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2025-05-28 -Lurid Crime Tales-

Meth-crazed Florida man is bitten by alligator, charges at cops before he's shot dead

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Posted by Fred 2025-05-28 00:00|| || Front Page|| [169 views ] Top

#1 Is the alligator okay?

Posted by EMS Artifact 2025-05-28 00:22|| 2025-05-28 00:22|| Front Page Top

#2 SO Florida man is dead??? Damn.

Posted by 49 Pan 2025-05-28 01:26|| 2025-05-28 01:26|| Front Page Top

#3 #1 NAILS it. Aaand beat me to it. Well done 49 Pan. Also, great in-line Fred.

Posted by Whiskey Mike 2025-05-28 05:13|| 2025-05-28 05:13|| Front Page Top

#4 Darn! Sorry, got 49 Pan confused with EMS Artifact. (It's early) Apologies.

Posted by Whiskey Mike 2025-05-28 05:15|| 2025-05-28 05:15|| Front Page Top

#5 Sheriff Judd probably would have had a spicier briefing...

Posted by HeavyG 2025-05-28 11:05|| 2025-05-28 11:05|| Front Page Top

#6 Meth + Florida =

Posted by Angstrom 2025-05-28 11:10|| 2025-05-28 11:10|| Front Page Top

#7 Did anyone ask the alligator if Florida Meth Man tasted like chicken?

Posted by Regular joe 2025-05-28 13:12|| 2025-05-28 13:12|| Front Page Top

#8 ^ The gator can't quit grinding its teeth

Posted by Frank G 2025-05-28 13:26|| 2025-05-28 13:26|| Front Page Top

#9 Momma says alligators are ornery because they have all those Florida Man and no narcon.

Posted by swksvolFF 2025-05-28 14:14|| 2025-05-28 14:14|| Front Page Top

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