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2012-02-06 -Short Attention Span Theater-
Drunken Sailor Makes Naval History (And Not In a Good Way)
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Posted by Snish Unesh7533 2012-02-06 00:00|| E-Mail|| Front Page|| [377 views ]  Top

#1 Amazing. Must be early in the year where they don't feel pressure to fulfil the annual quota of sex offenders.
Posted by gromky 2012-02-06 02:18||   2012-02-06 02:18|| Front Page Top

#2 it's unlikely Pierson would face criminal charges

His CPO, on the other hand is going to have a celebration
Posted by g(r)omgoru 2012-02-06 03:07||   2012-02-06 03:07|| Front Page Top

#3 What!? Back in my service days we called that kind of thing "Friday and Saturday."
Posted by AlmostAnonymous5839 2012-02-06 04:07||   2012-02-06 04:07|| Front Page Top

#4 OK, someone has to do IT.
Posted by Procopius2k 2012-02-06 08:45||   2012-02-06 08:45|| Front Page Top

#5 I might ask him to clean the piss of my floor.
Posted by bigjim-CA 2012-02-06 08:51||   2012-02-06 08:51|| Front Page Top

#6 Being a Bangor squid, he is probably also a buble head, and this won't look good for his future, even if no charges are pressed.

Doubtful that Granny will bring around any trays of cookies either....
Posted by USN, Ret. 2012-02-06 09:15||   2012-02-06 09:15|| Front Page Top

#7 Now that was a good story. P2k that was a favorite video of mine also. 21, yup thats something someone trashed drunk might do and forget all about it.
Posted by Dale 2012-02-06 09:19||   2012-02-06 09:19|| Front Page Top

#8 Reminds me of the time my barracks-mate came in late drunk, pissed on his own stereo, then passed out.

When we told him what he had done the next morning, much hilarity ensued.
Posted by LeighG 2012-02-06 11:15||   2012-02-06 11:15|| Front Page Top

#9 Didn't anyone read the happy ending?

Pierson apologized and promised to pay the cleaning bill when he returned to the apartment with his supervising officer, they said.

Jaeger said he was pleased to see that "the kid was totally humiliated, as he should be," and to learn that the Navy intended to discipline him.

Whitney, meanwhile, said she was very impressed because Pierson's supervising officer "made him sit down and listen while I scolded him," she said. "After that, I felt much better."

Justice has been served.
Posted by RandomJD 2012-02-06 12:57||   2012-02-06 12:57|| Front Page Top

#10 Captain's daughter looks like an orangutan...early in the morning.
Posted by Ebbang Uluque6305 2012-02-06 13:30||   2012-02-06 13:30|| Front Page Top

#11 "The young man's actions were "drunken stupidity," but they don't appear to meet the elements of a crime..."

-story of my life right there.
Posted by Broadhead6 2012-02-06 16:38||   2012-02-06 16:38|| Front Page Top

#12 Broadhead6: are you my ex-husband? :0
Posted by RandomJD 2012-02-06 17:43||   2012-02-06 17:43|| Front Page Top

#13 Oh, heck - I was actually present when something even more embarrassing than this happened: at Sondrestrom AB, Greenland. They were renovating the building which housed the military women and the mid-rank NCOs, and so moved us all into a long, long, two-story all-ranks barrack building which also was the Temp-housing facility. There was a male latrine, and a female latrine side by side, about every twenty rooms... and one evening, there were three of us in the female latrine, performing our late evening ablutions, when one of male NCOs opened the door, staggered past two of us at the sinks, unzipped trou and performed an act of nature against a blank tiled wall - which in the mens latrine contained the urinals - before either one of us had a chance to point out that he had the wrong latrine. He zipped up and staggered out again while the two of us (and the girl who was taking a shower) could do anything but stand there. (Eh - we'd all been married, it wasn't like we saw anything we hadn't seen before ... just not against a blank wall.)
Ten minutes later, I finished my shower and went down the hallway again, and saw him in the hallway talking to a couple of friends, and I said, "Hey ____, have you figured out the main difference between the mens and the womens latrines, yet?"
I have never, ever seen a human being turn so red in the face. It was all over Sondrestrom in 24 hours - even the Base Commander hunted me down at Commander's call to confirm if it was true. That guy never heard the end of it: he was the Golden Spike Winner for that month (an award for having made yourself the biggest a-hole on base).

Yep, young Pierson will never, ever hear the last of this, either. With luck, he will live it down ... eventually.
Posted by Sgt. Mom  2012-02-06 19:00||  2012-02-06 19:00|| Front Page Top

#14 Now Sgt. Mom now that was a good story!.
Posted by Dale 2012-02-06 22:58||   2012-02-06 22:58|| Front Page Top

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