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-Lurid Crime Tales-
Cauldrons, Human Bones, Conowingo!
State police are investigating the discovery of a human skull in a black cauldron in a wooded area in Conowingo.

The discovery was made by area residents Thursday near the 500 block of Belle Manor Road.

Police also found a second cauldron, human and animal bones, a plastic skull, a small statue and other items.

Police say the skull showed no obvious signs of trauma and appeared to be very old. It was sent to the Medical Examiner.

Authorities are wondering if the items were being used in a religious ritual, and it's not clear if any crime was committed.
Posted by: Anonymoose || 03/05/2007 20:05 || Comments || Link || [3 views] Top|| File under:


Today's Idiot
Man jailed for stealing women's hair

SYDNEY (Reuters) - An Australian man who worked as a baggage handler for the national airline Qantas was jailed for at least two years on Friday for stealing hair from women's luggage to satisfy a sexual fetish. Rodney Lyle Petersen, 30, pleaded guilty in the Victorian County Court to 50 counts of theft, Australian Associated Press reported.

The court was told that Petersen would rummage through lost or delayed luggage that he was returning to passengers. He collected the hair from brushes and clothing, then put it inside plastic slips and record the women's personal details.
Ewwwwwwww
Police said he had catalogued the hair in more than 80 bags. Petersen's lawyer told the court that his client did not mean to frighten the women because they were not meant to find out.
And if I steal your money, you aren't meant to find out either...
The court was told that Petersen suffered from a range of sexual deviances.
Ya think?
He was sentenced to two years and eight months in jail, with a non-parole period of two years.
Posted by: Free Radical || 03/05/2007 04:32 || Comments || Link || [4 views] Top|| File under:

#1  Ewwwwwwww
?
WTF, the man's a collector. Could be coins, stamps, cars, hair or BLACK AND WHITE GLOSSIES OF CHAIN SAW ACCIDENTS. What's the big deal?
Posted by: Shipman || 03/05/2007 16:19 Comments || Top||

#2  Ok he is weird, but he took hair is thats worth 2 years. Ok maybe for opening someone else's bags but still two years. :)
Posted by: djohn66 || 03/05/2007 17:36 Comments || Top||

#3  Northwest had a problem at their Detroit Hub because the handlers were going through bags stealing (back in the early 90s). Why not install cameras and prosecute to the full extent. There is no excuse for a handler opening a bag.

Oh, I remember why. Northwests Union stood up for the thieves.
Posted by: rjschwarz || 03/05/2007 18:27 Comments || Top||


-Short Attention Span Theater-
ABC orders pilot for show based on Geico cavemen ads
Posted by: Betty Throter5216 || 03/05/2007 14:36 || Comments || Link || [5 views] Top|| File under:

#1  Oh dear God no!
Posted by: Nick Morris || 03/05/2007 15:00 Comments || Top||

#2  ...I'm SICK of those damned commercials. The first couple were funny, but that was a while back. Bring back the gecko.

PS - Years ago I had to do business with a GEICO subsidiary called Criterion. After that nightmare I wouldn't do business with GEICO again if thye were the last insurance company on earth.

Mike
Posted by: Mike Kozlowski || 03/05/2007 15:01 Comments || Top||

#3  Just kill me now.
Posted by: Steve || 03/05/2007 15:18 Comments || Top||

#4  you degenerates stand on my shoulders yet give no respect..

MOM.. Homo sapiens are making fun of ME!
Posted by: Caveman || 03/05/2007 15:41 Comments || Top||

#5  More proof that the entertainment industry is out of ideas.
Posted by: DarthVader || 03/05/2007 16:11 Comments || Top||

#6  Never watched one with the sound up. Took me a long time to figure the premise.
Posted by: Shipman || 03/05/2007 16:20 Comments || Top||

#7  I decided I didn't want to pay $55 dollars a month for the two channels I really want. So now, I don't watch TV. Oddly enough...I don't miss it. For entertainment I use the blockbuster online thing and get movies. Course, this means I hear people talking about all these weird shows I've never heard of on campus, but then, I'd not want to watch them anyway.

Personally, I think alot of people would be happier if they just turn the bloody thing off.
Posted by: Silentbrick || 03/05/2007 16:49 Comments || Top||

#8  I kinda like the GC caveman, specially the one where he's at the therapists' and puts his mom's call on speakerphone...
Posted by: Seafarious || 03/05/2007 17:09 Comments || Top||

#9  Giving new meaning to the name "Homo Sapiens"...
Posted by: mojo || 03/05/2007 17:42 Comments || Top||

#10  I've seen that one, Sea. It puts the therapist in her place, she being so species-centric, heh. I think that we Rantburgers could have made a pilot for ABC easily. We could crank out a good script, only it would have to be heavily edited in the Snark Dept, so it would be suitable for network tv.

Let's suggest it to ABC and we can get a righteous revenue stream for Fred coming to the Burg. Hell, we could set up an endowment, and a foundation, we could go on the lecture circuit in costume. WE...COULD....HAVE....IT.....ALL..........
Posted by: Alaska Paul || 03/05/2007 17:44 Comments || Top||

#11  Completely out of ideas ... (But you knew that when Disney (owner of ABC) started making movies based on theme park rides).
Posted by: DMFD || 03/05/2007 18:11 Comments || Top||

#12  #5 DV - you needed proof?
Posted by: Barbara Skolaut || 03/05/2007 18:13 Comments || Top||

#13  I liked the one in the airport where he passed the sign. Didn't say a thing, just had this look of disgust on his face with that horrible muzak playing.

I think the campaign's fairly clever and far better than the idiot gecko (who started off complaining we were dumb and called him instead of Gieco and then suddenly became their employee of the month).

Still don't think any of their adds convince me to buy insurance from them.
Posted by: rjschwarz || 03/05/2007 18:30 Comments || Top||

#14  Didn't they do this awhile back with "Harry & The Henderson's"?


Posted by: FOTSGreg || 03/05/2007 18:48 Comments || Top||

#15  Last time I watched a network sitcom, Taxi was on primetime.
Posted by: Dave D. || 03/05/2007 18:53 Comments || Top||

#16  Actually, the one with Peter Graves is funny as hell, if you get it.
Posted by: Penguin || 03/05/2007 19:18 Comments || Top||

#17  I enjoy the comic relief of the Geico commercials. They're certainly waaaaay better than those ignorant and retarded "esurance" commercials. And some of the humor is pretty subtle, which is a nice change from the blatant in-your-face schtick.

I prefer insuring with Amica though. Something about several years of JD Power awards that seems more important than funny commercials.
Posted by: Dar || 03/05/2007 20:55 Comments || Top||

#18  USAA is best - if you qualify.

Thanks, Daddy.
Posted by: Barbara Skolaut || 03/05/2007 21:18 Comments || Top||

#19  Joe to GEICO Boyz - do you know how Anna Nicole died???
Posted by: JosephMendiola || 03/05/2007 23:45 Comments || Top||


Budgie-smuggling has British press in a flap
Look, let's be frank: Australia ain't called Down Under for nothing. Ours is the land of the impressive lunchbox. All politicians are required to pack a decent sandwich - and to show it off.

Last week, Malcolm Turnbull has his tackle on display at the parliamentary swimming pool in Canberra. During the Victorian election campaign, Ted Baillieu flew his up the flagpole at every available opportunity.

It's catching on in the US, too, where presidential candidate Barack Obama recently had the press swooning as he strode from the surf, all wet and smooth.

The British, by comparison, go to the beach wearing knotted hankies on their heads.

In other words, they are what they've always been: green with envy (and, after a day in the sun, red like a lobster, and about as well endowed.)

For his part, Debnam seemed pleased to have (again) been caught with his pants down. He immediately challenged Labor's man to a sand race in Speedos.
Posted by: KBK || 03/05/2007 10:28 || Comments || Link || [3 views] Top|| File under:


Smart kids!
With a crowd of excited second graders surrounding him Friday morning, you'd think Lt. Gov. John Garamendi was passing out candy bars. Instead, he was letting the Franklin Elementary School students take turns reading the Dr. Seuss book "Wacky Wednesday." As part of the 10th annual Read Across America day, Garamendi stopped by the Burlingame school's library to read passages from books to a group of second-graders and talk to them about the importance of reading.

When he brought out the famous children's book "Where the Wild Things Are" by Maurice Sendak, the kids all cheered with excitement.

But he got a different reaction from the students when he showed them Al Gore's "An Inconvenient Truth."

"Are you ready for this big book?" he asked them. "No!" they screamed.
Posted by: Mike || 03/05/2007 07:16 || Comments || Link || [4 views] Top|| File under:

#1  When they stoop to scare little children, you know they're about to hit bottom. Next they'll be stealing their candy too....oh,...wait...never mind.
Posted by: Procopius2k || 03/05/2007 8:05 Comments || Top||

#2  LOL. Wotta maroon.
Posted by: Betty Throter5216 || 03/05/2007 13:40 Comments || Top||

#3  John "I never met an insurance company check I didn't like" Garamendi?
Posted by: mojo || 03/05/2007 13:45 Comments || Top||

#4  Are you ready for this big book?" he asked them. "No!" they screamed.

LOL.

Are you ready for this big book?" he asked them." Suddenly 3 large for 2nd graders commenced to do an athletic break dance accompanied by 14 year-old ESE students who seemed to be between classes.
Posted by: Shipman || 03/05/2007 16:25 Comments || Top||

#5  "Are you ready for this big book?" he asked them. "No!" they screamed.
"Do you want to be held after school and taken away from your parents?"
"No!" they screamed. And the reeducation began peacefully.
Posted by: rjschwarz || 03/05/2007 18:35 Comments || Top||

#6  And Cindy Sheehan wept.
Posted by: Icerigger || 03/05/2007 19:01 Comments || Top||

#7  Damnit, Mods! If you're going to declare Troll Hunting Season open, at least give me a few trolls to go after!

Just let 'em post one or two messages here or there and I'll track 'em down and find 'em (or try to), or put 'em in the Sinktrap - I needs the thrill of the hunt!

:-)

Skunked again...



Posted by: FOTSGreg || 03/05/2007 19:06 Comments || Top||


-Signs, Portents, and the Weather-
Alaskan Moose Brings Down Chopper
A helicopter is not necessarily a match for an angry moose. Instead of lying down after being shot with a tranquilizer dart, a moose charged a hovering helicopter used by a wildlife biologist, damaging the aircraft's tail rotor and forcing it to the ground.
Moose, why do they hate us?
The moose would start to move, and then the helicopter would back off and try to keep the moose out in the open," Larsen said.

"It just had to be one of those quirky circumstance. Even dealing with bears and goats and moose and wolves, this is pretty unusual and truly a very unique situation," said Doug Larsen, regional supervisor for the Division of Wildlife Conservation.
Bears and goats and moose and wolves, Oh My!
But instead of moving toward open space, the moose charged the helicopter.
Sargent Bullwinkle, your mission is to identify, close with, and destroy the enemy.

One moose was killed in the making of this article.
Posted by: GORT || 03/05/2007 15:16 || Comments || Link || [7 views] Top|| File under:

#1  Hey, Rocky! Watch me pull a tail rotor out of my hat!
Posted by: Zenster || 03/05/2007 16:42 Comments || Top||

#2  Al Quaeda moose, on assignment from Iraq.
Posted by: Glenmore || 03/05/2007 17:05 Comments || Top||

#3  Omigod! The moose just rammed our tail rotor!

We're going down!

Ohshitohshitohshit!

after crash

So, what'd we get?

Moose goo all over the aft end of the aircraft and a buttload of repairs. I hate moose.


Posted by: FOTSGreg || 03/05/2007 19:01 Comments || Top||

#4  FOX just did a segment on Deer vz Auto Insurance.
Posted by: JosephMendiola || 03/05/2007 23:49 Comments || Top||


Britain
How To Tell If Your Neighbor Is A Terrorist
POLICE today issued an unprecedented call for the people of Greater Manchester to help spot terrorists who may be living or working alongside them. With security experts describing the terror threat to Britain as 'severe', officers say they cannot fight the problem without the eyes and ears of every citizen.

In a new anti-terror drive, a tip-off hotline is being relaunched and an advertising campaign will urge people to report any suspicious behaviour. It asks:

* Do you know anyone who travels but is vague on where they're going?

* Do you know someone with documents in different names for no obvious reason?

* Do you know someone buying large or unusual quantities of chemicals for no obvious reason?

* Handling chemicals is dangerous, maybe you've seen goggles or masks dumped somewhere?

* If you work in commercial vehicle hire or sales, has a sale or rental made you suspicious?

* Have you seen someone with large quantities of mobiles?

* Have you seen anyone taking pictures of security arrangements?

* Do you know someone who visits terrorist-related websites?

* Have you seen any suspicious cheque or credit card transactions?

* Is someone is asking for a short-term let on a house or flat on a cash basis for no apparent reason?

The motto of the campaign is: “You don’t have to be sure. If you suspect it, report it.”

Speaking exclusively to the M.E.N, Detective Chief Superintendent Tony Porter, the boss of Greater Manchester’s Counter Terrorism Unit, said: "The help and support of local communities is vital to tackling the terrorist threat.

"When people provide information to the hotline they could be giving us the final piece of a complex jigsaw.

"People are often aware of unusual activity or behaviour, something which may be causing them concern.

"So we are asking people to trust their instincts and call the hotline. Your information may help disrupt terrorists and ultimately save lives.

"I can reassure anyone with concerns that all information provided to the Anti-Terrorist Hotline is treated in the strictest confidence and it is thoroughly researched before any police action is taken."
Posted by: Anonymoose || 03/05/2007 13:21 || Comments || Link || [3 views] Top|| File under:

#1  Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting

"I fink my neighbor iths suspicious!"
Posted by: Anonymoose || 03/05/2007 13:25 Comments || Top||

#2  * Is your neighbor Mormon or Amish?

* Is your neighbor named Percival or Quincey?

* Has your neighbor made a trek to the holy cities of Salt Lake or Orlando?
Posted by: Excalibur || 03/05/2007 16:45 Comments || Top||

#3  The random gun fire into the air followed by shouts of "Aloha Snackbar" is usually a tip-off.
Posted by: DMFD || 03/05/2007 18:13 Comments || Top||

#4  DMFB wins with the best snark.

Sad that they would even have to try to get people to talk when they could simply monitor the mosques.
Posted by: rjschwarz || 03/05/2007 18:31 Comments || Top||

#5  The people with herd mentality strongly oppose any law that distinguishes between people based on their individual characteristics.

This is why they insist that white blond women with blue eyes be inspected at the airport as much as dark complexioned, Arabic men.
Posted by: Anonymoose || 03/05/2007 18:47 Comments || Top||

#6  * Does your neighbor's diaper on his head have a fuse coming out of it?
Posted by: Icerigger || 03/05/2007 18:48 Comments || Top||


Fifth Column
Prosecutions in black market for real US ID papers
HARLINGEN, Texas -- Asked by a federal judge why she sold her birth certificate, Rosie Medellin said she needed a few bucks and didn't really think it through. Bobby Joe Flores said he sold his ID documents to buy drugs. Margarita Moya and her son did it to raise money for medicine for a loved one.

Their documents were destined for illegal immigrants.

In all, seven defendants pleaded guilty in Corpus Christi this past week to charges of selling their birth certificates and Social Security cards for $100 each. Seven other defendants pleaded guilty to buying or reselling those documents as part of a ring that sold documents to illegal immigrants seeking jobs in Dodge City, Kansas.

The federal government's attention has been on stolen or fabricated identity documents, and officials say they know little about people who sell their own legitimate documents.

Defense attorneys said prosecution for selling an ID may be something new.

"I've been practicing criminal law for years and this is the first I've seen in our Southern District," said Grant Jones, who represents a roofer with sporadic employment. "If they've (the government) been aware in the past, they've now decided to enforce the law."

However, Jones said his client told him that document selling was a well-known way to earn a quick buck.

Prosecutors declined to talk about the case until a sentencing hearing in May before U.S. District Judge Hayden Head Jr. in Corpus Christi. The defendants face anywhere from probation to five years in prison.

Jones considers it just a twist on the more familiar cases of identity theft.

"Maybe 10, 15 years ago somebody had to come up with a new idea: Why steal them? Why not just buy them?" he said. "They pick out people who are in need, who don't care. You're a poor person living down in the barrio, some guy says 'Hey, listen, I'll give you a hundred dollars. The guy says 'OK, I need a hundred dollars.'"

In this case, the defendants ended up with the cash -- and a double holding a job in Kansas.

Government raids at meatpacking plants in six states in December stemmed from an investigation that uncovered up to 4,300 workers with questionable documentation.

Tim Counts, an Immigration and Customs Enforcement spokesman in Bloomington, Minn., said that investigation revealed documents were available for a price in places as open as Kmart parking lots. He said genuine documents were the most expensive, costing up to $1,500, and the most effective against detection.
Posted by: Anguper Hupomosing9418 || 03/05/2007 04:35 || Comments || Link || [3 views] Top|| File under:


Home Front: Culture Wars
Finally some good news. Sick Teen's Military Dreams Come True.
Weakened by a lifelong struggle with cystic fibrosis, 14-year-old Riley Woina dreamed of being strong like the heroes he'd seen in war movies like "Black Hawk Down." He wanted to parachute, fire rounds, wear a uniform. He wasn't scared of some of the most grueling training the Army has to offer. So when he was offered the opportunity through the Make-A-Wish foundation to realize his dream, he jumped at the chance. Recently, the Plymouth, Conn., teen got to spend a week watching the U.S. Army's 6th Ranger Training Battalion train in Florida - and even try many of the tasks himself. "You always want what you cannot have and he'll never be able to join the Army because of his cystic fibrosis, so of course he wants that more than anyone else would. He would join the Army today if he could," said his mother, Susan Woina. Riley is the first child to ask Make-A-Wish to visit a Ranger camp, said Capt. Jeremiah Cordovano, spokesman for the 6th Ranger Battalion. It was an unusual choice - the foundation often grants wishes for Walt Disney World trips or shopping sprees.

Hat tip and a crisp Airborne salute to CPT Cordonvano and the 6th RGR Bn, RLTW! ("Rangers Lead The Way" )
Posted by: Besoeker || 03/05/2007 04:58 || Comments || Link || [3 views] Top|| File under:

#1  This one brought tears to my eyes.

Congrats to a very brave kid who wanted something other than what other kids his age might have.

And more than kudo's to the guys who helped him realize his dream - but then, those guys know who they're helping out and why and don't need the kudo's. They got the kudo's by helping out this kid (and giving him a memory that he'll remember all the days of his life) and they'll remember that the rest of their lives no matter what happens.

Posted by: FOTSGreg || 03/05/2007 18:57 Comments || Top||



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  Iraqis say they have Abu Omar al-Baghdadi
Sun 2007-03-04
  US and Pakistani agents interrogate Taliban leader
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  Chechen parliament approves Kadyrov as president
Fri 2007-03-02
  Dozens of al-Qaeda killed in Anbar
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  Judge rules Padilla competent for trial
Wed 2007-02-28
  Somali police arrest four ship hijackers
Tue 2007-02-27
  Taliboomer tries for Cheney
Mon 2007-02-26
  3 French nationals murdered in Soddy ministry
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  Boomer tries for Abdul Aziz al-Hakim
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