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2005-01-06 -Short Attention Span Theater-

Thieves Take Coffeemaker - Leave New Citroens

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Posted by .com 2005-01-06 7:14:00 AM|| || Front Page|| [11132 views since 2007-05-07] Top

#1 Germans used to Porsche and the like are going to steal a FRENCH car? Please.

Posted by Weird Al 2005-01-06 7:48:41 AM|| 2005-01-06 7:48:41 AM|| Front Page Top

#2 Maybe they knew something about French cars that we don't?

Posted by Charles 2005-01-06 8:50:31 AM|| 2005-01-06 8:50:31 AM|| Front Page Top

#3 My husband thought he wanted one of those fancy espresso machines for his birthday, so I looked into it. We are talking US$1500 for a good one (they look like Porsches, too!), $600+ for the mediocre one for which you have to buy a separate bean grinding machine. I'd say the thieves made the right choice.

BTW, no, Mr. Wife did not get a new espresso machine. He is making do with the classic Italian stovetop espresso pot (for which my mother paid $11 back in 1991).

Posted by trailing wife 2005-01-06 10:51:36 AM|| 2005-01-06 10:51:36 AM|| Front Page Top

#4 "Leave the car. Take the coffee."

heh. Thieves after my own heart.

Posted by BH 2005-01-06 10:53:39 AM|| 2005-01-06 10:53:39 AM|| Front Page Top

#5 Oh Loooord won't you steal me a Mercedes Benz...

Posted by True German Ally 2005-01-06 11:13:08 AM|| 2005-01-06 11:13:08 AM|| Front Page Top

#6 Oh Lord, won't you buy me a Honda Accord
Mercedes insurance, I cannot afford
If I drove a Porsche, I'd still be ignored
Oh, Lord, wonât you buy me a Honda Accord?

Posted by Mitch H. 2005-01-06 11:31:41 AM|| [http://blogfonte.blogspot.com/] 2005-01-06 11:31:41 AM|| Front Page Top

#7 Encore! No- better yet, a Mitch H and TGA duet!

Posted by Pappy 2005-01-06 12:30:04 PM|| 2005-01-06 12:30:04 PM|| Front Page Top

#8 Hey, I've heard this one. They also left the dealership's [film] camera, and when the film was finally developed, it showed the thieves with the Citroens stuck up their nether regions!

Posted by Angie Schultz 2005-01-06 4:05:20 PM|| [http://darkblogules.blogspot.com] 2005-01-06 4:05:20 PM|| Front Page Top

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