55 AM|| 2003-10-21 11:06:55 AM|| Front Page Top

#6 I'm kinda wondering - did she try to suck it?

Posted by Bomb-a-rama 2003-10-21 11:11:44 AM|| 2003-10-21 11:11:44 AM|| Front Page Top

#7 B-a-R - Personally I wasn't wondering... hey, there was no mention of her having splinters in her tongue... ;->

Posted by .com 2003-10-21 12:19:23 PM|| 2003-10-21 12:19:23 PM|| Front Page Top

#8 special emphasis on pregnant women and demons and such

LOL. That about covers the Lucifarien waterfront.

Posted by Shipman 2003-10-21 12:59:13 PM|| 2003-10-21 12:59:13 PM|| Front Page Top

#9 Super Hose predicts that the next plague sweeping the continent of Africa will be Dutch Elm Disease.

Posted by Super Hose 2003-10-21 2:50:06 PM|| 2003-10-21 2:50:06 PM|| Front Page Top

#10 Can you adapt this prop to an afro-centric rendition of The Magic Flute? -- sorry, this was fertile ground.

Posted by Super Hose 2003-10-21 3:00:36 PM|| 2003-10-21 3:00:36 PM|| Front Page Top

#11 Hmmmm. I think, given the scarcity of the Dutch in Africa these days, it may already have done its worst... Yet another genocide, sniff sniff... I think the remnants are down in Cape Town.

Posted by .com 2003-10-21 3:00:44 PM|| 2003-10-21 3:00:44 PM|| Front Page Top

#12 ..The Magic Flute?

That would be called the Magic Skin Flute. ;)

Posted by Bomb-a-rama 2003-10-21 4:29:05 PM|| 2003-10-21 4:29:05 PM|| Front Page Top

#13 Bomb, if I were able, I would answer with a Woody the Woodpecker maniacle laugh. Please, imagine it for effect.

Posted by Super Hose 2003-10-21 5:25:35 PM|| 2003-10-21 5:25:35 PM|| Front Page Top

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