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Page Two is up...
I knocked together Page Two this morning. Presently it looks like the WoT Index page, only with the inverse set of articles. After I've made it look a lot more like the front page, I'm going to move non-WoT items there, rather than having them display up front. Then I'll have to teach the headlines to look for the appropriate page...

There were lots of good ideas in last night's discussion. If you have more suggestions, post them here. I'm still digesting them, so be patient. One idea was to have only one "Africa" category, but I think we need an Africa: North and an Africa: Subsaharan category, and maybe an Africa: Horn. I'd like to have Home Front: Politix, Home Front: Culture Wars, and Home Front: WoT categories, too, but at the same time I don't want to end up with 150 separate categories. Too hard to keep track of. So keep thinking...
Posted by: Fred || 03/11/2004 10:02:31 AM || Comments || Link || [6 views] Top|| File under:

#1  Fred, I've been meaning to suggest the Horn of Africa cat.
Posted by: Chuck Simmins || 03/11/2004 10:20 Comments || Top||

#2  How about a 'Home Front: Pres. Election' cat? I know there are a number of posts her about Kerry, his wife and their antics.

'Home Front: News Media' ?
Posted by: CrazyFool || 03/11/2004 10:27 Comments || Top||

#3  Pres. Election would fit under Politix. News Media would fit there, or under Culture Wars, I think...
Posted by: Fred || 03/11/2004 10:31 Comments || Top||

#4  Wow - looking good Fred.
I had another idea for all the world regions. Maybe a pic of a globe with hyperlinks in the pic tied to that region. I don't know how hard that is though.
Posted by: Yosemite Sam || 03/11/2004 11:23 Comments || Top||

#5  Fred, did you see my late-night comment about being able to click through to comments from the index?
Posted by: someone || 03/11/2004 11:45 Comments || Top||

#6  Any chance you could get the Rantburg XML feed working?

Feed Validator: Rantburg
Posted by: joe || 03/11/2004 11:52 Comments || Top||

#7  I'm liking the new-and-improved Rantburg a lot.

Some things, though:

It's running wide on my screen. I have to scroll right to see everything over there. Is it just me/my monitor that's the problem?

Loading awfully slow today. Just because of the under-the-hood tinkering?

Instead of the Page Two link being in that little yellow box I never look at, why not make a prominent link at the top of Page One, under the Rantburg logo?

Change "Post a news link" to "Post a news link on Page Two." Makes it clearer to newbies and stupid people.

I liked the category listings separating all the headlines at the top of Page One. Anyone else miss them?

And I completely agree with whomever it was who proposed displaying the last three or so comments on the main screen, to make it easier for those who visit more than once a day to see if the discussion had continued along interesting lines.

All that said, I love Rantburg. I read LGF every day, but the comments section has grown overwhelming. Here, for now at least, it's not. And what commentary there is, it's smart and funny. And I can't think of another site that regularly brings me so much info about the world at large. So, thanks, Fred.
Posted by: growler || 03/11/2004 12:03 Comments || Top||

#8  That sounds good. The new look is great - I like it.

Good job Fred.
Posted by: CrazyFool || 03/11/2004 12:12 Comments || Top||

#9  To extend my comment you could delete the popup article link from the index entirely and have that link from the comments listing instead (putting in "---" for comment-free articles maybe)... Saving a bit of horizontal space.

I also like growler's Page 2 suggestions. (Is Rantburg turning into espn.com?)
Posted by: someone || 03/11/2004 13:49 Comments || Top||

#10  Done... I'm not sure I like it, though. Comments?
Posted by: Fred || 03/11/2004 15:37 Comments || Top||

#11  I like having the comment count (or ---) be the quick link - it makes the lines more 'compact'.

Any chance of being able to sort by ascending last-comment-time by clicking on the 'Cmnts (Latest)' heading? Just a thought. Could change back by clicking on the Headline colum heading....

How do you post something directly to page 2? (perhaps that isn't done yet).
Posted by: CrazyFool || 03/11/2004 16:11 Comments || Top||

#12  I've been screwing with a sort routine for awhile. It works on another site I maintain (for work), but refuses to do anything but expend CPU cycles on Rantburg. I'll eventually discover what's hose and get it working...

At the moment, I make the page 1/page 2 assignments myself. Naked headlines default to page 2, articles default to page 1. I'm planning on putting the choice on the guest poster page.
Posted by: Fred || 03/11/2004 16:52 Comments || Top||

#13  Fred: If you like it, I like it.
Posted by: Shipman || 03/11/2004 17:44 Comments || Top||

#14  Whoa! But be careful with the fonts.
Posted by: Shipman || 03/11/2004 17:45 Comments || Top||

#15  I just realized something problematic with the Africa categories. News about the Sudan could conceivably fit into all three categories, depending on who they're invading (or sending the LRA against, which may be roughly the same thing) that particular week.
Posted by: Phil Fraering || 03/11/2004 18:31 Comments || Top||

#16  yeah, a separate category for friggin' Darfur?

/sarcasm
Posted by: Frank G || 03/11/2004 19:51 Comments || Top||

#17  I've made minor changes to the comments pages. I hope they all work right the first time...
Posted by: Fred || 03/11/2004 21:58 Comments || Top||

#18  How about giving us the ability to sort the posts by number of comments?
Posted by: Puddle Pirate || 03/11/2004 21:58 Comments || Top||

#19  I submit (heh) that Front Page / Back Page are better names. And I'm sure there are others which might be better or different categorical breakdowns (e.g. Breaking News / Analysis (Deep Thoughts!) / SAST actually works best for me)

Fred - why not post a "contest" for suggestions and you pick what floats your boat?
Posted by: .com || 03/11/2004 22:18 Comments || Top||

#20  Yeah, but what about when we go to three pages, or four? I'm thinking about putting only the most recent posts on the main page, say, the latest dozen or so, with the full display on page 1 and page 2. That'd reduce page load times nicely, and having the split between WoT/non-WoT would keep the other pages loading (relatively) fast. Today we've got 42 WoT articles, out of a total of 72. The page will load a lot faster with 42 than it will having to pull all 72, plus five hundred and some comments.

BTW, I've changed the posting categories, trying to be logical. Hope they're not too confusing until we get used to them...

I dunno about "contests." I never signed up for coffee cups and tee-shirts and that sort of stuff, so I don't have anything to hand out.
Posted by: Fred || 03/11/2004 23:10 Comments || Top||

#21  A minor tidbit. I notice someone new posted an article by posting it as a news article (which only shows the link and headline) and then attaching the meat of the article as a 'comment'. Might want to have some verbage on the posting pages describing when to use which. Or perhaps a 'how to post articles' page :-) to help newbies....
Posted by: CrazyFool || 03/11/2004 23:59 Comments || Top||

#22  Fred - Understand multiple pages greater than 2 downstream - and I offered the categorical breakdown as one alternative to front/back limitation. To clarify, I see these (e.g. Breaking News / Analysis / SAST / etc.) as pages, not sections. Sorry to confuse things!

Re: contest
No prizes, just pride!

I'll check out the new cats for articles, Thx!
Posted by: .com || 03/12/2004 0:10 Comments || Top||


Finally: Internet Providers Team Up in Spam Suits
Posted by: .com || 03/11/2004 06:57 || Comments || Link || [0 views] Top|| File under:

#1  I used to have a Spam suit, it was hot and greasy. Then my dog ate it. I was bummed!

-AR
Posted by: Analog Roam || 03/11/2004 22:22 Comments || Top||


USMC seeks volunteers to Evaluate new PT Regimen
HT: Joe Katzman, Winds of Change
A London gym has developed a new fitness regime that it guarantees will increase the frequency, intensity and quality of customer’s orgasms. The Shag Workout is being launched at Gymbox
Wonder where they got that name?
in Holborn - and some participants claim to have reached a climax during test classes.
That could prove embarrassing.
Gym bosses say the class involves a three-step process that aims to develop sexual technique, confidence and endurance resulting in a more satisfying session in the sack whilst improving fitness levels.
When the Brits say “whilst” nothing else they say can truly be vulgar.
... and this is truly vulgar.
A Gymbox spokesman said: "Once inhibitions have been lowered and specific muscles targeted
I’ll bet they charge extra for that
25% of women participants in the test classes have reported experiencing the elusive and much sought after multiple orgasm for the first time in their lives.
That's the way I always do it, too, though I don't take 'em to a gym. I lower the inhibitions with a few slugs of gin, then target the specific muscles by... ummm... never mind.
He added all participants have said their sex lives have vastly improved and stamina levels increased. The workout incorporates relaxation and meditation with reading articles in Playboy visualisation techniques to help develop various Tantric sex thrills skills.
sounds like 4th generation whorefare
If you call it Tantric you can charge an extra twenty bucks...
Each week a different Tantric sex technique is focused upon to concentrate on different aspects of lovemaking. These include guidance on achieving multiple orgasms, helping your partner to orgasm without ejaculation and how to prolong sex and the climax.
That part is for officers only
Later classes include the Motion in the Ocean aerobic workout,
This was the part that originally caught the attention of the USMC brass
which is tailored to work targeted areas of the body in specific ways. This is achieved via a technique called F.A.S.T.E.R.
Odd, my wife always complains about that technique
Hmmm... Mala suerte. Try using more gin...
(Flexibility, Agility, Stamina, Tone, Endurance and Rhythm), which utilises functional sexual movements. Workout creator and Gymbox founder, Richard
any relation to Paris?
Or Simmons?
Hilton said: "The Gymbox Shag Workout means that there is now a proven, embarrassment-free way to improve your sex life through hands-on coaching,
who said anything about onanism?
rather than what you heard on the playground theoretical hearsay or trying it out at the drive-in guess work."
Posted by: Mr. Davis || 03/11/2004 12:02:09 AM || Comments || Link || [0 views] Top|| File under:

#1  Hmmmm. And where exactly is it that the jarheads "come" into this story? I searched the original and, oops, they aren't there! And Joe didn't mention them either... Mr Davis, is this just an underhanded way of slipping this story into the RB WoT Preferred Reading List? Not bad... ;->
Posted by: .com || 03/11/2004 5:26 Comments || Top||

#2  Boy, I'm confused....
Posted by: Frank G || 03/11/2004 10:46 Comments || Top||


-Short Attention Span Theater-
700-Pound Body Poses Problem For Coroner
Officials at the Alameda County Coroner’s office are having a difficult time moving the body of a 700-pound Oakland man, who died of natural causes Tuesday night, according to coroner’s spokesman Dan Apperson. Apperson said officials had to use a crane to remove the man’s body from his home at 18th and West streets. His body remains inside the coroner’s van because they cannot get the large corpse out, Apperson said. Officials are trying to make arrangements to transport the man, whose identity has not yet been released, directly to a mortuary, Apperson said.
As an EMT, this is a terrible issue. We’re buying new stair chairs in order to be able to attempt to carry our 300 lb. patients. These chairs have a set of tracks that rest on the stairs, helping to absorb some of the weight load. Rural Metro locally has a "Fatmobile" which is designed to transport the big ones. It has a ramp into the back, an appliance dolly and no gurney. In Seattle, I believe, their "Fatmobile" actually has a winch in the back to crank the patient up the ramp. I’ve used as many as six people to lift a patient into my ambulance on our gurney. And he got stuck between the side rails of the gurney because so much of him oozed over the edge. Getting him off the gurney at the emergency department was tough.
Posted by: Chuck Simmins || 03/11/2004 11:21:51 AM || Comments || Link || [2 views] Top|| File under:

#1  Alright. Alright. I'll go on a diet...
Posted by: Fred || 03/11/2004 12:35 Comments || Top||

#2  C'mon, learn something from programmers -- break the problem into smaller tasks, then deal with it piece by piece.
Posted by: Robert Crawford || 03/11/2004 12:38 Comments || Top||

#3  Maybe the Alameda County coroner's office should invest in a slightly bigger vehicle. My suggestion? One of these.
Posted by: Bomb-a-rama || 03/11/2004 12:42 Comments || Top||

#4  700-pound Oakland man, who died of natural causes
I don't know what he died of, but it damn sure wasn't natural.
Posted by: Shipman || 03/11/2004 13:06 Comments || Top||

#5  why should they have too buy a bigger fat mobile?
Maybe some of these fatasses should consider losing some weight
Posted by: smokeysinse || 03/11/2004 15:32 Comments || Top||

#6  Doesn't the Army have some surplus trucks available?

(Fred, I have to hit the diet too....).
Posted by: CrazyFool || 03/11/2004 16:41 Comments || Top||

#7  Granted I need to go on a diet but the guys already dead. Just fire up the chain saw, trust me he won't feel a thing
Posted by: Cheddarhead || 03/11/2004 16:59 Comments || Top||

#8  Chain Saw? Cheddarhead remember to use a high rez. B&W for the fotos, and keep them tasteful.
Posted by: Shipman || 03/11/2004 17:49 Comments || Top||

#9  remember in Seven when they find the first victim and Fatso is face down in the Chef Boyardi
Posted by: Cheddarhead || 03/11/2004 19:04 Comments || Top||

#10  I'm with ya', Chuck. We've had to call the fire department (2 engines or a ladder truck, in some cases) more than once both to get them out of the house and to unload at the hospital. And God help us if they're on the second floor.

The stretchers won't hold more than 500 pounds, and shouldn't hold that much. It's a real problem, and grossly obese people are more likely to have major medical problems, so are more likely to call us than to go to the hospital by private vehicle.

I'm overweight myself, but that's just ridiculous.
Posted by: Barbara Skolaut || 03/11/2004 19:28 Comments || Top||

#11  Apparently these guys haven't seen the "dead horse with rigor in Dean Wormer's office" in Animal House? Cheddar's on the money
Posted by: Frank G || 03/11/2004 19:50 Comments || Top||


God Hates Shrimp (Definitely a Back Page Item)
Posted by: .com || 03/11/2004 06:42 || Comments || Link || [2 views] Top|| File under:

#1  God was saving them for the Cajuns who hadn't been invented yet.

OT 1. The church sign generator link on the page is worth the visit if you haven't seen it yet.

OT 2. Dot... down loaded the lucent toy you posted yeterday, it's addicting.
Posted by: Shipman || 03/11/2004 9:08 Comments || Top||

#2  Hey Ship! Explore it a bit - some really cool functionality and kick-ass real-time feedback! On my big pipe I only need the Activity, Traffic, and Trans Time (where you can see where the time actually goes: PC, network, or remote server) panes - keeps the size manageble. And it's Free. Free is good!
Posted by: .com || 03/11/2004 9:15 Comments || Top||

#3  Oh, almost forgot - Cajuns will eat anything! I had basic at Ft Polk - and love Naw'lans! Lol! Pascale's Manale - BBQ Shrimp!
Posted by: .com || 03/11/2004 9:19 Comments || Top||

#4  A bit dated: Jesus and a later church council (book of Acts) vetoed the idea of us Gentiles (and thus baptists too) following the Israelite food and circumcision laws. Shrimp is okay now.

Homosexuality, per Paul and the Council (under the more general heading of "fornication"), is still out...
Posted by: Ptah || 03/11/2004 12:13 Comments || Top||

#5  I like clams and oysters. Did Dante designate which circle of hell I shall occupy for eternity? I want to start hunting for condo's in Yankee Trader. Won't even need a ranch or townhouse as my wife doesn't care for sea food.

.com, if you find time. I posted a final response to your response on my response on the post we were responding to yesterday.
Posted by: Super Hose || 03/11/2004 14:12 Comments || Top||

#6 
God hates shrimp
No he doesn't. God loves everybody, no matter how short they are. :-p
Posted by: Barbara Skolaut || 03/11/2004 19:30 Comments || Top||


Big guns form dotmob?
Posted by: .com || 03/11/2004 06:28 || Comments || Link || [2 views] Top|| File under:


Caribbean-Latin America
Marines Hunt for Haiti Guns, Rebels to Disarm
Posted by: Fred || 03/11/2004 18:42 || Comments || Link || [1 views] Top|| File under:


Back For Round 3: Aristide to Return to Caribbean
Ousted Haitian President Jean-Bertrand Aristide and his wife will travel to Jamaica next week, returning to the Caribbean less than three weeks after fleeing into exile, Jamaica’s prime minister said Thursday
Returning the the loving embrace of "the people"
Aristide, ousted Feb. 29 at the height of a popular rebellion, currently is staying in the Central African Republic while seeking long-term asylum somewhere.
sounds like they got sick of his bitching
Aristide wants to be reunited with his two young daughters, who currently are in New York, Prime Minister P.J. Patterson said. The girls were sent there to stay with the mother of Aristide’s American wife, Mildred, for their safety.
NY? I don’t think so....
Patterson said Aristide was not seeking political asylum in Jamaica, where he will stay for up to 10 weeks.
and foment trouble while being coddled by the Congressional Dictator-Lovin’ Black Caucus
"Mr. Aristide has expressed a wish to return temporarily to the Caribbean with his wife and to be reunited with their two young children, who are currently in the United States," Patterson said in a statement.
let em all have a group necklace in Haiti
He added that Aristide was finalizing plans for "permanent residence outside of the region," though he did not say where.
He thinks the Marine presence will allow him safe harbor...bzzzzzt! wrong answer!
Aristide is expected to arrive early next week, Patterson said. Aristide claims he still is Haiti’s legitimate leader and has accused the U.S. government of forcing him from his post. The United States has denied that.
Idjit!
Posted by: Frank G || 03/11/2004 5:17:42 PM || Comments || Link || [2 views] Top|| File under:


Venezuela to File Complaint Against U.S.
The government of President Hugo Chavez said Wednesday it will file a complaint with the Organization of American States, accusing the United States of meddling in Venezuela's domestic affairs. Venezuela's ambassador to the OAS, Jorge Valero, said he plans to present proof that Washington has given financial and logistical support to opposition groups pushing for Chavez's ouster. Citing documents obtained under the U.S. Freedom of Information Act, Chavez has accused the National Endowment for Democracy, an American nonprofit agency, of interfering in Venezuelan affairs by funding opposition groups. The endowment receives U.S. government money. Venezuela says the endowment gave money to Sumate, a Venezuelan group that organized a recall petition against Chavez, and the Venezuelan Workers Confederation, which led a 2003 strike that failed to topple the president.
That's all you got, Hugo?
The United States has repeatedly denied trying to overthrow Chavez, noting the endowment funds democratic movements worldwide.
You see, Hugo, if we wanted to overthrow you, you'd be gone. Ask Saddam, JB and Mullah Omar for details.
Posted by: Steve White || 03/11/2004 12:21:25 AM || Comments || Link || [3 views] Top|| File under:

#1  Lol! Since he's bitching about it, I feel better about my tax dollars going to the NED! Tanx, Hugo!

BTW, how's that day job going? Sure you're not ready for the Comedy Club circuit? C'mon, take your shot, bubba! I think you've got the screech thingy working, my man!
Posted by: .com || 03/11/2004 0:42 Comments || Top||

#2  Chavez is meddling in America's domestic affairs by giving financial and logistical support to John KKKerry. We are even.
Posted by: Garrison || 03/11/2004 1:40 Comments || Top||

#3  I keep picturing Hugo reliving that scene from "Young Frankenstein" where Victor is restlessly trying to sleep and screaming "DESTINY,DESTINY, NO ESCAPING DESTINY..."
Posted by: Frank Martin || 03/11/2004 13:11 Comments || Top||

#4  Who wants a military intervention for regime change in that country too?
Posted by: Aakash || 03/11/2004 23:03 Comments || Top||


China-Japan-Koreas
Roh impeached for illegal electioneering and incompetence
Posted by: TRT || 03/11/2004 22:27 || Comments || Link || [2 views] Top|| File under:

#1  CNN only has the breaking news web flash up currently. It reads "South Korean parliament votes to impeach President Roh Moo-hyun for illegal electioneering and incompetence charges. Details soon."
Posted by: Anonymous || 03/11/2004 22:28 Comments || Top||


Europe
I think my surprise meter twitched
Dutch Politicians Want Bestiality Banned
Two Dutch political parties called Wednesday for laws prohibiting sex with animals after a man suspected of having sex with a pony was set free.
Let’s see, how did that Brandmeier song go?? Oh, yes, Moo, moo, I love you, I know you’re just a cow but anything will do. I say, oo eee, can’t you see, I just want to make love to you.
Wearing nothing but a T-shirt, the man was arrested by police in Utrecht Monday after the pony’s owner caught him by surprise in his stable. "He was caught in the stable, busy with the pony, and was arrested for animal mistreatment," Mary Hallebeek, a prosecution spokeswoman said. The prosecutor set him free because there was no evidence of a crime. Dutch law does not prohibit bestiality.
"Yeah, go ahead! Pork your chicken if you want! Y'got any more of that grass, man?"
"There were no wounds or traces of violence. The man may have had sex with the animal, but there is no article in law which says this is liable to punishment," Hallebeek said. Both List Pim Fortuyn and the Socialist Party called for an amendment to the penal code to make bestiality punishable. "Sex with an animal is a far-reaching infringement of its physical integrity and the animal can never consent to it. It is pure maltreatment and should therefore be punishable," LPF member Joost Eerdmans said in parliament.
Posted by: Anonymous2U || 03/11/2004 5:07:36 PM || Comments || Link || [7 views] Top|| File under:

#1  Count me in as a Neigh-sayer...
Posted by: Raj || 03/11/2004 17:24 Comments || Top||

#2  Wilbuuuuuuuuuuuuuuur!
Posted by: C.Hines || 03/11/2004 17:53 Comments || Top||

#3  Now don't you feel sheepish?
Posted by: Fred || 03/11/2004 17:58 Comments || Top||

#4  There'll never be another ewe. . .
Posted by: Doc8404 || 03/11/2004 19:48 Comments || Top||

#5  I screw goats.
Posted by: Osama || 03/11/2004 21:24 Comments || Top||

#6  When little, he was My Little Pony deprived.
Posted by: ed || 03/11/2004 21:40 Comments || Top||

#7  When we say "pony rides", this is not what we meant, bub.
Posted by: tu3031 || 03/11/2004 22:36 Comments || Top||


Schroeder Newspaper Boycott Fuels Revolt
German Chancellor Gerhard Schroeder's decision not to talk to the country's top-selling daily newspaper has fueled a press revolt, a major reversal for a leader who reportedly once said that the newspaper and television were just about all he needed to govern. Schroeder's retribution for the Bild newspaper's allegedly unfair reporting has united influential media against him with demands he treat the paper fairly. On Wednesday, a group representing the national press corps in the capital protested.
Gerhard's on a roll in not doing anything right.
Schroeder spokesman Bela Anda, himself a former Bild reporter and author of a sympathetic Schroeder biography, said last week that the chancellor would no longer talk to the paper because of its "mixture of malice, rabble-rousing, disdain for its subjects, and half-truths." That contrasts with Schroeder's early days, when his stylish, media-savvy presence provided a counterpoint to 16 years of the staid and steady Helmut Kohl.
Perhaps there's something to be said for "staid and steady"?
When he came into office in 1998, Schroeder actively courted certain journalists and was reported as saying he wanted to govern through television as well as Bild - known for its bright colors, screaming headlines and influence among Germany's blue-collar voters - and the paper's Bild am Sonntag Sunday edition. Schroeder has been less critical of the more feature-heavy Sunday edition. Schroeder has a record of suing newspapers for coverage he deemed unfair - once for reporting rumors of marital troubles, and once in a successful attempt to quash suggestions that he dyes his hair, a contention that gave fodder to political foes eager to portray Schroeder as more style than substance. "He's fighting the system that made him great," the Sueddeutsche Zeitung newspaper commented this week.
The guy has rabbit ears.
Schroeder's move prompted a letter from editors of several major newspapers last week accusing the government of "putting the freedom of the press in question." "We'd never had that before in Germany," Wolfgang Stock, the head of the German media think tank Media Tenor told the Associated Press. Stock said the move comes across as an act of desperation for a leader whose approval rating has fallen drastically. Representatives of the national press corps in Berlin said it also raised allegations that Schroeder's press office explicitly barred Bild reporters from his international trips. Government spokesman Thomas Steg retorted that if some reporters have to stay home, it's only because there isn't enough space on the chancellor's plane. "No one is disinvited," he said.
"You! Off the plane!"
"Why, because I write for Bild?"
"No, because you eat too much sausage and we have to lighten the plane. Off!"
But, he added, Schroeder won't start talking to Bild again. "It's beyond debate that he can decide whom he wants to talk to and whom he doesn't," Steg said.
TGA may get his shot at being Chancellor after all!
Posted by: Steve White || 03/11/2004 12:13:46 AM || Comments || Link || [1 views] Top|| File under:

#1  "I will say no more....to Mr. Bild."
Posted by: Alaska Paul || 03/11/2004 0:40 Comments || Top||

#2  Lol! This is a hoot. So the press is so activist in Germany that even the Euro-LLL crowd won't talk to them? WTF?!!?! Oh man, too funny, what goes around...
Posted by: .com || 03/11/2004 0:45 Comments || Top||

#3  Schröderdämmerung.. what can I say more?

BILD is not a journalistic delicacy but it's IMPORTANT, not only to blue collar workers. An estimated 10 million people (not all buy it) read it and even those who don't can't escape the screaming headlines in the street.

You can't have BILD on your side all the time even if you are smart. Fighting against it is extremely stupid.

What is "surprise meter" in German?
Posted by: True German Ally || 03/11/2004 3:02 Comments || Top||

#4  What's a surprise meter in German? I belive that's your franchise TGA.... make it good and at least 18 characters long.
Posted by: Shipman || 03/11/2004 8:01 Comments || Top||

#5  Überraschung Meßinstrument
Posted by: Evert Visser || 03/11/2004 8:21 Comments || Top||


Home Front: Politix
Kerry: I'll 'Pre-challenge' Florida Vote Count
Sen. John Kerry says he doesn't believe in pre-emeptive action against terrorists, but apparently that principle applies only when America's national security is at stake. When it comes to his own political future, the Massachusetts Democrat is taking no such chances. He told a Florida audience this week that he's deploying a legal team to Florida before Nov. 2 in case Republicans try to "steal" the election, in a rerun of the contest Al Gore lost in 2000 by 537 votes. "We're going to pre-check it, we're going to have the legal team in place," Kerry told the Hollywood, Fla., crowd. "We're going to take injunctions where necessary ahead of time. We'll pre-challenge if necessary." Just to be on the safe side, Sen. Kerry might want to get his "pre-concession" speech ready as well.
Mwaaaahhaaahhhhaaaa! The Secret Plan™ is working to perfection! Little do they know that when they get their legions of lawyers in their serried ranks all moved to Florida at $450 an hour (cheap!), the Publicans are going to win Wisconsin by just 537 votes!
Posted by: Old Patriot || 03/11/2004 19:01 || Comments || Link || [8 views] Top|| File under:

#1  Rule number one for all Forida elections. Don't let a Democrat design the goddamn ballot in the first place. For all the screwed up things that happened in Florida in 2000 what about all of the votes in Illinois, California and other states that never got counted.
Posted by: Cheddarhead || 03/11/2004 19:19 Comments || Top||

#2 
Just to be on the safe side, Sen. Kerry might want to get his "pre-concession" speech ready as well.
Heh.
Posted by: Barbara Skolaut || 03/11/2004 19:32 Comments || Top||

#3  Well said Barbara!
Posted by: Cyber Sarge (VRWC CA Chapter) || 03/11/2004 19:35 Comments || Top||

#4  I suspect it won't be that close this time.
I can see Al-Katie Couric and Tom Broken now: "This just in our computer projection shows Florida going to Bush. At this time President Bush has a lead of 200,000 votes. Tom this is hard to beleive". Tom: "What that we've got the news wrong all year?"
Posted by: Bill Nelson || 03/11/2004 19:42 Comments || Top||

#5  I wonder how Kerry's "Band of Brothers" is going to feel about him when he sends out his mob of lawyers to disqualify every possible absentee military ballot come election time?
Posted by: Dave D. || 03/11/2004 19:45 Comments || Top||

#6  What a tool. It's getting increasingly difficult to deal with the big, steaming, peanut filled, chunks of sphincter fudge that extrudes from his pie hole everytime he speaks. I dunno...is it me?
Posted by: Rex Mundi || 03/11/2004 19:54 Comments || Top||

#7  And so the Democrats announce their belief that elections aren't as important as lawyers. If they have success with this...
Posted by: Robert Crawford || 03/11/2004 21:25 Comments || Top||

#8  I thought this was from Scrappleface, until I clicked on the link :>(
Posted by: ed || 03/11/2004 21:33 Comments || Top||

#9  FloriDUH.
Posted by: B || 03/11/2004 21:44 Comments || Top||

#10  Rex Mundi asks:
I dunno...is it me?
No. Why do you ask?
Posted by: Barbara Skolaut || 03/11/2004 21:47 Comments || Top||

#11  Rex - According to the Firesign Boyz, those are called hot buttered grub clusters. There appears to be confusion with Kerry regards whence they come and whence they go. And, BTW, no - it's not you! You're on-target! ;->
Posted by: .com || 03/11/2004 22:01 Comments || Top||

#12  Didn't scrappleface have an article with this exact same plot several days ago?
Posted by: Charles || 03/11/2004 22:50 Comments || Top||

#13  This is real?
Well this doesn't make The Tin Man sound all that confident does it? The Dems better get one of their SWAT teams down there to pass out the free smokes and Mad Dog to the bums to be on the safe side. That ketchup money will buy a lot of nicotine and cheap hootch.
Posted by: tu3031 || 03/11/2004 23:09 Comments || Top||

#14  Wonderful, and be sure the military votes are all counted this time, Skeery. (Don't hold your breath.)
Posted by: GK || 03/11/2004 23:21 Comments || Top||


Sen. Kerry - only some Republicans are "crooked"
Democratic presidential candidate Sen. John Kerry said on Thursday that he was not referring to all Republicans as "crooked" in an off-the-cuff comment captured on camera -- just his political opponents' "attack dogs." After a union rally in Chicago, Illinois, on Wednesday Kerry told a worker that "these guys are the most crooked, you know, lying group of people I've ever seen." His microphone was still on when he made the comments.
In Chicago? He said that in Chicago? Y'mean in Daleyburg?
Kerry, who was on Capitol Hill Thursday to meet with Congressional Democrats, he told CNN, "I didn't say it about the Republicans, I said it about the attack dogs."
"The tape lies! LIES, I tell yez!"
On Wednesday, a campaign aide had said that Kerry wasn't talking about President Bush.
"No, no! Certainly not!"
Kerry has touted himself as a truculent ass "fighter" who will stand up to GOP attacks. He told the worker, "Don't worry, man -- we are going to keep pounding, let me tell you."
If it's the Publicans who're the crooks, howcome 88.9% of dead people vote Dummycrat?
Posted by: Karma || 03/11/2004 15:42 || Comments || Link || [3 views] Top|| File under:

#1  Was he talking about his recent visit to the Westminster Kennel Club?
Posted by: ColoradoConservative || 03/11/2004 16:06 Comments || Top||

#2  He is in full Gollum/Smeegal mode again.

They are crooked liars! No! They are not crooked liars! I didn't say that! We will fight them....
Posted by: Lil Dhimmi || 03/11/2004 16:14 Comments || Top||

#3  I think John Fonda here is starting to smart from Internet blogs and pics depicting what he really is. I think he knew this was coming, thus his "pre-emptive" strikes. His war record and anti-war activities, his wife's left wing activities are just beginning to show the light of day. This ought to get really interesting. Bring it on Traitor.
Posted by: Anonymous || 03/11/2004 16:49 Comments || Top||

#4  "George W. Bush, this tool of the neocons who stole the election in Florida, who knew about 9/11 in advance, who betrayed us, lied us into an illegal racist war in Iraq to steal the oil for Halliburton, who overthrew the democratically elected leader of Hati, and who runs the most corrupt administration in human history--this drunken frat boy, this idiot, this deserter, dares to run a negative campaign against me, John Kerry, and drag the country into the gutter by calling Democrats names! Doesn't he know who I am? I served in Vietnam!"
Posted by: Mike || 03/11/2004 17:55 Comments || Top||

#5  John Kerry (Viet_Naam Vet™) proves concisely, day after day, why the dummycheat party is in the toilet. This is the "best man" they can put forward for the most prestigious job in the world. How terribly sad! I wouldn't hire John Kerry to take out my trash - he'd probably take too long, only get half of it, and wouldn't take it to the right place.

At least Hillary has better control of her lies than John Kerry has, but that's about the best I can say for the entire dummycheat stable of old goats, hoary has-beens, and washed-up drunks.
Posted by: Old Patriot || 03/11/2004 18:14 Comments || Top||

#6  I am going to LOVE it in November when he loses all fifty States! Keeping Kackling Kerry!
Posted by: Cyber Sarge (VRWC CA Chapter) || 03/11/2004 18:27 Comments || Top||

#7  From Fox News

A study by the Internet group TalkLeft -- which tracks crime-related political news -- claims that if felons were able to vote, 70 percent of them would vote Democratic.

Of course it doesn't follow that because most crooks are democrats then most democrats are crooks.
Posted by: Phil B || 03/11/2004 19:15 Comments || Top||

#8  Mike? (wipes tear from eye) that was AWESOME!
Best Rant O' The Day!
Posted by: Frank G || 03/11/2004 19:41 Comments || Top||

#9  Mike's rant is a keeper!
Posted by: Steve White || 03/11/2004 21:58 Comments || Top||

#10  Mike's rant is a keeper!
Posted by: Steve White || 03/11/2004 21:58 Comments || Top||

#11  Mike, Nice.

PS. The other 30% of felons would vote for Chad.
Posted by: ed || 03/11/2004 22:05 Comments || Top||

#12  Mike, Nice.

PS. The other 30% of felons would vote for Chad.
Posted by: ed || 03/11/2004 22:05 Comments || Top||

#13  Mike, Nice.

PS. The other 30% of felons would vote for Chad.
Posted by: ed || 03/11/2004 22:06 Comments || Top||

#14  Mike, Nice.

PS. The other 30 percent of felons would vote for Chad.
Posted by: ed || 03/11/2004 22:06 Comments || Top||


Kucinich did worse than expected this week
This wasn’t a headline in any big media story so don’t expect the link to work.
Dennis (the angry dwarf) Kucinich’s campaign took a beating earlier this week. In all four 3/9 primary States, he was beaten not only by Kerry but by Edwards and Dean (whose campaigns have been suspended). He was also beaten by Al Sharpton in Florida, Mississippi and Lousiana
(I would have said decisively beaten because the ratio of Sharpton to Kucinich votes was about 2 to 1 but Sharpton didn’t exceed 5% so ’decisively’ seems the wrong word).
Things had been going well for Kucinich when a recount of the Hawaii caucus actually gave him 40% of the votes. For those of you who are really curious, Kucinich’s web site is: http://www.kucinich.us/
Posted by: mhw || 03/11/2004 11:49:41 AM || Comments || Link || [0 views] Top|| File under:

#1  Well, I guess he better wind up the 'bird of prey' and head back to the planet Vulcan.

Live Long and Prosper, Subcommander Dennis.

( why are the Democrats losing ground with the general populace? - Exhibit A- Dennis Kucinich)
Posted by: Frank Martin || 03/11/2004 12:22 Comments || Top||

#2  I thought Dean was the angry dwarf? Kucinich struck me more as Dopey.
Posted by: BH || 03/11/2004 12:43 Comments || Top||

#3  Kucinich is NOT a Romulan. More of a Pakled, or whatever they called the ones who kept asking "You have things to make us go?"
Posted by: Robert Crawford || 03/11/2004 12:45 Comments || Top||

#4  So I guess that means "Kucinich fever" isn't contagious, is it?
Posted by: Mike || 03/11/2004 12:50 Comments || Top||

#5  How long before this guy ends up sleeping in his car?
Posted by: tu3031 || 03/11/2004 13:24 Comments || Top||

#6  "Kucinich Fever"???
Ewwwwwww
Bet it's resistant to antibiotics too
Posted by: Frank G || 03/11/2004 15:33 Comments || Top||

#7  I had a friend of mine that started emailing me Kucinich email, and what a great guy he was. I finally got tired of this semi-spam, so I told her that "Kucinich is a utopian moonbat that bankrupted Cleveland, and that's all he is." Well, I never got an email from her after that. Hokay by me......
Posted by: Alaska Paul || 03/11/2004 21:53 Comments || Top||


Lileks on politics: "when the top officials of the party start slinging the slander, . . ."
Posted by: Mike || 03/11/2004 06:40 || Comments || Link || [1 views] Top|| File under:


Republicans demand apology from Kerry for remarks
WASHINGTON -- Republicans demanded an apology from Democratic presidential candidate John Kerry for comments they criticized as "unbecoming of a candidate for the presidency."

Kerry created a stir Wednesday in Chicago after he spoke via satellite to labor leaders meeting in Florida. When a supporter urged him to take on Bush, Kerry said, into a still-open microphone: "Let me tell you, we’ve just begun to fight. We’re going to keep pounding. These guys are the most crooked, you know, lying group I’ve ever seen. It’s scary."

President Bush’s re-election campaign demanded an apology for "this negative attack."

"Senator Kerry’s statement today in Illinois was unbecoming of a candidate for the presidency of the United States of America, and tonight we call on Senator Kerry to apologize to the American people for this negative attack," campaign chairman Marc Racicot said in a statement. "On the day that Senator Kerry emerged as his party’s presumptive nominee, the president called to congratulate him. That goodwill gesture has been met by attacks and false statements."

The Kerry camp tried to explain the remark by suggesting it was not, precisely, about Bush himself, but rather about GOP critics of the senator in general.

??This is language you don?t ordinarily use in public,?? said Kathleen Hall Jamieson, an authority on campaign rhetoric with the Annenberg Public Policy Center.

Kerry spokeswoman Stephanie Cutter said Republicans have a record of smearing their opponents and that Kerry intended the comment to show that he will fight back.

"Four years ago, John Kerry saw what the Republican attack machine did to John McCain. Two years ago, he saw what it did to Max Cleland," Cutter said, recalling the Arizona senator who challenged Bush for the GOP presidential nomination in 2000 and the Georgia Democratic senator turned out of office in 2002. "What he was saying is he’s not going to take it."
The Jackass Party Candidate has obviously adopted Dubya’s pre-emptive attack policy - he’s just confused as to who is the real enemy. To quote Stephen den Beste:
"I want to know what he really stands for. (And it better not be E Pluribus, UN.) ... I don’t know what Kerry stands for, and I’m not sure there’s any way for me to learn what it is, or to believe that I’ve discovered it. I’m not completely convinced Kerry stands for anything, except that he’s standing for election."
Posted by: .com || 03/11/2004 6:37:04 AM || Comments || Link || [3 views] Top|| File under:

#1  I want to bitch slap the next person that whines about the attack ads on Cleland and McCain. They were not attack ads they just presented their records in the Senate. McCain really should evaluate which side he is on and quit with on again/off again love affair with the Dems. And Cleland is starting believe that he is something he is not (a great legislator). He also comes off as a full fleged nutball! I guess that makes him a mainstream Democrat.
Posted by: Cyber Sarge || 03/11/2004 8:50 Comments || Top||

#2  I don't think demanding an apology would be an effective technique. At least not as effective as laughing at him would be.
Posted by: Phil Fraering || 03/11/2004 8:51 Comments || Top||

#3  Nothing says you have to like Kerry but he simply stated a truth about the party that made attack politics a fine art, and that is all the administration has going for it this year.

Why should you administration supporters be so worried anyway? If it turns out that Kerry is going over the line he'll be punished come November when it really matters.
Posted by: Hiryu || 03/11/2004 9:30 Comments || Top||

#4  Oh thank you, inscrutable Hiryu! I was lost, and now I'm found! All is revealed! Lol!

That is pretty lame stuff, y'know. No one is clean and mud-free, agreed. But in this election season the Dems have been the attackers - for months. It's hysterically funny to hear them screech about Bush, since he's been taking it on the chin all this time - without responding in kind by any stretch of the imagination.

I assume you are not in the US. I don't know if you're American. If you are, I hope you get yourself an absentee ballot and participate. One thing seems clear, however - you are not seeing the campaign coverage I'm seeing, or you're being a disingenuous ass baiting people for a fight. Thank you so very very very much for your input.
Posted by: .com || 03/11/2004 9:45 Comments || Top||

#5  HA HA HA HA
There goes his plan to label Bush a 'negative campaigner'. Now we just need to catch him calling New York himey town.
Posted by: Henry E. Pankey || 03/11/2004 10:16 Comments || Top||

#6  Hiryu must be watching a different campaign.
Posted by: Robert Crawford || 03/11/2004 10:43 Comments || Top||

#7  or looking at Network News.
Posted by: dataman1 || 03/11/2004 10:59 Comments || Top||

#8  I don't think demanding an apology would be an effective technique.

Too many individuals/groups are quick to demand apologies when they feel the least bit slighted. I'd have simply stated that Kerry's comments have been noted and filed away for future reference, and said nothing more. If Kerry wants to issue an apology on his own, fine. If not, then he has no complaint when the counterpunch comes.
Posted by: Bomb-a-rama || 03/11/2004 12:32 Comments || Top||

#9  The business about lying is one thing. Misrepresentations occur all the time. However, the 'crooked' allegation is something else. The Bush administration has been essentially completely clean of financial misconduct. I would think a few liberals ought to realize this and point it out to Mr. Kerry.
Posted by: mhw || 03/11/2004 12:55 Comments || Top||

#10  If I was on Bush's team, I would have simply dug out Kerry's statement from last week where Kerry made an offer of no negative campaigning and, by making that 'liars' charge, Kerry has simply flip-flopped one more time.
Posted by: Raj || 03/11/2004 12:55 Comments || Top||

#11  This is a reasonable response from the Bush team. Kerry too oten is getting a free pass from the mainstream press. By raising the issue, they have forced the press to actually repeat what Kerry said to generate the complaint, which is all the highlight they need.
Posted by: john || 03/11/2004 13:57 Comments || Top||

#12  From where I sit, Kerry is getting a daily free pass by saying something outlandish, then getting free media to report it, which keeps him in the papers and not diminishing his smallish warchest.
If the President gets up and takes a dump today, Kerry will come out and labast him for spending too much time in the bathroom, "while union toilet paper jobs get outsourced to Canadians".
He will run out of potshots about mid-May, I suspect and will have to start recyling them.
His handlers must stay up late working on tomorrows meme.
As an aside, funny how Daschle and Pelosi have been keeping their dribble mouths zipped recently...
Posted by: Capsu78 || 03/11/2004 14:46 Comments || Top||


Home Front: WoT
Troops Get Federal Tax Break
American troops serving in designated combat zones in support of the war against terrorism continue to get a tax break from Uncle Sam. Depending upon rank, eligible service members can exclude from federal income tax either all or some of their active duty pay – and certain other pays – earned in any month during service in a designated combat zone. The Internal Revenue Service’s Armed Forces’ Tax Guide for 2003 says "a combat zone is any area the president of the United States designates by executive order as an area in which the U.S. armed forces are engaging or have engaged in combat." Service members who serve one or more days in a designated combat zone are entitled to federal tax exclusion benefits for that entire month, according to the IRS. Current designated combat zones include, Afghanistan, Iraq and other specified parts of the Persian Gulf region -- to include Kuwait, Saudi Arabia, Oman, Bahrain, Qatar and the United Arab Emirates – and parts of the Kosovo area.

Service members in several other areas specified in law as "qualified hazardous duty areas" are eligible for the same tax breaks. Bosnia-Herzegovina, the Former Yugoslav Republic of Macedonia and Croatia have been listed since 1995. The downloadable Armed Forces’ Tax Guide for 2003 can be accessed on the IRS Web site. It lists many, but not all, designated combat zones. Some service members providing direct support for military operations within a designated combat zone or qualified hazardous duty area, such as Djibouti, Africa, Turkey, Yemen, and the Philippines, are eligible for income tax exclusions.
EFL
Posted by: Chuck Simmins || 03/11/2004 8:09:35 PM || Comments || Link || [5 views] Top|| File under:

#1  Was it Katie Couric who called our soldier "tax evaders" during the attempted steal of Florida?

Anyone having to dodge bullets and RPGs should not have the IRS on his case.
Posted by: Jackal || 03/11/2004 21:31 Comments || Top||

#2  Whatever we do for our troops, it isn't enough.
Posted by: Barbara Skolaut || 03/11/2004 21:48 Comments || Top||

#3  Of course, these tax cuts are only for the "rich" GI's...
Posted by: John F. Kerry || 03/11/2004 23:24 Comments || Top||


Move over Bionic Man, Make Room for BLEEX
New robotic legs could produce an army of super troopers...
EFL and Fair Use
BERKELEY, Calif. - Move over Bionic Man and make room for BLEEX — the Berkeley Lower Extremities Exoskeleton, with strap-on robotic legs designed to turn an ordinary human into a super strider.

Ultimately intended to help people like soldiers or firefighters carry heavy loads for long distances, these boots are made for marching.

“The design of this exoskeleton really benefits from human intellect and the strength of the machine,” says Homayoon Kazerooni, who directs the Robotics and Human Engineering Laboratory at the University of California-Berkeley.

The exoskeleton consists of a pair of mechanical metal leg braces that include a power unit and a backpack-like frame. The braces are attached to a modified pair of Army boots and are also connected, although less rigidly, to the user’s legs.

More than 40 sensors and hydraulic mechanisms function like a human nervous system, constantly calculating how to distribute the weight being borne and create a minimal load for the wearer.

“There is no joystick, no keyboard, no push button to drive the device,” says Kazerooni, a professor of mechanical engineering. “The pilot becomes an integral part of the exoskeleton.”
...More...
Cool shit. Check out the whole article at the link. Fred - you oughtta put this on your Wish List!
Posted by: .com || 03/11/2004 7:11:09 AM || Comments || Link || [1 views] Top|| File under:

#1  Starship Troopers Mobile Infantry V.1.0
"Rantburg's Roughnecks" here we come!
Posted by: Sparks || 03/11/2004 9:31 Comments || Top||

#2  Fascinating story - I had no idea people were actually learning sh*t at Berkeley.
Posted by: BH || 03/11/2004 9:48 Comments || Top||

#3  BH-
That's okay, as soon as somebody realizes this has military applications, watch 'em come out of the woodwork...

Mike
Posted by: Mike Kozlowski || 03/11/2004 10:28 Comments || Top||

#4  I'm more impressed that Berkley made something that could help soldiers fight.
Posted by: Charles || 03/11/2004 10:28 Comments || Top||

#5  It's my understanding that this thing runs outta fuel in 2 hours. Not very useful in my opinion.
Posted by: Damn_Proud_American || 03/11/2004 10:32 Comments || Top||

#6  I want one of those cargo exo's that Sigourney Weaver used to fight the Alien! Just add some armor and...
Posted by: .com || 03/11/2004 10:38 Comments || Top||

#7  Christopher Reeves might yet walk with these.

#5: I gotta plug my legs in?

#6 I just want Sigourney Weaver
Posted by: Chuck Simmins || 03/11/2004 10:57 Comments || Top||

#8  yeah, runs out of fuel after two hours and the thing is a combustion engine,

this thing would be only semi useful in situations where you cant use vehicles. in which case you just have a group of men running around (for two hours) with a noisy combustion engine between their legs.
as a standalone product, berkley just found new ways to make our soldiers targets.
Posted by: Dcreeper || 03/11/2004 17:45 Comments || Top||

#9  “There is no joystick, no keyboard, no push button to drive the device,” says Kazerooni, a professor of mechanical engineering. “The pilot becomes an integral part of the exoskeleton.”

Didn't they say that about the Segway? Before it started falling over.
Posted by: Cheddarhead || 03/11/2004 20:15 Comments || Top||


Airborne Jerk Asks Too Many Questions
Posted by: .com || 03/11/2004 06:59 || Comments || Link || [1 views] Top|| File under:

#1  "I'm just an [expletive]," he allegedly told the FBI.

Al-Reuters stringer?
ISM tool?
idiotarian?
Islamofascist?
Indymediot?
Posted by: Atomic Conspiracy || 03/11/2004 8:16 Comments || Top||

#2  He may be an [expletive], but at least he's an honest one. Personally, I think he should be given some slack in recognition for being open about it. After all, what is he guilty of? Excessive curiosity?! He's just an honest [expletive] trying to make sense of a confusing world.
Posted by: Bulldog || 03/11/2004 8:24 Comments || Top||


International-UN-NGOs
The Oil-for-Food Scandal: the program was corrupt, the U.N. owes the Iraqis an explanation
by Therese Raphael, Wall Street Journal
Severely EFL -- go read the whole thing.

"If there is evidence, we would investigate it very seriously," Kofi Annan insisted last month when presented with allegations that U.N. officials knew about and may have benefited from Saddam Hussein’s corruption of the U.N.’s Oil-for-Food Program. Fortunately, Saddam appears to have been a stickler for record-keeping.

A letter has come to The Wall Street Journal supporting allegations that among those favored by Saddam with gifts of oil was Benon Sevan, director of the U.N.’s Oil-for-Food Program. As detailed on this page on Feb. 9, Mr. Sevan’s name appears on a list of individuals, companies and organizations that allegedly received oil allocations or vouchers from Saddam that could then be sold via middlemen for a significant markup. The list, compiled in Arabic from documents uncovered in Iraq’s oil ministry, included many of Saddam’s nearest and dearest from some 50 countries, including the PLO, pro-Saddam British MP George Galloway, and French politician Charles Pasqua. (Messrs. Galloway and Pasqua have denied receiving anything from Saddam.) According to the list, first published by the Iraqi daily Al Mada in January, Mr. Sevan was another beneficiary, via a company in Panama known as Africa Middle East Petroleum, Co. Ltd. (AMEP), about which we have learned quite a bit.

Mr. Sevan, through a U.N. spokesperson, has also denied the allegation. But the letter, which two separate sources familiar with its origins say was recovered from Iraqi Oil Ministry files, raises new questions about Mr. Sevan’s relationship with Iraqi authorities.

There’s a lot of detail in the article--detail at the mine-eyes-are-glazing-over level--about Panamanian shell companies and interlocking directorates and cozy relationships between Mr. Sevan and various shady characters. It sure looks like a lot of people at least associated with the UN were on Saddam’s payroll--which more than explains the reluctance of that body to sign on to regime change.
Posted by: Mike || 03/11/2004 8:42:39 AM || Comments || Link || [2 views] Top|| File under:

#1  Roger Simon, National Review and Instapundit have been on this. We Americans (who pay 1/4th of the UN budget) need to demand an open-books policy and independent audit. Note the connection to Kofi's offspring ....
Posted by: Frank G || 03/11/2004 9:43 Comments || Top||

#2  Site is restricted access only. Please provide necessary usernames and passwords when posting these kinds of articles.
Posted by: Gromky || 03/11/2004 9:57 Comments || Top||

#3  Gromky:

The article's at WSJ's "OpinionJournal" site, which is free and open to all.
Posted by: Mike || 03/11/2004 10:41 Comments || Top||

#4  Yup. This baby's got legs...

I sure hope it doesn't get covered up to protect the guilty. They need to be exposed.

But it probably will.
Posted by: mojo || 03/11/2004 10:57 Comments || Top||

#5  Hmm...I click on the link and I get "We are asking everyone who reads Today's Featured Article to register for access to the article."
Posted by: gromky || 03/11/2004 11:18 Comments || Top||

#6  Gromky:

It didn't do it to me, probably because I'm a regular reader at the site. Just give 'em an e-mail address. WSJ doesn't sell your e-mail to spammers, so there's no downside.
Posted by: Mike || 03/11/2004 11:43 Comments || Top||

#7  the article is not available unless registered....Mike are you already registered...probably why you are able to get through....
Posted by: Dan || 03/11/2004 20:35 Comments || Top||

#8  Dan / Mike / gromky - They "cookie" your browser when you register. If you wipe out your cookies or block cookies, but are registered, you have to login.
Posted by: .com || 03/11/2004 22:12 Comments || Top||


Syria-Lebanon-Iran
Coppers thump Lebanese students
A peaceful student sit-in protesting the emigration of young Lebanese because of political corruption turned violent on Wednesday when a mass of security forces descended upon the demonstrators at the Saint Joseph University (USJ) in Achrafieh. The students were beaten with rifle butts, three were arrested, and several injured, including Sami Gemayel, former President Amin Gemayel’s son. Organized by USJ students, including the Phalange Party-opposition wing, the Lebanese Forces and the National Liberal Party, the midday protest attracted about 100 students and at least double that number of security forces.

Hadi and Shadi Abdel-Nour and Joe Saber, all three supporters of the Free Patriotic Movement (FPM), were arrested and then released. Although the FPM was not one of the organizers of the protest, they joined in when they saw their peers suppressed. “We were not part of the protest,” said George Sarrouh, an FPM student representative. “But when the problems started, we could not sit on the sidelines and watch our fellow students being beaten up for nothing.”

“The repression of our most basic freedom, the freedom to demonstrate, which is guaranteed by our Lebanese Constitution and all the international conventions, is becoming a common practice by the regime”, said Roland Khoury, the FPM’s student coordinator. Hayyan Bourji, a second-year business management student, said Gemayel was beaten up by Internal Security Forces as were most of the demonstrating students. Bourji said students were planning to head to the Museum area and the Cabinet headquarters, but security forces surrounded the campus and blocked off all exits. “They feared that this peaceful manifestation of ours might turn into a protest against the Syrian presence in Lebanon and Syria itself,” he added.

Bourji said banners denounced government policies that drive young people to emigrate. “Many students were hurt and some were injured,” said Bourji. When the violence set in the students broke up, and some tried to go home. The army intelligence with the help of ISF personnel caught them and gave them another round of severe beatings said Bourji. “They said they had photos of all of the protesters, which is all a lie. Many innocent bystanders were dragged to the other parking lot and hit under that argument. I was beaten up twice and the last to be hit too.”

The ISF issued a statement, accusing demonstrators of provoking them and throwing stones, sticks and empty bottles, leaving three officers and five soldiers injured. The statement also accused students of promoting anti-Syrian and anti-government slogans. Members of the Qornet Shehwan Gathering and the Democratic Forum strongly condemned the oppression.
Posted by: Fred || 03/11/2004 6:10:26 PM || Comments || Link || [2 views] Top|| File under:

#1  and counting the demonstration violently broken up in Syria, and the new "neighborhood association", this is shaping up to be a bad spring for Syria's Baathists
Posted by: Frank G || 03/11/2004 19:34 Comments || Top||


Africa: Horn
Article About Sudan Moslems' Raping of Their Captives and Slaves
Posted by: Mike Sylwester || 03/11/2004 22:40 || Comments || Link || [1 views] Top|| File under:


Home Front: Culture Wars
Oh...That Liberal Media! SeattlePI links "Spy" to Bush, not Dems
Caught Via Instapundit - another reason to disregard anything the Seattle Nonintelligencer writes
Accused spy is cousin of Bush staffer
The woman charged with working for the Iraqi spy agency is a distant cousin of President Bush’s chief of staff, Andrew Card, and has held a variety of jobs in journalism and on Capitol Hill. Susan Lindauer, 41, worked in the press offices of four Democratic members of Congress. She also worked for Fortune magazine, U.S. News & World Report, the Seattle Post-Intelligencer and Fox News. Her father, John Lindauer, was the Republican nominee for governor in Alaska in 1998. His campaign unraveled because of charges of campaign finance violations to which he pleaded no contest.

Susan Lindauer is a 1985 Smith College graduate who describes herself as an anti-war activist. Gary Gambill, editor of the Middle East Intelligence Bulletin, an online publication dealing with Arab politics, said Lindauer sent him a copy of her 1998 deposition in litigation related to the December 1988 bombing of Pan Am Flight 103 over Lockerbie, Scotland. In the deposition, she said Libyan officials had been wrongly accused of orchestrating the bombing and that Libya was entitled to "financial compensation for the economic harassment her people have endured because of these blatantly false accusations." He said her arrest "raises questions about the validity of her deposition and its apparent attempt to exonerate Libya."
(snip)
Posted by: Frank G || 03/11/2004 9:39:41 PM || Comments || Link || [10 views] Top|| File under:

#1  LMAO, that is over the top.
Posted by: Damn_Proud_American || 03/11/2004 22:08 Comments || Top||

#2  Deeper stories report the fact that Card turned her in.

Of course, that doesn't hurt the president, so it can't be covered, can it? But, for just a moment, imagine what the reaction would have been had FDR's chief of staff been responsible for exposing a Nazi sympathizer/agent during WWII.

There would probably be streets named after him.
Posted by: Robert Crawford || 03/11/2004 22:42 Comments || Top||

#3  A "Smithy", huh? Smithy's were fun. If I hooked up with one, I used to wait until they fell asleep and then try to shave their armpit hair. Just to see how much they'd freak out in the morning with it gone.
College: It really was worth it...
Posted by: tu3031 || 03/11/2004 22:53 Comments || Top||

#4  Get THIS!

From the KOMO TV Website:

She worked at Fortune, U.S. News & World Report and the Seattle Post-Intelligencer before going into politics. Her father, John, was the Republican nominee for governor of Alaska in 1998.
Posted by: CrazyFool || 03/11/2004 23:52 Comments || Top||


A Broken Arrow in Puget Sound?....
Slightly EFL - another version of this is also at http://seattlepi.nwsource.com/local/164280_nuke11.html . Have a salt shaker handy because of the original source...

SILVERDALE, WA. ? A Navy Strategic Weapons Facility, Pacific handling crew came within inches of impacting a live Trident I C4 missile nuclear warhead during a Nov. 7, 2003 daylight dockside offload of the USS GEORGIA (SSBN - 729) at Submarine Base, Bangor, WA.
President Bush was notified immediately
Not very likely, though he was probably told within a day or so.
of the ?BROKEN ARROW,? a military code word alerting military governors of a nuclear weapons accident. SWFPAC was shut down instantly, prohibited from continued weapons handling evolutions.
SOP, no problems.
SWFPAC?s de-certification seriously limited essential stateside military operations.
No it didn?t. Anything militarily necessary to get a boomer to sea would have continued, with troops from anotrher base doing the work if need be.
The submarine?s missile was hoisted up into an access ladder left installed in tube #16 slicing a 9-inch hole in the nosecone. The lift was stopped inches from one of the missiles multiple warheads, a distance measured between thumb and forefinger.
...Which is why they have protective covers on them.
Impact concussion, impalement, or crushing a nuclear warhead can cause deadly plutonium air and water radiation contamination, non-nuclear explosion, sympathetic non-nuclear explosions (other warheads), and missile propulsion fueled fires.
Naval Criminal Investigative Service investigation ruled out terrorist involvement or connections.
Again, SOP. This stuff happens a lot more regularly than one might imagine.
Captain Lawrence Lehman relieved SWFPAC?s former CO, Captain Keith Lyles, on Dec. 19, 2003. Citing ?loss of confidence? in Lyles, Navy officials gave no other details in their Christmas press release.
Rear Admiral Charles Young ordered Captain Lyles? relief for cause . Young is responsible for the care and feeding of all fleet ballistic missile submarine nuclear weapons.
Enlisted men on the handling team face court-martial or less severe disciplinary action. Petty officers Robert Steel was topside supervisor, Mark Hammock - topside team leader, and Christopher Hamilton a topside team member.
CDR Phillip Jackson (SWFPAC?s executive officer), and CDR Marshall Millett (weapons officer) were also canned in what?s been coined the ?royal flush.?
I?ve seen what happens when an accident involving nuclear weapons takes place. Perfection and nothing but is the only acceptable standard. It would have been news if these guys weren?t relieved.
A lift fitting must be attached to a missile before it?s hoisted up and out of the submarine silo. The tube hatch is opened, an access ladder affixed inside the silo above the nosecone. A sailor climbs down the ladder, attaches the lift fitting to the ICBM, then after connecting the hoist to the lift fitting, climbs back up on deck. The access ladder must be removed from above the nosecone before the missile is lifted skyward. On Nov. 7 2003, it wasn?t.
Which means Seaman Dumbjohn was NOT following technical data.
The handling crew took a break after making the bird in tube #16 ready for lift, leaving the access ladder in place. The sailors returned and began the hoist. The missile was lifted into the ladder slicing a large hole in the nosecone. The lift was stopped a instant before warhead impact.
SWFPAC failed a weeklong nuclear weapons acceptance inspection (NWAI), ending Dec. 16, 2003, attempting new certification after corrective measures were implemented. Capt. Lehman led the 40-man inspection team.
Now this does bother me a bit, because it indicates that there was a certain lack of focus at Bangor. SWFPAC passed its second NWAI on Jan. 9, 2004 ending a 9-week shut down of the nuclear weapons handling facility.
Seen that happen too - in Strategic Air command, no less.
Navy seniors have issued a gag order to all military and civilian personnel familiar with the accident that threatens court-martial or other federal punitive action if violated.
This guy seems to enjoy making news out of the obvious. Remember - we neither confirm nor deny the presence...
Prevailing winds that day blew at 5 to 10 mph over courthouses in Kitsap, Mason, and Thurston counties, and over the state house and government campus in Olympia. Also downwind the Belfair, WA. home of Congressman Norm Dicks.
And if the weapon had been punctured - unlikely becxause of the design and strength of the reentry vehicle - a fire was NOT a sure thing, and for that matter neither wasan spillage of the weapon material. And if both of those had occurred, all they would have had to do was close the hatch. Of course, that woulldn?t have made for such a spooky story...
Okay - I get the impression that there definitely was some kind of screwup at Bangor last November. Because of the time lag between the accident and the relief of the leadership there, I think that the USN didn?t initally believe the problem was any more than an isolated accident. However, after they dropped the base recert, that tells me they had a senior leadership that wasn?t paying attention to the details. This was not, however, some indication that our weapons are being batted aroudn like softballs.
It also needs to be noted that the gentleman who runs jaghunters has some personal beefs with the USN - the P-I article goes into more detail on that.

Mike


Posted by: Mike Kozlowski || 03/11/2004 1:37:45 PM || Comments || Link || [4 views] Top|| File under:

#1  The lift was stopped a instant before warhead impact.

Methings the 'instant' was added by the journalist for more effect.... kind of like how the hero always disarms the bomb with 1-3 seconds on the clock.

The Seattle PI article has more details.
Posted by: CrazyFool || 03/11/2004 13:51 Comments || Top||

#2  the Seattle PI has shown themselves to be idiots in the past (see: Jihadis, Corrie, et al) enough that they should change their name to Seattle UnIntelligencer
Posted by: Frank G || 03/11/2004 15:30 Comments || Top||

#3  SOP all the way. Lemme tellya about the time we had a fully armed Alert Buff go down 5 mi off the end of runway 34...
Posted by: mojo || 03/11/2004 15:30 Comments || Top||

#4  Even if the warhead was impacted, nothing would have happened. Its not like theres a chunk of glowing plutonium duct-taped to the top. Its encased. At worst there would have been a localized spill in the tube - so they'd cap off the tube and then clean it up.
Posted by: Yosemite Sam || 03/11/2004 15:34 Comments || Top||

#5  Didn't a BUFF do a serious Broken Arrow off Spain? Or in Spain?
Posted by: Shipman || 03/11/2004 15:38 Comments || Top||

#6  Yeah - see http://www.brook.edu/FP/projects/nucwcost/palomares.htm

Bumped the tanker, down she goes. Bad buisness all around, later part of a movie : "Men of Honor"

And James Bond stopped Goldfinger's bomb with - natch - 007 seconds till detonation...
Posted by: mojo || 03/11/2004 15:53 Comments || Top||

#7  Frank, I agree about the Seattle PI.
Posted by: CrazyFool || 03/11/2004 16:05 Comments || Top||

#8  Is it just me or does it seem like there is or should be a very detailed checklist that is followed when removing/installing anything related to nuclear weapons? I'll grant Seaman Dumbjohn left the ladder in the tube but just where the fuck was the officer or chief overseeing this job.
Posted by: Cheddarhead || 03/11/2004 16:52 Comments || Top||

#9  "Impact concussion" can also cause broken toes,smashed fingers,soiled underwear and severe outbreak of Career Interruptus.
Posted by: Stephen || 03/11/2004 17:42 Comments || Top||

#10  I am not a nuclear weapons expert! Having said that I have heard that in order for one of these babies to BOOM the thing has to be armed. A rupture of the missile might cause an explosion but probably would make the warhead reach critical mass. You have to remember that these are designed to re-enter the earths atmosphere.
Posted by: Cyber Sarge (VRWC CA Chapter) || 03/11/2004 17:56 Comments || Top||

#11  Damn my boss for bothering me with work! I meant to say that even if the missile expoded the warhead would not.
Posted by: Cyber Sarge (VRWC CA Chapter) || 03/11/2004 18:06 Comments || Top||

#12  "If you don't follow the T.O., your ass will be TOssed". How many times have I heard that? Sounds like some definite "career interruptus", with heads rolling all over the place. I was at Holloman AFB when General Ryan's son died in a crash out of George AFB (on a cross-country). It took seven moving companies the better part of a month to handle all the "personnel changes" that took place. John D. Jr. was a popular young officer. His brother, Mike, was my Flight Commander at the Academy in 1964. Both nice guys!

Accidents happen. I've spent several long nights looking for crash sites. When it's truly an accident, the military works like hell to make sure it never happens again, if that's possible. When it's an accident due to human carelessness (i.e., this case), the careless humans are removed. Sounds like that system is still in place, and still working.
Posted by: Old Patriot || 03/11/2004 18:25 Comments || Top||

#13  "Petty officers Robert Steel was topside supervisor, Mark Hammock - topside team leader, and Christopher Hamilton a topside team member."

Where was the Weapons Officer (typically a 2nd tour O-3 or O-4 department head), the Assistant Weapons Officer (a first tour 0-2 or 0-3) and the Missile Division Chief Petty Officer (typically a 10 or more patrol enlisted veteran)? Those 3 guys are in charge of the safe execution of the evolution. They don't do the work, they exist to stare at what is happening and intervene. Never mind the Weapons Facility weenies, ship's force is in charge of the evolution while the weapon is on board, the above 3 should get relieved as well as the ship's commanding officer, executive officer and the ship's duty officer. I made 5 SSBN patrols. I was never a weaponeer, but as Ship's Duty Officer, I looked for the 3 top weaponeer's to be in Hard Hats glued to the evolution. This is not an airplane taking off and crashing. It is a controlled evolution in port. There is no justification for the error. Also, boomers are kept in port for failing inspections, be they nuclear weapons inspections or Operational Reactor Safeguards Evaluations, both of which are VERY easy to fail. A boat or two can be expected to fail an ORSE every year. A mistake on certain supporting paperwork, let alone operational performance, rates a failing grade. The boats already at sea or ready for sea pick up the slack. A Weapons Handling Facilty is another matter, I don't know how they would go about picking up the slack if they "lose their keys".
Posted by: Zpaz || 03/11/2004 19:11 Comments || Top||

#14  The Georgia seems to be a bit of a Bug Boat. She is famous in the submarine force for sinking a tug boat during a personnel transfer in calm open ocean off Midway. The whole thing was captured on tape and is shown to aspiring ship drivers as a cautionary tale. During the evolution the ship maintains course and speed while the tug nudges against the boat amidships. The tug maintains contact while the people jump across. The tug in this case lost power and started sliding aft along the hull. The Officer of the Deck did not notice or was indecisive. He did not order any action. Ohio class boomers have vertical stabilizers on the end of the stern planes. The stabilizer penetrated the tug engine space and the two boats became one as the tug flooded. Everyone might have survivied except the OOD lost his mind at this point and ordered a backing bell. When the Georgia began backing, the drag of the tug slipped the tug off the stabilizer and she proceeded to sink...fast. 3 men died. The last words recorded by someone on the Georgia'a bridge were, "Crap, there goes the mail." S*** happens. Live and learn.
Posted by: Zpaz || 03/11/2004 20:05 Comments || Top||

#15  Don't try to downplay this. We were inches from a Cataclysmic Event That Would Destroy All Life On Earth(tm). Fright stories sell.

This is why the US should not have nukular weapons. North Korea and Iran are much more careful, so it's OK for them.
Posted by: Jackal || 03/11/2004 21:40 Comments || Top||

#16  This happened in November and the Seattle PI is just reporting on it now? Did it take them that long to figure out what a Broken Arrow was?
Posted by: tu3031 || 03/11/2004 23:18 Comments || Top||


Iraq-Jordan
The Iraq Constitution explained
by Steven Den Beste, at his weblog "USS Clueless."

I have been reading the Iraqi Constitution which was signed on Monday. It is not perfect by any means; there are aspects of it would could conceivably lead to trouble later. But taken as a whole I think it is an astounding piece of work, subtle and powerful and extremely well crafted.

There are always challenges facing any group engaged in writing a constitution. In the case of the US framers working in Philadelphia in 1787, one of the most important was big-state/small-state. How would seats in the legislature be allocated? If they were proportional to population, small states feared becoming vassals of the large states, unable to influence the government. But if seats were allocated equally per state, citizens in big states would quite naturally feel resentment at having their votes diluted.

This is an example of two natural risks facing any democratic system, which are known as the tyranny of the majority and the tyranny of the minority. If the system goes all the way and gives full power to majority rule, then the majority may use the system to seriously infringe the rights of dissenting minorities, whether they be ethnic, religious, political or life-style. On the other hand, if the system goes too far in the direction of giving such minorities the ability to block governmental action, they can gain the power to extort concessions from the majority by paralyzing the system if they don’t get what they want. Finding a balance between these two has always been difficult, and there is no ideal solution. . . .

This is obviously just an excerpt--go read the full thing if you have the time, because it’s well worth it. Den Beste "back engineers" the Iraq interim constitution and compares it to the proposed EU monstrosity and our own rather elegant "bundle of compromises."
Posted by: Mike || 03/11/2004 12:55:59 PM || Comments || Link || [4 views] Top|| File under:


Afghanistan/South Asia
Vande Mataram is un-Islamic: Cleric
Agra: Fifty-four Muslims were excommunicated and their marriages nullified by a local Mufti after they reportedly expressed the view that singing of national song Vande Mataram [India’s official national song] was not un-Islamic. While issuing a fatwa, Mufti Abdul Quddus Rumi declared that singing of the national song "would lead them (Muslims) to hell." It was wrong for Muslims to sing Vande Mataram, the Mufti said, adding those advocating the song were deviating from the religion. The fatwa also nullifies the weddings of those excommunicated. Muslims who made statements in favour of the national song should offer prayers to renew their faith in Islam and remarry according to Islamic rites, he said.
I’m sorry, I’m lost for words... Bwaaaaaaa
Among those excommunicated were Mutwallis (masjid heads) of the Loha Mandi and Shaheed Nagar mosques, where a group of pro-BJP Muslims had said that the song praised the motherland and did not mask any religious sentiments. Of the 54 persons who were excommunicated, 13 had asked for forgiveness.
What about the other 41?
"Darling, it wasn’t me, it’s the Mufti who annuled our marriage and made me run off with my 18 year old secretary"
Posted by: tipper || 03/11/2004 9:46:19 AM || Comments || Link || [1 views] Top|| File under:

#1  Interesting. I didn't knew there was an excommunication in Islam. Did you notice that no Imam has excommunicated bin Laden and his people? It tells LOTS to me.
Posted by: JFM || 03/11/2004 10:02 Comments || Top||

#2  Ah, Islamic Shari'a. How could anyone ask for more? I'm not sure where the annulments come into play, but hey - he's a Mufti, a Holy Man, so it must make sense. Lol!
Posted by: .com || 03/11/2004 10:15 Comments || Top||

#3  JFM, good point.
Posted by: ed || 03/11/2004 10:28 Comments || Top||

#4  JFM, I've seen some people say flat out Islam has nothing like excommunication. Apparently they were wrong, or this is a local custom.
Posted by: Robert Crawford || 03/11/2004 10:37 Comments || Top||

#5  Yeah, that's about the point where I'd take a baseball bat to the Mufti. Sorta tenderize his head...
Posted by: mojo || 03/11/2004 10:45 Comments || Top||

#6 
When Allan created the universe, one of his main ideas was that nobody should sing Vande Mataram.
Posted by: Mike Sylwester || 03/11/2004 18:10 Comments || Top||


Trolls and Spam
Martha Stewart beware, Jewish judge and prosecutor forged my jury instructions
ADL Anti-Defamation League USA
Posted by: || 03/11/2004 8:52:42 AM || Comments || Link || [2 views] Top|| File under:

#1  Looks like an attempt to tarnish Rantburg with the morons who made this site.Fred,the axe,please.
Posted by: El Id || 03/11/2004 9:17 Comments || Top||

#2  Can we ban this F*ckwit's IP while we are at it?
Posted by: Angry Federalist || 03/11/2004 9:22 Comments || Top||

#3  Apparently you can never have too many assholes in this world.
Posted by: JerseyMike || 03/11/2004 9:36 Comments || Top||

#4  Serbs huh?
Posted by: Frank G || 03/11/2004 9:40 Comments || Top||

#5  Can we ban this F*ckwit's IP while we are at it?
Posted by: Angry Federalist || 03/11/2004 9:40 Comments || Top||

#6  What Jews do to me is between us, but I will not let them destroy my country without a fight.
Posted by: CompuSerb || 03/11/2004 9:47 Comments || Top||

#7  Your country?Wait till he finds out about John Kerry.
Posted by: El Id || 03/11/2004 9:54 Comments || Top||

#8  SH.... you were asking yesterday... here's a McCoy.
Posted by: Shipman || 03/11/2004 9:57 Comments || Top||

#9  Fred, I clicked the "browse" link in the index of a couple different articles, and they all came up to this Martha Stewart thing. I don't know if it's at your end or mine; I'll check with another browser when I get home.
Posted by: Phil Fraering || 03/11/2004 10:10 Comments || Top||

#10  Oh great, an antisemitic Serb!

TARGET
Posted by: True German Ally || 03/11/2004 10:11 Comments || Top||

#11  Phil, I found the bug. It's fixed. Let me know about any others -- and there will be more.
Posted by: Fred || 03/11/2004 10:21 Comments || Top||

#12  It looks like Compuserb found the key to grandmas medicine cabinet. Compuserb, all I can say is it's not just the Jews who are out to get you, it's everyone. Everybody hates you.
Posted by: Lil Dhimmi || 03/11/2004 10:25 Comments || Top||

#13  First the Serbs (well, some of 'em, anyway) precipitate World War I and wreck the Habsburg empire, and now this! You start messing with Rantburg, you're in big trouble.
Posted by: Mike || 03/11/2004 10:46 Comments || Top||

#14  Lil imagine, the Jewish Defense League put me on their 'watch and monitor list' in my own country -- now that's not just between Jews and me, that's between Jews and my US DOJ.
Posted by: CompuSerb || 03/11/2004 10:47 Comments || Top||

#15  Lil imagine, the Jewish Defense League put me on their 'watch and monitor list' in my own country -- now that's not just between Jews and me, that's between Jews and my US DOJ.

Is the Watch and Monitor list similar to the list I have about which TV shows are funny? Cuz this guy's a HOOT!

C-Serb: make sure your tinfoil hat has a chinstrap so it doesn't blow away when they let you out for your once-a-day walk.

By the way, are you sure your house isn't bugged by Jews? BWAHAHAHAHAHAH
Posted by: PlanetDan || 03/11/2004 11:16 Comments || Top||

#16  Hey Compuserb:

as a member of the Gentile Auxillary of the International Zionist Conspiracy (Mel Brooks Birgade, a wholly owned subsidiary of the VRWC), It is my duty to inform you that we have been aware of your activity for some time and have taken the appropriate steps to deal with you. This includes, but is not limited to, the use of our patented Zionist Mind Control Laser(Tm)with the special Anti-Tinfoil Hat(Tm) Frequency Modulator.

Be seeing you! But you won't necessarily remember that now will you?

[Cue evil Laughter]



Posted by: Angry Federalist || 03/11/2004 11:24 Comments || Top||

#17  PlanetDan, I don't know about being bugged, but the JDL Air Farce which includes the local sheriff is keeping watch.
Posted by: CompuSerb || 03/11/2004 11:28 Comments || Top||

#18  I've called Mossad on my Zionophone. They say they should be round to pick up Compuserb in an hour or two. Say we should keep him talking. Apparently his cortex module's undervolted, or something.
Posted by: Bulldog || 03/11/2004 11:31 Comments || Top||

#19  compubsurd! it not jew who are after you! it chainey! those plane belong to chainey!
Posted by: muck4doo || 03/11/2004 11:35 Comments || Top||

#20  I followed the link. I know you shouldn't feed trolls, but I couldn't resist.

According to CompuSerb's web page, the International Zionist Conspiracy is maintaining 24/7 air superiority over his compound . . . with Beech Bonanzas and Piper Cherokees!

If I were them, I'd use Britten-Norman Islanders or Piper Navajos, just in case old CompuSerb gets lucky with his .22 air defense battery and takes out an engine. Wouldn't want one of our top IAF pilots going down in enemy territory, would we?
Posted by: Mike || 03/11/2004 11:36 Comments || Top||

#21  Bulldog:

I think it is best to keep him talking. The more neural activity there is, the greater the chance of our re-establishing the mind signal... And, BTW, do yo u have last weeks meeting minuets from the Doctored Evidence Department for use at the Hague in the Slobo Trial?
Posted by: Angry Federalist || 03/11/2004 11:37 Comments || Top||

#22  Come now, will someone tell me what Mossad is? The JDL mentiones that several times in their November, 2000 letter.
Posted by: CompuSerb || 03/11/2004 11:46 Comments || Top||

#23  They're the ones who will be knocking on your door very shortly.
Posted by: Lil Dhimmi || 03/11/2004 11:48 Comments || Top||

#24  Mike, there's more than just the .22 air defense battery in my arsenal.
Posted by: CompuSerb || 03/11/2004 11:54 Comments || Top||

#25  Thanks Lil, I put on some coffee to welcome them. Knowing Jews, I just hope they don't get too rowdy so that I have to discipline them.
Posted by: CompuSerb || 03/11/2004 12:03 Comments || Top||

#26  Talk about paranoia.
Is it med time.
Posted by: Raptor || 03/11/2004 12:05 Comments || Top||

#27  Raptor, maybe we should talk about 'anti-Semitism'?
Posted by: CompuSerb || 03/11/2004 12:27 Comments || Top||

#28  According to CompuSerb's web page, the International Zionist Conspiracy is maintaining 24/7 air superiority over his compound . . . with Beech Bonanzas and Piper Cherokees!

That tends to happen when you live next to a county airport.
Posted by: Robert Crawford || 03/11/2004 12:41 Comments || Top||

#29  Everything seems to be working again as it should be. Thanks.
Posted by: Phil Fraering || 03/11/2004 13:38 Comments || Top||

#30  I guess living in a box does that to you:

Registrant:
Boris Pribich
P.O. Box 1154
Simi Valley, California 93062
United States
Posted by: True German Ally || 03/11/2004 13:51 Comments || Top||

#31  Ah! Boris!
Posted by: Shipman || 03/11/2004 14:22 Comments || Top||

#32  He's been quiet for a while. Maybe he really is in a box now. Good work Bulldog!
Posted by: Lil Dhimmi || 03/11/2004 14:27 Comments || Top||

#33  Well Boris...see what you get for messing with Moose and Suirrel?
Posted by: Rex Mundi || 03/11/2004 14:42 Comments || Top||

#34  Boris
We be Mossad
you need to be circumcised now
We hid a neutron bomb in your cellar for this purpose.
call when you find it
Posted by: The Dodo || 03/11/2004 14:43 Comments || Top||

#35  Lil, sorry to be gone so long, but the Mossad guys got roudy and had an accident, I had to rush them to the hospital. Then a JDL Air Farce dive bummer crashed and I had take him too. :-)

ADL USA
Posted by: CompuSerb || 03/11/2004 15:14 Comments || Top||

#36  I wuz tryin hard tob good... but Mr. Serb will you please pass me the bong. I have simalar aircraft over my box, I think they are mostly flying otter twins.
Posted by: HalfEmpty || 03/11/2004 15:34 Comments || Top||

#37  Fred, can we have a signal, like an asterisk, in the title, so I know these trolls have wasted the bandwidth and I can avoid the post?
Posted by: Frank G || 03/11/2004 17:53 Comments || Top||

#38  Compuserb - Damn you! I'm gonna sue! I laughed so hard, I dislocated a rib, and it HURTS!
Posted by: Old Patriot || 03/11/2004 18:09 Comments || Top||

#39  CompuSerb, what's the frequency???
Posted by: Rafael || 03/11/2004 21:01 Comments || Top||

#40  Me thinks someone hijacked CompuSerb's handle and is having a little fun.
Posted by: Phil B || 03/11/2004 21:10 Comments || Top||

#41  Old Patriot, don't sue, let's exchange links. BTW, there are many people who would sue if they could,
here are some of them.
Posted by: CompuSerb || 03/11/2004 21:52 Comments || Top||


Iraq-Jordan
Prosperity has returned to the streets of Iraq
EFL
On the first anniversary of the end of the Iraq War a new nation is under construction thanks to the tireless efforts of British and US forces. While the world’s TV cameras focus on the darkness of the post-war problems, the REAL story is of dramatic improvement in the everyday lives of millions of ordinary Iraqis.
You don’t say?
Some £15BILLION of British and American taxpayers’ cash is being pumped in to rebuild the country from scratch. Wages have soared, sparking a boom in trade which has seen street stalls groaning with Western goods banned under Saddam. Locals in Basra have dubbed one street Electric Avenue because of the stores selling new fridges, freezers, washing machines, TVs and satellite dishes. Around a million new and used cars have poured in to Iraq since the war — with 300 A DAY arriving in Basra alone. Hundreds of thousands have ditched their ponies and traps or primitive bangers and replaced them with modern Toyotas, BMWs and US-style pick-ups.
Drum-roll please....
This prosperity is helping Iraq regain its pride in the wake of Saddam’s 30-year tyranny. Most Iraqis are full of praise for Tony Blair and George Bush for ousting Saddam.
You really should read the entire article. It has a lot of good information.
Posted by: Dragon Fly || 03/11/2004 7:40:27 AM || Comments || Link || [2 views] Top|| File under:

#1  Sounds like the Iraqui grids gonna need another 10,000 Mw shortly.
Posted by: Shipman || 03/11/2004 8:15 Comments || Top||

#2  Lol! Sorta quick on the trigger aren't they???

Mar 11th First Anniversary of the End of the War?

How about Mar 20th was the Beginning of the War, instead? Since I know this for a fact, sitting in Saudi about 200km south of the Line 'O Departure, well...

I think The Sun's George Pascoe-Watson, Deputy Political Editor in Iraq, is either Dr Who or is somewhat timeline-challenged!
Posted by: .com || 03/11/2004 8:31 Comments || Top||

#3  .com:

We bitch and moan that there is very little good press about the great work being done in Iraq. The Sun pulls the trigger a few days early and you are all over them. Come on now.
Posted by: Dragon Fly || 03/11/2004 9:22 Comments || Top||

#4  Hundreds of thousands have ditched their ponies and traps or primitive bangers

Translation into American, please. I thought bangers were either a Brit food or rock groupies. [Yes, it was Goldie's best movie]
Posted by: Chuck Simmins || 03/11/2004 9:34 Comments || Top||

#5  DF - Sorry - you're right - though I did indicate I was having fun with the "Lol!" - wink wink nudge nudge!

It IS good news. Many good points worth the time. Another little thing caught my eye: the leading postion of the Brits in this Good News, with the US trailing along behind. Lol! See, it's funny to me, DF - give me a break, too! It was a good read, thx! ;-)
Posted by: .com || 03/11/2004 9:35 Comments || Top||

#6  Impossible! This must be a lie! Iraq is a big seething QUAGMIRE where our troops die every day. Thre is open fighting in the streets. There is no power (at all) people have to drink from the sewers....

Just ask CNNBBCABCNBCCBS......

... or Kerry...
Posted by: CrazyFool || 03/11/2004 9:38 Comments || Top||

#7  .com:

Breaks on the house! A round for all...on me.
Posted by: Dragon Fly || 03/11/2004 9:50 Comments || Top||

#8  For people curious to know, the Sun has the largest readership of any UK newspaper, and by some considerable margin. It's a right-of centre tabloid. The Mail has the largest circulation for a mid-market rag, and its reportage, too, is considered right-of centre. The Telegraph (to some, 'Torygaph') likewise has a convincing lead over its competing broadsheets, and is only challenged at all (in sales terms) by the generally reliable Times. The Guardian and, even more wacko Independent, trail distantly.

Worth bearing in mind every now and then when you get enraged by the liberal media - those Brits who want to know what's going on generally choose to read accurate (aka "right wing") reporting, whilst those who don't usually live in fantasy worlds, and go on ignorance marches every now and then. Unfortunately, there's a lot of the latter group. Sad, but true.

Circulation information from here. Yes, it's the Telegraph. You can trust it.
Posted by: Bulldog || 03/11/2004 10:14 Comments || Top||

#9  DF - Thx! :-)

Bulldog - Thx for BG - always helpful!!! Interesting link, though Sun doesn't show up anywhere I saw. One note - the Telegraph would be sued (in the US) for calling some newspapers "quality" and, by their omission from such lists, clearly imply others are not! Lol!
Posted by: .com || 03/11/2004 10:22 Comments || Top||

#10  It IS good news.

And as it gets better, count on the little blurbs about it in U.S. newspapers (if there's any reporting about it at all) to be relegated to some obscure spot in some section devoted to odds and ends news stories.
Posted by: Bomb-a-rama || 03/11/2004 10:28 Comments || Top||

#11  .com, I don't think anyone would dare suggest the quality of the Sun's soft porn was less than excellent compared with the Telegraph's meagre offerings, so it's reasonable to allow the Telegraph to declare its news reporting superior...

The tabloid figures are at the bottom of page 4 (Popular Newspapers). Bear in mind the lower table, including the News of the World, shows data for Sunday papers.
Posted by: Bulldog || 03/11/2004 10:40 Comments || Top||

#12  Page 2, not 4. D'oh!
Posted by: Bulldog || 03/11/2004 10:46 Comments || Top||

#13  Around a million new and used cars have poured in to Iraq since the war — with 300 A DAY arriving in Basra alone.

and we wonder why they keep running out of gas?
Posted by: john || 03/11/2004 14:14 Comments || Top||

#14  I prefer page 3 myself.
Posted by: AllahHateMe || 03/11/2004 14:31 Comments || Top||

#15  this is impossible - kerry say's its a quagmire...and you know the american soldier... they are all baby killers.....kerry say's so.....
Posted by: Dan || 03/11/2004 14:52 Comments || Top||


Home Front: Culture Wars
Franken, Garofalo to Host Liberal Radio
Raw meat, anyone?
Comedian Al Franken is baiting conservatives again, and this time he’s bringing along a bunch of friends to back him up.
A bunch? Christ, they’re lying already!
Franken will be the lead personality on Air America Radio, a startup venture promising a liberal alternative to powerhouse radio talk show pundits like Rush Limbaugh.
He’s their Top Gun? Step right up, rich liberals! Who wants to be the first to flush a ton of money down this toilet?
The Tides Foundation?
The backers of Air America announced their programming lineup on Wednesday and said they planned to launch the network on March 31 in New York, Los Angeles, Chicago and San Francisco.
Boston’s not on there? Thank you, God!
Franken will be joined by fellow TV comedian Janeane Garofalo, both of whom will have co-hosts for their live three-hour shows.
Great. Janeane can give away straight razors so you can slit your wrists while you listen to her. Sounds like her unemployment has just about run out...
And they claim the economy isn't improving ...
Other shows will be hosted by Randi Rhodes, a radio personality from southern Florida, and Lizz Winstead, a co-creater of "The Daily Show" on Comedy Central.
They just keep rolling out the firepower. Speaking of which, whatever happened to the Ed Schultz Phenomenon?
Franken, in a swipe at Fox News host Bill O’Reilly, plans to call his midday show "The O’Franken Factor."
Here’s a suggestion: "Shithead Speaks".
"Bill, I want you to sue us," Franken said on a conference call with reporters, referring to a case last year in which a judge threw out O’Reilly’s request to ban Franken from using the slogan "Fair and Balanced" on the cover of his book. The ruling turned into a bonanza of publicity for Franken. However, it seems unlikely another lawsuit is in the offing. Asked to respond to Franken’s remarks, Robert Zimmerman, a spokesman for Fox News said: "All forms of free speech are welcomed in this country. We wish them well."
He then he pulled his jacket over his head as he convulsed in laughter.
Franken, who has signed a one-year contract with the network, made it clear that he intends to use his pulpit to pillory President Bush in the run-up to the election.
Well,...no shit???
"Bush is going down in November," Franken said. "We’re not ceding this territory any more. To their credit, the right wing has captured radio. We’re going after them, and we’re going after them hard."
Dead man walking... dead man walking...
Al's problem is that he's bringing marshmellows to a gunfight.
Mark Walsh, the CEO of Progress Media Inc., the company backing the network, said they have yet to sign any firm deals with advertisers but that several subsidiaries of the Tides Foundation nonprofit organizations and progressive groups have promised to advertise.
Yeah, go where the money is. Them nonprofits really toss around the bucks. Will that Soros idiot even give them any money?
He said the company hoped to raise "upward of $30 million" by the time the network goes live, which would allow them to operate for about 2 years before turning a profit. He declined to say how much they had raised so far, but he said "we are well on our way" to reaching the goal.
Care to show us some numbers? Of course you don’t...
Is it wrong for liberals to aspire to a profit?
Reactions to the new network were mixed. Richard Cotter, the senior buyer of local broadcast advertising for MindShare Inc., says Air America could be a "refreshing alternative for listeners," but cautioned that "you never know until it goes on the air."
Fred, you got the Fat Lady warming up in the bullpen?
Robert Unmacht of In3 Partners, a media consulting firm in Nashville, Tenn., said Air America’s initial array of stations was "Weak.They’ve been far more interested in the thought of creating the network than in the actual business end of it," Unmacht said. "You need to run a complete radio station. You can’t just say hey, we’re liberal, isn’t that great."
Hey! Isn’t that the way it oughta be?
Walsh acknowledged that the starting base for the network was small, though positioned in key markets. "We don’t expect to get giant numbers right away. This is one brick at a time."
Hope Mr. Walsh has a nice severance package already written into his deal.
Ironically, the name the liberal radio network has chosen for itself bears a close resemblance to "Air America," a covert CIA operation in Laos during the Vietnam War. Franken joked with reporters that the radio network was also being funded by the CIA.
HA-HA-HA. Al’s a friggin hoot!
Posted by: tu3031 || 03/11/2004 12:39:50 AM || Comments || Link || [7 views] Top|| File under:

#1  4 stations? Only 596 to go to equal Rush. Good luck.
Posted by: Mr. Davis || 03/11/2004 0:46 Comments || Top||

#2  If you are going to have a successful talk show, you are going to need substance, and a steady diet of "hate Bush" is going to get old pretty quick.

You will also need people who have "been and done" things in real life, who bring a range of professional experiences and wisdom to the forum. We all love comedians, but a steady diet of them will turn off the audiences.

Their effort is just another front for "Bush bashing" and the dems are willing to pay millions for it. Think of the good that people could do with that kind of a fortune. *sigh*

This fair country of ours needs an enema.....
Posted by: Alaska Paul || 03/11/2004 0:47 Comments || Top||

#3  I see this radio network as a failing proposition. It is one thing to get money from leftist institutions and to combine it with government subsidies, (so you can be all happy talking about raising everyone's taxes, and creating good jobs for good leftists ) but they are talking about an essentially socialist inspired network.

Sure, the John P and Catherine T MacCarthur Foundation et al will throw them a few bucks for the hosts saying the right things, but the basis for talk radio, commercial/private advertising will not be there in enough totals to support socialist radio in the long run.

Some companies, such as media companies, will initally buy into some advertising but at some point the CEOs of these companies know they will have to explain to their shareholders to explain the benefits of supporting leftist radio.

Oh well. It's the lefties' money to waste I suppose.
Posted by: badanov || 03/11/2004 1:00 Comments || Top||

#4  This will endear them to the faithful 100 who will tune in each and every time they go on air. It will fall on its ass, otherwise. Hate is a powerful emotion, but it burns bright and burns out. Personally, I see this as a Deaniac phenom and will last about as long.

Personally, I think stealing the name 'Air America' demonstrates they have nothing original to offer and is, actually, rather offensive... and proves how stupid they are. Does anyone here figure it's a good idea to screw around with the people who served in the REAL Air America project? Uh, if I'm not mistaken, they were very resourceful and very unconventional. Self-starters, you might say, heh. Some night when this show is on the air don't be terribly surprised if it suddenly goes *boom* and then all you hear is empty air or static... I can't think of more deserving idjits. FOAD 'tards.
Posted by: .com || 03/11/2004 1:04 Comments || Top||

#5  At least some support staff will get paid for a while.Does Franken realize 3 hours/day,every day is going to cut into his lucrative speaking schedule?Should we start a pool as to when he will start reading on-air from one of his books?
Posted by: Stephen || 03/11/2004 1:13 Comments || Top||

#6  Here in SF there are three "news" talk radio stations. Two are totally conservative. The third has two extremely liberal hosts. One is on at 10 p.m. the other is on at 1 a.m. I don't think that's an accident.

The most popular show is Rush's. And Savage isn't far behind, in fact, he was long the leader...in the Bay Area.

Another interesting thing: they want to beat Bush, but all four of these four markets (NY,LA, SF)aren't going to vote for Bush anyway.

I'd be a lot more impressed if Franken was trying this out in Bush Country.

And what's up with non-profits being major advertisers? That is really weak.
Posted by: RMcLeod || 03/11/2004 1:28 Comments || Top||

#7  LIAR AMERIKA -- Four cities, a few clowns who could not make it on network TV, and zero for-profit advertisers. Their product: They are promising the same repetitious left-wing spewings available 24/7 in the dominant left-wing media. And no ALGORE! Where's algore? Oh....Al is going to be occupied running for President under the flag of the Green Party.Franken's first book leeched off of Rush. His second book whored off of Fox News Channel. Now, the little mYn's radio program is hoping to piggyback to success on O'Reilly. I do hope O'Reilly keeps his INNER CHILD and his EGO in check and refuses to provide the parasitic Franken with the free publicity it needs to achieve success.
Posted by: Garrison || 03/11/2004 1:33 Comments || Top||

#8  I wish them luck. Regardless of how I feel about their wild eyed rants soliloquies, having such a station around could lead to the ultimate creation: anti-FOX. If non alphabet/NYT/LAT liberal media takes off, it will force the so called "mainstream" media to alter itself in order to remain competetive in the market. This, ultimately, will be a good thing for those of us who'd like to hear a diversity of opinion from folks rather than regurgitated headalines from the NY Times.
Posted by: Craig Hagan || 03/11/2004 2:34 Comments || Top||

#9  air america?--is this network a cia front also?--does franken work for the company?--is tenet the exec producer?--lol
Posted by: SON OF TOLUI || 03/11/2004 3:06 Comments || Top||

#10  Anyone who believes the left-wing spewings offered by LIAR AMERIKA will differ from the propaganda from offered up by the anti-FOX, pro-DEMOCRAT abcnbccbspbscnbcmsnbccnnNYTLATDCP propaganda machine, is bound to be sorely disappointed. Whether the speakers are Penis Jennings and Danny Rather or Gnome Chumpsky and Michael Moore or Franken and Garofalo or KKKerry and his VP, their talking points will be written by the Democrat Party.
Posted by: Garrison || 03/11/2004 6:20 Comments || Top||

#11  Isn't a comedian someone who is intentionally funny? How exactly does Al Franken fall into that category?
Posted by: JerseyMike || 03/11/2004 7:41 Comments || Top||

#12  This net's gonna canabalize NPR's market share and very little else.
Posted by: Shipman || 03/11/2004 8:11 Comments || Top||

#13  It's odd about Al, he used to have Republican leanings right after 9/11. I saw him in Camp Bondsteel, Albania in late '01 with the USO Troop, which included Clint Black, Elizabeth Dole, and some NFL cheerleaders.
Posted by: Bodyguard || 03/11/2004 8:44 Comments || Top||

#14  Franken and Garofalo... Well, that's a helpful tip. If you want to be hee-hee-larious and annihilate the Vast Right Wing Conspiracy™, get two pairs of birth control glasses together and have them say "fuck."
Posted by: Fred || 03/11/2004 9:39 Comments || Top||

#15  Randi Rhodes, a radio personality from southern Florida

Isn't this the gem of humanity that makes racist attacks on Condoleeza Rice?
Posted by: Robert Crawford || 03/11/2004 9:42 Comments || Top||

#16  Here in SF there are three "news" talk radio stations. Two are totally conservative. The third has two extremely liberal hosts. One is on at 10 p.m. the other is on at 1 a.m. I don't think that's an accident.

RMcleod, is that lard ass Bernie Ward and Ray Tagliero still on the air. I'm originally from the Bay Area, but have been away for two years now. Those two would hang up on me before I could ever complete a whole sentence. I can't say I miss their programs.
Posted by: Lil Dhimmi || 03/11/2004 9:55 Comments || Top||

#17  LD,

The Reichsmarshall Lion of the Left and Ray are still dominating the nightwaves at the call letter deficient station. Pete Wilson now does the afternoon shift where Eason was, but otherwise, nothing has changed.
Posted by: Mr. Davis || 03/11/2004 10:09 Comments || Top||

#18  Yawn.

Franken and Garofalo are goin to do what again?
Posted by: Bomb-a-rama || 03/11/2004 10:23 Comments || Top||

#19  Thanks for the update Mr.Davis.
I really see this failing. Most of their target audience will more likely be tuned into Eminem and others after a few listens.
Posted by: Lil Dhimmi || 03/11/2004 10:36 Comments || Top||

#20  It will fold after six months and claim MEDIA BIAS for their fall. Actually I hope they scratch by. That way we will have a constant window into the liberal heart. Imagine the comedy value of this station? Laughing at not with them.
Posted by: Cyber Sarge (VRWC CA Chapter) || 03/11/2004 11:17 Comments || Top||

#21  Short term they will cannibalize ratings from NPR and gain a few curiosity seakers. Long term, they won't survive. I suggest this be nicknamed Air Amerikkka.
Posted by: ruprecht || 03/11/2004 11:19 Comments || Top||

#22  Ruprecht beat me to the punch, but it really does sound like NPR without the government subsidies to prop it up. Then again with their current lineup, maybe they are TRYING to be a non-profit organization after all.
Posted by: eLarson || 03/11/2004 11:35 Comments || Top||

#23  This effort will fail. Lack of listeners, lack of advertisers, lack of commitment by Franken, Grarfolo & Co. I project press release of cessation of operations to be dated November 3 effective November 30.

Look for victorious Republicans to ignore it. Look for defeated Republicans to bring law suits for illegal campaign financing. Look for 501(c)(3)s to get queasy feeling. Hope they've got good lawyers. Maybe they can get a recommendation from Martha Stewart.
Posted by: Mr. Davis || 03/11/2004 11:38 Comments || Top||

#24  Liberal talk radio already exists. It's called Radio Pacifica. There's no market for this stuff.
Posted by: 11A5S || 03/11/2004 12:30 Comments || Top||

#25  Randi Rhodes? I think they meant Randy Rhoads!
Posted by: Raj || 03/11/2004 13:05 Comments || Top||

#26  Does anyone really care what Garoffolou or Franken have too say?
Posted by: smokeysinse || 03/11/2004 15:39 Comments || Top||

#27  There is no market for this stuff.

I doubt they care. The station will survive through the election and then they will just use it to launder advertising money. It's a nice little plan really. They pretend it's pulling advertising dollars, when in fact no real companies are actually spending real money to attract real customers - it's all just a pretty little paper trail.

Companies like DU pretend to "pay" for the advertising with money that really comes from Kimmy and Mrs. Skerry, and the advertising agency "earns" the dirty money which they report as income, pay taxes on it making it clean so they can distribute it as salaries and dividends. And then they all brag about how much money they are "earning" and what a fantastic success this liberal radio has been.
Posted by: B || 03/11/2004 22:29 Comments || Top||

#28  B: I've seen the same thing done with Iranian money in my industry.
Posted by: 11A5S || 03/12/2004 0:08 Comments || Top||



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