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2022-01-03 -Lurid Crime Tales-

Man dead after jumping NYC subway turnstile, striking head on floor

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Posted by Fred 2022-01-03 00:00|| || Front Page|| [5 views ] Top

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This is why limbo dancing should be compulsory in all schools

Posted by Classer 2022-01-03 01:48|| 2022-01-03 01:48|| Front Page Top

#2 Darwin Award nominee.

Posted by BrerRabbit 2022-01-03 03:45|| 2022-01-03 03:45|| Front Page Top

#3 There are oftentimes penalties for failing to...."Render unto Caesar the things that are Caesar's."

Posted by Besoeker 2022-01-03 05:23|| 2022-01-03 05:23|| Front Page Top

#4 The death certificate will read Covid and he'll still vote Donk.

Posted by Procopius2k 2022-01-03 07:03|| 2022-01-03 07:03|| Front Page Top

#5 "Heads! I wi... unh..."

Posted by M. Murcek 2022-01-03 08:19|| 2022-01-03 08:19|| Front Page Top

#6 Killed trying to save $2.75: NYC subway fare dodger, 28, smashes his head and dies while trying to jump barriers at Queens station

Posted by Skidmark 2022-01-03 09:02|| 2022-01-03 09:02|| Front Page Top

#7 And it probably wasn't about the $2.75. It was about "sticking it to the Man." Well, it's the thought that counts...

Posted by M. Murcek 2022-01-03 09:13|| 2022-01-03 09:13|| Front Page Top

#8 Unqualified success...he evaded the fare..

Irony and Karma debate the endless jokes this will spawn. "Wonder if he declared it a fare trade?"

Posted by Warthog 2022-01-03 10:05|| 2022-01-03 10:05|| Front Page Top

#9 Technically, his estate is liable for the fare...

Posted by M. Murcek 2022-01-03 10:08|| 2022-01-03 10:08|| Front Page Top

#10 Young {RECENTLY DECEASED} realized only too late that his sole purpose in life was to serve as a warning to others.

Posted by SteveS 2022-01-03 17:18|| 2022-01-03 17:18|| Front Page Top

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