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2006-07-27 Israel-Palestine-Jordan
Yogic flyers build 'shield' around Israel
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Posted by tipper 2006-07-27 01:18|| || Front Page|| [11132 views since 2007-05-07]  Top

#1 They're everywhere. YogiBats.
Posted by Champ Angeger5024 2006-07-27 01:33||   2006-07-27 01:33|| Front Page Top

#2 When you know what you fight, Give me a ring.
Posted by newc">newc  2006-07-27 02:02||   2006-07-27 02:02|| Front Page Top

#3 Should work as long as they don't make any Boo-boos. :-)
Posted by gorb 2006-07-27 02:03||   2006-07-27 02:03|| Front Page Top

#4 Hizbollah, hamas, iran and the like got allan to back them. Israelis got Yogi Bear. I'm betting on the israelis.
Posted by anonymous5089 2006-07-27 02:23||   2006-07-27 02:23|| Front Page Top

#5 Yogic flyers build 'shield' around Israel

RB DEcoder rings required..
Firstus gotta git the mind RITE.



Yogic Fliers doing the hippity hopp.


Kids don't try this without professional help from secrete Mossad Spetzlamists.
Posted by RD 2006-07-27 03:08||   2006-07-27 03:08|| Front Page Top

#6 How long are they supposed to bounce on their butts to bring about world peace, anyway? Maybe the other 45 just got sore, or hit their tailbones hard?
Posted by Swamp Blondie 2006-07-27 05:48|| http://azjetsetchick.blogspot.com]">[http://azjetsetchick.blogspot.com]  2006-07-27 05:48|| Front Page Top

#7 TM can accomplish amazing things when combined with Photoshop.
Posted by gorb 2006-07-27 06:15||   2006-07-27 06:15|| Front Page Top

#8 http://www.defense-update.com/news/MTHEL.htm
Posted by Bright Pebbles 2006-07-27 07:07||   2006-07-27 07:07|| Front Page Top

#9 "Peace through superior flyerpower"
Posted by Seafarious">Seafarious  2006-07-27 08:50||   2006-07-27 08:50|| Front Page Top

#10 groan.
Posted by Nimble Spemble 2006-07-27 08:53||   2006-07-27 08:53|| Front Page Top

#11 Too much moonbat exposure. I feel icky.
Posted by mcsegeek1 2006-07-27 10:40||   2006-07-27 10:40|| Front Page Top

#12 Well, wherever the Maharishi is now, he must be laughin his ass off...
Posted by tu3031 2006-07-27 10:44||   2006-07-27 10:44|| Front Page Top

#13 First, they have to levitate to about 4 feet up, then spin clockwise on an axis perpandicular to both gravity and magnetic north at a speed so fast as to become unseen, then a vortex of ions will form which can stop motion within a mile or so, and this lasts until the levitator needs to take a dump, which is often. This can also interfere with electronic devices and slow clocks and cause uncontrolled giggling and drueling.
Posted by wxjames 2006-07-27 11:46||   2006-07-27 11:46|| Front Page Top

#14 wxjames: drueling.

Was that intentional? Either way, that's a great word.

Picture two Kossacks debating.
Posted by Xbalanke 2006-07-27 12:02||   2006-07-27 12:02|| Front Page Top

#15 Speaking of Transcendental Meditation and other similar things: Back in the 60s in Berkeley, my buddy and I went to a lecture on Transcendental Meditation as told by the Maharishi Yogi himself. It was all smiles, generalities, and flowers. Basically it was a pitch speech for a later series of courses that cost money. There were a number of students asking him honest and pointed questions, but the Maharishi kept smiling and talking generalizations. Well, the mood started getting tense and angry. Then, as if on cue, some stray dogs wandered into the lecture hall and eventally got on stage. The Maharish kept talking and smiling amid the flowers. Two dogs started copulating on stage, and the place eruped in hilarious laughter. After that, everyone left. Totally entertaining evening.
Posted by Alaska Paul">Alaska Paul  2006-07-27 12:30||   2006-07-27 12:30|| Front Page Top

#16 Dogs, why do they hate us ?
Posted by wxjames 2006-07-27 13:52||   2006-07-27 13:52|| Front Page Top

#17 onlee way to stop sionic blasts
Posted by muck4doo 2006-07-27 15:15||   2006-07-27 15:15|| Front Page Top

#18 And I thought the elevation was caused by the spicy beans
Posted by Captain America 2006-07-27 18:29||   2006-07-27 18:29|| Front Page Top

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