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2004-03-11 -Short Attention Span Theater-

700-Pound Body Poses Problem For Coroner

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Posted by Chuck Simmins 2004-03-11 11:21:51 AM|| || Front Page|| [2 views since 2007-05-07] Top

#1 Alright. Alright. I'll go on a diet...

Posted by Fred 2004-3-11 12:35:27 PM|| 2004-3-11 12:35:27 PM|| Front Page Top

#2 C'mon, learn something from programmers -- break the problem into smaller tasks, then deal with it piece by piece.

Posted by Robert Crawford 2004-3-11 12:38:02 PM|| [http://www.kloognome.com] 2004-3-11 12:38:02 PM|| Front Page Top

#3 Maybe the Alameda County coroner's office should invest in a slightly bigger vehicle. My suggestion? One of these.

Posted by Bomb-a-rama 2004-3-11 12:42:04 PM|| 2004-3-11 12:42:04 PM|| Front Page Top

#4 700-pound Oakland man, who died of natural causes
I don't know what he died of, but it damn sure wasn't natural.

Posted by Shipman 2004-3-11 1:06:20 PM|| 2004-3-11 1:06:20 PM|| Front Page Top

#5 why should they have too buy a bigger fat mobile?
Maybe some of these fatasses should consider losing some weight

Posted by smokeysinse 2004-3-11 3:32:26 PM|| 2004-3-11 3:32:26 PM|| Front Page Top

#6 Doesn't the Army have some surplus trucks available?

(Fred, I have to hit the diet too....).

Posted by CrazyFool 2004-3-11 4:41:40 PM|| 2004-3-11 4:41:40 PM|| Front Page Top

#7 Granted I need to go on a diet but the guys already dead. Just fire up the chain saw, trust me he won't feel a thing

Posted by Cheddarhead 2004-3-11 4:59:05 PM|| 2004-3-11 4:59:05 PM|| Front Page Top

#8 Chain Saw? Cheddarhead remember to use a high rez. B&W for the fotos, and keep them tasteful.

Posted by Shipman 2004-3-11 5:49:57 PM|| 2004-3-11 5:49:57 PM|| Front Page Top

#9 remember in Seven when they find the first victim and Fatso is face down in the Chef Boyardi

Posted by Cheddarhead 2004-3-11 7:04:42 PM|| 2004-3-11 7:04:42 PM|| Front Page Top

#10 I'm with ya', Chuck. We've had to call the fire department (2 engines or a ladder truck, in some cases) more than once both to get them out of the house and to unload at the hospital. And God help us if they're on the second floor.

The stretchers won't hold more than 500 pounds, and shouldn't hold that much. It's a real problem, and grossly obese people are more likely to have major medical problems, so are more likely to call us than to go to the hospital by private vehicle.

I'm overweight myself, but that's just ridiculous.

Posted by Barbara Skolaut 2004-3-11 7:28:27 PM|| 2004-3-11 7:28:27 PM|| Front Page Top

#11 Apparently these guys haven't seen the "dead horse with rigor in Dean Wormer's office" in Animal House? Cheddar's on the money

Posted by Frank G 2004-3-11 7:50:04 PM|| 2004-3-11 7:50:04 PM|| Front Page Top

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