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2004-10-04 Iraq-Jordan
Iraqi Sunnis threaten to start "great jihad"
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Posted by Steve 2004-10-04 11:45:17 AM|| || Front Page|| [11132 views since 2007-05-07]  Top

#1 The Islamic Theologians League of Iraq has threatened to declare “great jihad” in response to

this is also known as macro F5 in Islam
Posted by mhw 2004-10-04 12:05:37 PM||   2004-10-04 12:05:37 PM|| Front Page Top

#2 mhw - ROTFLMAO

I assume these guys took the same position on all those elections Saddam won.
Posted by Matt 2004-10-04 12:19:50 PM||   2004-10-04 12:19:50 PM|| Front Page Top

#3 â€œIraqis will not accept the results of the elections, the road to which is paved with sculls and flooded with blood,” said Muhammad al-Faydi.

Was he breathing heavily, anticipating a meeting with virgins...

The Islamic Theologians League of Iraq
Posted by BigEd 2004-10-04 12:23:52 PM||   2004-10-04 12:23:52 PM|| Front Page Top

#4 do they have superpowers too?
Posted by Frank G  2004-10-04 12:26:48 PM||   2004-10-04 12:26:48 PM|| Front Page Top

#5 Do they row the sculls in the flood of blood?
Posted by Classical_Liberal 2004-10-04 12:29:09 PM||   2004-10-04 12:29:09 PM|| Front Page Top

#6  paved with sculls and flooded with blood

Gee, that sounds awful slippery. Gotta be an OSHA violation, or something.
Posted by SteveS 2004-10-04 12:29:50 PM||   2004-10-04 12:29:50 PM|| Front Page Top

#7 The Islamic Theologians League of Iraq

League?

Soccer - Basketball - ICE HOCKEY? HA HA HA
Posted by BigEd 2004-10-04 12:31:39 PM||   2004-10-04 12:31:39 PM|| Front Page Top

#8 paved with sculls...

Can you imagine all the people on their hands and knees digging out the gold from teeth...

A new cottage industry - Neighborhood Gold Broker
Posted by BigEd 2004-10-04 12:34:07 PM||   2004-10-04 12:34:07 PM|| Front Page Top

#9 Anyone up for the Great Crusade and Payback? Just read that jihad is great for the economy, then why shouldn't a Crusade be even more lucrative? All that untapped wealth and all those untapped virgin daughters just going to waste in the middle east. Though Americans are first in line for payback, there are more deserving folks in need of your wealth. There are millions of unemployed Sudanese, Congolese, Nigerians, and other Africans who have undergone genocide by the hands of muslims for hundreds of years. And they also deserve a little vengeance and booty. Hell, Sierra Leone alone has a huge untapped potential for chopping off hands, heads, etc. All the booty and muslim women they can carry away. Are you up for the game mullahs?
Posted by ed 2004-10-04 12:57:45 PM||   2004-10-04 12:57:45 PM|| Front Page Top

#10 life was so much better when i went sculling. OTOH kayaks are cool, too.
Posted by Liberalhawk 2004-10-04 1:32:42 PM||   2004-10-04 1:32:42 PM|| Front Page Top

#11 "The only thing left to us is to declare ‘great jihad’"

Oh, shut up.
Posted by Dave D. 2004-10-04 1:38:01 PM||   2004-10-04 1:38:01 PM|| Front Page Top

#12 "The only thing left to us is to declare ‘great jihad’"

So, that would be a great spiritual enlightenment through peaceful inner struggle?
Posted by jackal  2004-10-04 1:43:22 PM|| [http://home.earthlink.net/~sleepyjackal/index.html]  2004-10-04 1:43:22 PM|| Front Page Top

#13 Headline: Iraqi Sunnis threaten to start “great jihad”

You mean what they're currently doing isn't already a great jihad? It seems to me that if they have to start threatening to do it, they've pretty much done all they can.
Posted by Zhang Fei  2004-10-04 1:54:08 PM|| [http://timurileng.blogspot.com]  2004-10-04 1:54:08 PM|| Front Page Top

#14 Is Sean Connery the head of this thing? Kind of sounds like the Leauge of Extraordinary Gentlemen.
Posted by anymouse  2004-10-04 2:02:37 PM||   2004-10-04 2:02:37 PM|| Front Page Top

#15 "New, improved "Great Jihad"! Now with more spittle!"

Very, very funny. Nice work Steve.
Posted by rjschwarz  2004-10-04 2:28:42 PM|| [http://politicaljunky.blogspot.com]  2004-10-04 2:28:42 PM|| Front Page Top

#16 I think the women of Iraq are the only ones getting what they want. Less stupid Iraq men.
Posted by plainslow 2004-10-04 2:50:59 PM||   2004-10-04 2:50:59 PM|| Front Page Top

#17 Iraqi Sunnis threaten to start “great jihad”

What is needed is assembly line efficiency. Line 'em all up from Fallujah to Samarrah, and we'll drop them as they march in. Deal?
Posted by Bomb-a-rama 2004-10-04 4:07:10 PM||   2004-10-04 4:07:10 PM|| Front Page Top

#18 They're threatening jihad?

What the hell do they call what they're doing now? Afternoon tea?

Morons.
Posted by Barbara Skolaut  2004-10-04 5:52:02 PM||   2004-10-04 5:52:02 PM|| Front Page Top

#19 Great Jihad™: meet Great JDAM.

I sure wish that I knew Arabic and all its nuances. It would be a hoot to read their stuff before translation to get the full flavor (blech!) of their rants.

Then I could write better fatwas, if I was so inclined.
Posted by Alaska Paul 2004-10-04 6:48:02 PM||   2004-10-04 6:48:02 PM|| Front Page Top

#20 Of course, all this is published by Tass which ranks somewhere between the National Enquirer and Debka for accuracy. Before I started reading Rantburg I was blissfully unaware that self-parody was an Arab art form.
Posted by RWV 2004-10-04 6:57:51 PM||   2004-10-04 6:57:51 PM|| Front Page Top

#21 "Before I started reading Rantburg I was blissfully unaware that self-parody was an Arab art form"

If that is so, it must be well developed on a subconscious level only. Them Arabs are seriously serious.
Posted by Memesis 2004-10-04 7:05:20 PM||   2004-10-04 7:05:20 PM|| Front Page Top

#22 "great jihad” in response to massive killings

Son, you ain't seen massive killin's....Yet.
Posted by whitecollar redneck 2004-10-04 9:31:26 PM||   2004-10-04 9:31:26 PM|| Front Page Top

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