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2023-03-22 -Great Cultural Revolution
New Yorker Sh*ts in Theater Aisle Near Hillary and Chelsea Clinton at Broadway Show
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Posted by Woodrow 2023-03-22 00:00|| || Front Page|| [11125 views ]  Top
 File under: Tin Hat Dictators, Presidents for Life, & Kleptocrats 

#1 "It was an elderly person and it’s rather sad, but yes, the house staff worked quickly to help resolve the situation and Act II started as scheduled."

'Aisle Two - clean that shit up!'
Posted by Raj 2023-03-22 00:43||   2023-03-22 00:43|| Front Page Top

#2 'We didn't notice the smell until the lights went up and we noticed it wasn't coming from them,' said a nearby theatergoer.
Posted by AlmostAnonymous5839 2023-03-22 06:47||   2023-03-22 06:47|| Front Page Top

#3 “A one off incident” indeed.
Posted by Maggie Phuth8997 2023-03-22 07:05||   2023-03-22 07:05|| Front Page Top

#4 A NYT theater critic?
Posted by M. Murcek 2023-03-22 07:41||   2023-03-22 07:41|| Front Page Top

#5 Hillary speaking at Goldman Sachs again for another cool $250k for 30 minutes? Surely her daughter's spouse is able to set that up.

Ya know, I almost forget that harridan POS was senator from New York.

About the pinched loaves...weird, you mean they only noticed them when the lights came on?

"Sorry, Officer, I didn't smell a thing."
Posted by DooDahMan 2023-03-22 08:31||   2023-03-22 08:31|| Front Page Top

#6 Shit birds of a feather
Posted by Warthog 2023-03-22 09:03||   2023-03-22 09:03|| Front Page Top

#7 Somebody has cribbed The Flight of the Intruder.
Posted by Super Hose 2023-03-22 09:12||   2023-03-22 09:12|| Front Page Top

#8 Simply can't buy that kind of branding.
Posted by swksvolFF 2023-03-22 10:13||   2023-03-22 10:13|| Front Page Top

#9 It was an elderly person and it’s rather sad

I feel much better now.
Posted by Skidmark 2023-03-22 10:40||   2023-03-22 10:40|| Front Page Top

#10 "a regrettable one-off incident"
Oh, the possibilities...
Posted by ed in texas 2023-03-22 11:14||   2023-03-22 11:14|| Front Page Top

#11 There are so many unanswered questions here, all of which are glorious.
Posted by Rex Mundi 2023-03-22 11:32||   2023-03-22 11:32|| Front Page Top

#12 "Where does he think he is ...San Francisco?"

Snark O'The Day
Posted by magpie 2023-03-22 11:33||   2023-03-22 11:33|| Front Page Top

#13 ^ Snark of the Day.
Posted by Deacon Blues 2023-03-22 13:59||   2023-03-22 13:59|| Front Page Top

#14 Hey c’mon SH; don’t be insulting the Flying Drumstick by including in a Hillary story; brooms and J-52’s don’t mix.
Posted by USN, Ret. 2023-03-22 14:46||   2023-03-22 14:46|| Front Page Top

#15 Hillary shat in the aisle?
Posted by Glenmore  2023-03-22 15:49||   2023-03-22 15:49|| Front Page Top

#16 It was probably a poor person telling what they think of the elites. I sure Billery was sitting third row center. Thank that person for saying what .. think of them…
Posted by Papa Cookie 2023-03-22 16:23||   2023-03-22 16:23|| Front Page Top

#17 "The law, in its majesty forbids the rich as well as the poor from sh*tting in the aisles, talking on their cell phones during the play or throwing stuff at the actors."

- Anatole Burg
Posted by M. Murcek 2023-03-22 16:29||   2023-03-22 16:29|| Front Page Top

#18 Hillary shat in the aisle?

A possible explanation even without invoking the "He who smelt it, dealt it" rule. Hard to imagine some old, homeless person was attending the same Broadway performance as Hillary and Chelsea. And how can you not notice someone pooping in the aisle next to you?

Perhaps forensics could tell us whether said turd is old and dried up like Hillary herself.
Posted by SteveS 2023-03-22 18:55||   2023-03-22 18:55|| Front Page Top

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