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2020-09-27 Science & Technology

New Update Helps Alexa Better Understand Your Thoughts

[Babylon Bee] SEATTLE, WA—In a software rollout that went live Thursday, Amazon updated Alexa's programming to better understand your thoughts.

Products with Alexa have always been able to listen to your thoughts, but the new update will help Alexa delve even deeper into your innermost secrets.

"We're always improving our hardware and software to better hear and understand your deepest, darkest desires," said Jeff Bezos. "The latest microphones in our Echo products are fine-tuned with the highest quality sensors to listen as you think."

"So think away!" he added happily.

Alexa will use the feature to customize its answers, order you lots of Amazon products you're considering, and call the police should you commit any thought crimes.

Posted by Besoeker 2020-09-27 00:00|| || Front Page|| [11134 views ] Top

#1 The Bee may be more right than the truth yet again.

Posted by Glenmore 2020-09-27 00:58|| 2020-09-27 00:58|| Front Page Top

#2 New Update Helps Alexa Better Understand Your Thoughts

I understand Alexa has a melt down in the Biden household. Blink, blink, emergency overload shut down.

Posted by Procopius2k 2020-09-27 07:06|| 2020-09-27 07:06|| Front Page Top

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