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-Lurid Crime Tales-
Police seek 'professionals' who removed St. Paul man's testicles
It doesn't get much stranger than this.
It could but you'd have to try hard.
A St. Paul man, complaining of chronic pain, wanted to have his testicles removed. When conventional medical staff refused to do the job, he hired other "professionals" to take off his testicles, according to a search warrant affidavit filed Monday in Ramsey County District Court.
There are a few cases like this in the medical literature: people who are convinced that removing their testicles (or less commonly, their adrenal glands) will solve either their chronic pain or their 'self-image' problems. Usually they do the surgery themselves with local anesthetic and a mirror.
Two or three people operated on the man, Russell Daniel Angus, 62, a couple weeks ago at his home in St. Paul. He was unconscious during the surgery, and when he woke up, his testicles had been removed.
"Doctor, the operation was a success!"
"It was indeed! Thank goodness I slept in a Holiday Inn last night!"
And the "professionals" were gone.
"No no, no need to thank me. Toodles!"
His groin area was bleeding heavily, so he called his daughter.
"Dad! You WHAT?!?!"
"I'll explain later, but could you get over to the Holiday Inn real fast?"
She called for help.
"Hello, 911? You're not going to believe this."
"Try us, lady, we hear all sorts of weird stuff."
"Someone removed my Dad's testicles, and he's bleeding heavily."
"Someone tries to remove my testicles and I guarantee you lady, he'll be bleeding heavily."
"No, that's not what I mean."
"Okay, you're right, I don't believe you."
When police arrived, they found a makeshift operating room set up in the upper level of the Holiday Inn house. There were bright lights, an apparent operating table, medical supplies and equipment, and a camera.
Sounds like the set of 'Saw 4'.
Angus was still bleeding, and there was blood in the living room, hall and bathroom, the affidavit said.
Just how many rooms did they operate in?
He was taken to Regions Hospital. Since then, St. Paul police have been looking for the people behind the surgery, suspecting that it was an illegal medical procedure.
You don't say!
That's why they're police, you know.
Only those licensed to practice medicine in Minnesota may perform a medical procedure here.
Blasted politicans, always interfering, man just wants his family jewels pickled and put in a jar, but no-o-o-o-o-o, he's got to go to a regular quack for that.
Angus wouldn't say who the mysterious practitioners were, telling police that he didn't want to get them into trouble.
"All I asked them to do was pickle me jewels. That's not a crime, is it?"
His soon to be ex wife, Anna Marie Angus, told police that her husband spends a lot of time on the Internet ...
Golly gee, I hadn't associated pr0n downloads with a desire to remove one's testicles.
... and uses a computer kept in a lower-level bedroom. She said he uses that room because he has limited mobility.
"Especially now. He's kind of sore, you know?"
The daughter told police that she didn't want them to search her father's house, the affidavit says.
"Look, it's okay, let's drop the whole thing, 'k?"
"Too late lady, you made the call."
Police searched the home in the 600 block of York Avenue on July 28, looking for a list of items including blood, medical instruments, fingerprints, documents discussing medical procedures, computers, and testicles.
His or someone else's?
Court documents show they seized three specimen jars, medical supplies, a camera, a computer CPU, and other items.
"Hey Muldoon, check out this pic on the camera!"
"Oh geez, put that down, you'll go blind!"
"Based on my knowledge and experience, I know that it is not common or usual for a licensed medical practitioner to perform surgery in the non-sterile environment of a private home," wrote Sgt. Richard Munoz, in court documents.
Cut right to the heart of it. Nice going, Muldoon!
"I also know that it would be highly unusual, unprofessional and likely negligent for a licensed medical practitioner to perform surgery and then leave a patient before the patient recovered from anesthesia and/or fail to provide immediate follow-up care."
We usually stick around until the insurance forms are completed.
St. Paul police spokesman Tom Walsh said he has seen a lot in his years on the force, but this case is remarkable. "I have never in my life seen anything quite like that."
We can put his eyes out, he's now seen it all ...
Posted by: anonymous5089 || 08/07/2007 09:12 || Comments || Link || [1 views] Top|| File under:

#1  Most incidents of this nature can be attributed to one of two things, money or sex. I suspect in this particular case, we can safely rule out the latter.
Posted by: Besoeker || 08/07/2007 9:23 Comments || Top||

#2  I have only one response.
barf
Posted by: Deacon Blues || 08/07/2007 11:28 Comments || Top||

#3  This sort of psycho-lunacy goes a lot farther than just dingleberries. One woman was so convinced that her life would be much better without legs that—after surgeons refused her request to remove both lower appendages—she packed both legs in dry ice to cause frostbite induced gangrene.

The offending members were then removed and she is now a happy cripple.
Posted by: Zenster || 08/07/2007 12:22 Comments || Top||

#4  Was he a lifelong Democrat voter who was considering becoming a party member and wanted to make the necessary "adjustments"?
Posted by: Bright Pebbles || 08/07/2007 12:55 Comments || Top||

#5  "Court documents show they seized three specimen jars..."

Three?!
Posted by: OyVey1 || 08/07/2007 13:59 Comments || Top||

#6  Yeah, one for each...
Posted by: tu3031 || 08/07/2007 15:24 Comments || Top||

#7  Two comments:

Somehow this fool's name reminds me of a Jack in the Box commercial and something about knowing where the 'angus of a cow is....'
and:

what movie is that shot from:
bonus points for the true event that provided the genisis for the flick.
Posted by: USN, Ret. || 08/07/2007 15:35 Comments || Top||

#8  Don't order the mountain oysters.
Posted by: xbalanke || 08/07/2007 15:48 Comments || Top||

#9  The Actor's name is Jack Elam. Don't know the movie.
Posted by: Deacon Blues || 08/07/2007 15:58 Comments || Top||

#10  Jack Elam:

"The heavy today is usually not my kind of guy. In the old days, Rory Calhoun was the hero because he was the hero and I was the heavy because I was the heavy - and nobody cared what my problem was. And I didn't either. I robbed the bank because I wanted the money ... I've played all kinds of weirdos but I've never done the quiet, sick type. I never had a problem - other than the fact I was just bad."
Posted by: Abdominal Snowman || 08/07/2007 16:45 Comments || Top||

#11  And that picture is probably from one of the Cannonball Run movies.
Posted by: Abdominal Snowman || 08/07/2007 16:48 Comments || Top||

#12  And the event that inspired the movie was the "Cannonball Baker Sea to Shining Sea Memorial Trophy Dash".
Posted by: Steve || 08/07/2007 16:59 Comments || Top||

#13  Yes, hurry! He's bleeding all over the place!

And he's starting to act like a Democrat!
Posted by: mcsegeek1 || 08/07/2007 18:34 Comments || Top||

#14  My money is on the DIY procedure. However, if I'm wrong, perhaps his "surgery" will show up on the internet pretty soon.
Posted by: gorb || 08/07/2007 18:51 Comments || Top||

#15  The pathological desire to have arms and legs removed has been discovered to not be as rare as you might think. The Internet has drawn a lot of such people together, leaving the medical community with a bizarre problem.

In South America, a surgeon working at a mental hospital had no fewer than four patients who were obsessed with having a healthy leg removed. They were so distraught that they could not function in society. They were basket cases who did not respond to any modern psychiatric treatment.

So after considerable anguish by him and the medical staff, he removed a leg from each--which was a profound cure for their insanity! All four were able to resume normal lives with their families, exhibiting no further trace of their mental illness, except for one, who was still not quite right and needed follow up.

He was convinced that he also needed to lose his other foot. Not the whole leg, just the foot. But with drug therapy, he was able to overcome the strong desire; whereas before drugs were ineffective. A psychosis willing to compromise?

They are still arguing about it down there.
Posted by: Anonymoose || 08/07/2007 23:26 Comments || Top||


Blind man arrested for driving car
POLICE in the Baltic state of Estonia stopped a man who was driving erratically on the weekend, only to find he was blind.

The 20-year-old was driving in the southern city of Tartu early Sunday – helped by instructions from his 16-year-old passenger.

"At first they thought he was just drunk, but the man kept missing the tube for the breath test, then they realized he was blind" and arrested him, Tartu Police spokeswoman Marge Kohtla said.
Posted by: anonymous5089 || 08/07/2007 09:07 || Comments || Link || [0 views] Top|| File under:

#1  am i going too hell for laughing at "kept missing the tube"
Posted by: sinse || 08/07/2007 13:24 Comments || Top||

#2  No, but he coulda poked his eye out...
Posted by: tu3031 || 08/07/2007 15:25 Comments || Top||

#3  Blatant discrimination against the differently-able.

I demand legislation so that no-one is disadvantaged by not being able to drive even if this means no-one can drive!
Posted by: Bright "Polly Toynbee" Pebbles || 08/07/2007 16:36 Comments || Top||

#4  Wasn't this in a movie about 15 years ago?
Posted by: xbalanke || 08/07/2007 17:02 Comments || Top||


Sheep baa'd in sex case
A MAN who was accused of having sex with a sheep has walked free because the animal was unable to testify. The man, from Haaksbergen, near Utrecht in the Netherlands, was reported to police after a farmer caught him having sex with a sheep.

But the case was thrown out of court as the sheep couldn't take to the stand to testify that it didn't want to have sex and had suffered emotional stress.

Under Dutch law, bestiality is not a crime unless it can be proved the animal didn't want to have sex.

"Short of putting the sheep in the dock, at the moment these perverts cannot be prosecuted," animal rights campaigner Jos van Huisen said.
Posted by: anonymous5089 || 08/07/2007 09:05 || Comments || Link || [3 views] Top|| File under:

#1  The sheep would have lied anyway.
Posted by: BrerRabbit || 08/07/2007 9:42 Comments || Top||

#2  You realize this means every Muslim in Europe will want to move there.

Al
Posted by: Frozen Al || 08/07/2007 12:56 Comments || Top||

#3  I didn't waaaaant it!
Posted by: gorb || 08/07/2007 19:01 Comments || Top||

#4  Meanwhile not in Neherlands....

Judge: "Did he hurt you?"

Sheep: "Baaaaaaad"

Judge: "Testimony accepted!"
Posted by: twobyfour || 08/07/2007 23:35 Comments || Top||


Idiots of the Day (maybe even the decade)
Posted by: Seafarious || 08/07/2007 00:22 || Comments || Link || [0 views] Top|| File under:

#1  Damn, that's tragic.
Posted by: anonymous5089 || 08/07/2007 3:17 Comments || Top||

#2  It didn't take long, though, for the comments below the story to blame Bush, Cheney et. al.
Posted by: BA || 08/07/2007 7:43 Comments || Top||

#3  tragic yes, also a very stupid decision by the cops involved doing something like this. they should be prosecuted just like any one else would be and screw the paid leave. Fire them
Posted by: sinse || 08/07/2007 13:29 Comments || Top||

#4  Incompetent and irresponsible. When I was a Police Officer they used to drill into us to check our backstop, and never to fire without knowing what was behind the target. Unbelievable.
Posted by: mcsegeek1 || 08/07/2007 18:44 Comments || Top||


Court orders pub to pay compensation for smoking
A Tel Aviv pub was ordered to pay NIS 2,500 in compensation to a plaintiff who sued the business in small claims court, Israel Radio reported on Monday. The judge dismissed claims made by the business that smoking was a natural part of the bar experience. The prosecutor emphasized that the court's ruling was an important precedent.
Posted by: Fred || 08/07/2007 00:00 || Comments || Link || [0 views] Top|| File under:


-Short Attention Span Theater-
Satan suing Ottawa over election rules
The Rhinoceros party is trying to fight its way back from political extinction with a $50-million lawsuit against the federal government.

Self-appointed party president Brian "Godzilla" Salmi filed suit in Federal Court in Montreal Tuesday over the 14-year-old election reform laws that stripped the Rhinos of registered party status.

Salmi says he will run under the Rhino banner in a federal byelection in Montreal's Outremont riding, slated for Sept. 17.

The party lost status after federal electoral reforms came into effect in 1993 requiring parties to run candidates in at least 50 ridings at a cost of $1,000 each.

Salmi promises to rename the country Nantucket, if elected.

He has legally changed his name to Satan and, officially, the lawsuit is filed under Satan versus Her Majesty The Queen.
Posted by: Anonymoose || 08/07/2007 17:24 || Comments || Link || [1 views] Top|| File under:

#1  Too many fools with too much time on their hands. And wouldn't Satan just, you know, do something evil and win the election?
Posted by: Jonathan || 08/07/2007 20:50 Comments || Top||


Today's Hero
Posted by: Seafarious || 08/07/2007 01:23 || Comments || Link || [0 views] Top|| File under:

#1  very cool, and he is just one the many that performed 'above and beyond.'
Posted by: USN, Ret. || 08/07/2007 14:42 Comments || Top||

#2  very cool, and he is just one the many that performed 'above and beyond.'
Posted by: USN, Ret. || 08/07/2007 14:42 Comments || Top||


Home Front: Politix
Bridge Collapse: Welders Were (Lettuce Farrmers) Illegal Alliens
The owner of Tarrasco Steel, a company that supplied workers on the Biloxi Bay Bridge, was arrested and charged with hiring illegal immigrants on projects in three states. Some had improper welding certification.

U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement agents arrested Jose S. Gonzalez, 32, at his office in Greenville Thursday, according to a news release. Tarrasco Steel was hired as a subcontractor for rebar installation services to major bridge projects in Mississippi, Louisiana and Tennessee. The federal government considers those bridges as critical infrastructure, and they were part of routine inspections of facilities that if damaged could pose a threat to national security and public safety.

“There is a serious public safety concern when illegal aliens, who are not authorized to work in the country legally, and who do not possess valid welding certifications, are employed in the construction of bridges in our communities,” said Michael A. Holt, special agent in charge of the Customs Office of Investigations in New Orleans, in a news release.

Homeland Security Chertoff's Lettuce Farmers. So much for our homeland security, people died.
Posted by: Clealing Bluetooth4471 || 08/07/2007 12:13 || Comments || Link || [0 views] Top|| File under:

#1  so a little e. coli spread by bad / no-existent hygiege wasn't enough, huh? now the building of unsafe bridges. maybe they should work on that one destined for Alaska......
Posted by: USN, Ret. || 08/07/2007 14:45 Comments || Top||

#2  “There is a serious public safety concern when illegal aliens,... are employed in the construction of bridges in our communities,”

I'm sure they're just doing those high paying, highly skilled construction jobs you can't get an American to do at the low wage Tarrasco is paying.
Posted by: Steve || 08/07/2007 15:20 Comments || Top||

#3  Steve, you are exactly right. The big lie about illegal aliens is that they are doing work that Americans won't do. It's a lot closer to the truth to say that Americans need not apply.
Posted by: treo || 08/07/2007 19:46 Comments || Top||


Home Front Economy
Utah coal mine collapse traps 6
Rescue teams are working to free six miners trapped after a tunnel in a coal mine gave way in the western US state of Utah, local authorities said. The collapse at the Genwal mine at about 0400 (0900 GMT) was so powerful it was mistaken for a small earthquake.

Scientists later said a 4.0 magnitude seismic recording was actually caused by the disturbance at the mine, the Associated Press news agency said. The mine is 140 miles (225km) south of Salt Lake City.

Emery County sheriff's office said: "Rescue workers are on scene trying to locate six miners that are unaccounted for." No contact had yet been made with the miners, who were thought to be 1,500ft (457m) below ground.
Posted by: lotp || 08/07/2007 00:00 || Comments || Link || [0 views] Top|| File under:

#1  The upside is that the company has a policy of stashing food and water supplies, near underground worksites. The downside is that the collapse in the tunnels is major.
Posted by: McZoid || 08/07/2007 3:00 Comments || Top||

#2  To generate a 4.0 magnitude seismic signal that must have been one hell of a cave-in. I am fearing those poor miners are Rachel Korried.
Posted by: Glenmore || 08/07/2007 7:59 Comments || Top||

#3  Saw Fox News at noon. The Utah official said there was a 4.0 earthquake that caused the colapse. The colapse itself caused a 3.4. That's what was reported unless I misunderstood. Which is possible.
Posted by: Deacon Blues || 08/07/2007 12:35 Comments || Top||



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  Suicide bomber kills 30 in Iraq, including 12 children
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  Benazir willing to join Musharraf in govt
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  Explosives + ME men near Naval Station in SC, FBI on scene
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