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2003-07-28 Middle East

U.S. provides guidelines for reform of Hamas

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Posted by Fred Pruitt 2003-07-28 01:02|| || Front Page|| [1 views since 2007-05-07] Top

#1 Suggested Draft Guideline for dismantling "Islamic insurgency" groups:
1) Invade SyrLeb. Kill all Izzoid militants and clerics.
2) Invade Iran. Kill all Izzoid militants and clerics.
3) Kill Arafat. Oh, and that prick Erakat, too. And Zogby, don't forget this weenie - he's a dogmatic lying sack of shit, too.
4) Kill all group members in WB / Gaza - both pol and mil wings.
5) Take their children away from them and sterilize their femalians.
6) Kill all monetary contributors. Take their money. Build something useful with it, like a hospital or school or library or park.
7) Stare down Mubarek & Crown Prince Abby.

Rinse. Repeat.

Voila! That's what it will take, I think. After this, I believe the threat will be sufficiently reduced that Israel can finally enjoy some measure of peace. Tres' bon, no?

Posted by PD 2003-7-28 1:48:48 AM|| 2003-7-28 1:48:48 AM|| Front Page Top

#2 I think PD has the right idea...

Posted by Scooter McGruder 2003-7-28 2:51:36 AM|| 2003-7-28 2:51:36 AM|| Front Page Top

#3 I just hope this is BS from a BS "news organization" I hope, I hope.
PD, I think you're a bit over the top since Bush could accomplish most of your points by being steadfast in Iraq and letting the folks in the neighborhood know that we're there until the job is done. We seem to be on the road there, in spite of our deaths. BTW, I thought the road map called for a PState by 2005. Right?

Posted by Michael 2003-7-28 10:36:45 AM|| 2003-7-28 10:36:45 AM|| Front Page Top

#4 Best tool to use in demantling these people:500lb,gps guidied dismantler.

Posted by raptor 2003-7-28 10:57:15 AM|| 2003-7-28 10:57:15 AM|| Front Page Top

#5 a PState can only come about AFTER the other steps are taken, and to date not a single obligation/promise has been lived up to by the lying Paleoscum. In fact they've explicitly said they would not dismantle or disarm hamas, IJ, Al-Aqsa, etc. - so they've violated the first step explicitly. The map will only go on pavement placed on the paleoterror groups

Posted by Frank G 2003-7-28 11:31:44 AM|| 2003-7-28 11:31:44 AM|| Front Page Top

#6 Guidelines? Why would the Palestinians require "guidelines"? Arrest and imprison the leaders and members. When the jihadis try to retaliate, kill them. Simple as that. I can't believe that people need to be told how to do this sort of thing.

Posted by Bomb-a-rama 2003-7-28 11:38:31 AM|| 2003-7-28 11:38:31 AM|| Front Page Top

#7 Jim Jones Kool Aid. Send them lots of it. Tell 'em to drink up.

Posted by tu3031 2003-7-28 11:49:11 AM|| 2003-7-28 11:49:11 AM|| Front Page Top

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