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2003-08-01 Home Front

Mailed Terror! Vibrating package found...

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Posted by Frank G 2003-08-01 11:13:59 AM|| || Front Page|| [3 views since 2007-05-07] Top

#1 The resident to whom the package was addressed will be notified...
The Lilburn, GA, police department analysed your package and discovered the following:

The massage oil creates a sensational hot and tingly feeling when applied to skin and breathed upon.

The vibrating clitoral rings are a wonderful addition to the conventional vibrator, but they drain the batteries way too fast (which, by the way, you may need to replace).

We recommend water-based lubricant instead of oil-based, as it won't stain and feels more natural.

Posted by Dar 2003-8-1 12:21:43 PM|| 2003-8-1 12:21:43 PM|| Front Page Top

#2 "aroused suspicion" -- hehe

Posted by Kalle (kafir forever) 2003-8-1 6:08:43 PM|| [http://radio.weblogs.com/0103811/categories/currentEvents/] 2003-8-1 6:08:43 PM|| Front Page Top

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