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2023-01-30 Science & Technology
How to Be 18 Years Old Again for Only $2 Million a Year
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Posted by Besoeker 2023-01-30 02:26|| || Front Page|| [11131 views ]  Top

#1 And after they drain his accounts, he'll be found in a hotel room, clutching a mason jar of pee and mumbling, "My precious..."
Posted by Silentbrick 2023-01-30 03:07||   2023-01-30 03:07|| Front Page Top

#2 While your birth certificate indicates you were born in 1961, your Regenerative Medical Age (RMA) is only 50.

Baring any change in your medical condition, you may qualify for 'Needs Based' early Social Security benefits (RMA age 62) in 2035.

Posted by Besoeker 2023-01-30 06:55||   2023-01-30 06:55|| Front Page Top

#3 

Which may also explain the rumors of some Elite and Uber rich are looking into Stem & Fetal Cells injections. Plus, some are Cell Banking their own cells for later regrowth and injection

eg. Amazon’s Jeff Bezos, Alphabet’s Larry Page, Oracle’s Larry Ellison and Palantir’s Peter Thiel are just a few of the super-rich who have taken a keen interest in the fast-emerging field of longevity, according to interviews, books and media reports.
Posted by NN2N1 2023-01-30 07:21||   2023-01-30 07:21|| Front Page Top

#4 I’m fine with the super-rich offering themselves to humanity as an experimental pool to prove — or disprove — various hypotheses on aging. It’s like those with fourth stage cancer trying out experimental treatments that might or might not work, only without out the anguish, but with the same high probability of failure... and they are paying for it out of pocket.
Posted by trailing wife 2023-01-30 07:31||   2023-01-30 07:31|| Front Page Top

#5 I think I'll stick with what that Japanese doctor recommended yesterday.
Posted by DooDahMan 2023-01-30 07:43||   2023-01-30 07:43|| Front Page Top

#6 /\ I’m fine with the super-rich offering themselves to humanity as an experimental pool to prove — or disprove — various hypotheses on aging.

Are nominations being accepted? Is there a GoFundMe site ?
Posted by Besoeker 2023-01-30 08:40||   2023-01-30 08:40|| Front Page Top

#7 Would the experimental results be translatable to us normal humans?
Posted by Frank G 2023-01-30 09:04||   2023-01-30 09:04|| Front Page Top

#8 /\ Proof of vaccination will be required Frank.
Posted by Besoeker 2023-01-30 09:17||   2023-01-30 09:17|| Front Page Top

#9 As much of it requires tissue from abortions, it's not a good thing.
Posted by M. Murcek 2023-01-30 09:36||   2023-01-30 09:36|| Front Page Top

#10 90% of what these people are doing is relatively inexpensive and available to anyone. Sauna and cold plunge? Local rec center. Exercise? Sure. Good sleep. NMN costs a couple hundred / year. Rapamycin maybe a grand or two. Hyperbaric chamber is about $6k. Stem cells are pricey - about $25k. But if you work one more year you more than pay for it.
Posted by Angstrom 2023-01-30 09:42||   2023-01-30 09:42|| Front Page Top

#11 The live forever crowd is the "rather rule in Hell crowd."
Posted by M. Murcek 2023-01-30 09:51||   2023-01-30 09:51|| Front Page Top

#12 Enriching your blood with extra oxygen lead to early burnout of the body. Think about it, all those extra oxygen would cause your red blood cell to rust!

just another scam...
Posted by Seeking Cure For Ignorance 2023-01-30 09:54||   2023-01-30 09:54|| Front Page Top

#13 Or how about those blood transfusions from young blood they said the British royal family were getting? lol
Posted by DooDahMan 2023-01-30 10:24||   2023-01-30 10:24|| Front Page Top

#14 Some people do not understand that Anne Rice books are fiction...
Posted by M. Murcek 2023-01-30 10:56||   2023-01-30 10:56|| Front Page Top

#15 In Antifragile, Nassim Taleb said if he wanted to kill someone, or at least make them die early, he'd give them their own personal physician. To justify his existence, and to satisfy the client, the physician would medical-ize every complaint, major or minor, and sooner or later make dangerous mistakes.
Posted by James  2023-01-30 13:32|| https://idontknowbut.blogspot.com  2023-01-30 13:32|| Front Page Top

#16 Better call out Carl Kolchak
Posted by CrazyFool 2023-01-30 13:52||   2023-01-30 13:52|| Front Page Top

#17 Who's Anne Rice? /rhet
Posted by DooDahMan 2023-01-30 13:52||   2023-01-30 13:52|| Front Page Top

#18 @#16 - Darren McGavin....haven't thought of him in a few snows.
Posted by DooDahMan 2023-01-30 13:53||   2023-01-30 13:53|| Front Page Top

#19 I don’t know why he has a 20 year old rectum listed on his priority list and how many team members and the percentage of his $2M is dedicated to his anal rejuvenation. Aldi has bagged salads of different varieties for around $3 a pop. Get your colon checked once a decade and reallocate the funds towards some lasic.
Posted by Super Hose 2023-01-30 14:55||   2023-01-30 14:55|| Front Page Top

#20 I don’t know why he has a 20 year old rectum listed on his priority list

He wants to be a hot date.
Posted by M. Murcek  2023-01-30 15:04||   2023-01-30 15:04|| Front Page Top

#21 Some people do not understand that Anne Rice books are fiction...

Anne Rice books are fiction. Ken Hite's Night's Black Agents seems to be reality. Vampire overlords and all.
Posted by Secret Master 2023-01-30 17:18||   2023-01-30 17:18|| Front Page Top

#22 Oh, I certainly believe there are vampires. They are not what they think they are though.
Posted by M. Murcek  2023-01-30 17:27||   2023-01-30 17:27|| Front Page Top

#23 Which is why Herschel wanted to be a warlock.

WTH was the stupid party thinking?
Posted by Beavis 2023-01-30 20:28||   2023-01-30 20:28|| Front Page Top

#24 Or how about those blood transfusions from young blood

It works. Had a family friend in the 80+ years that required the occasional top up. He felt and acted much better for a few months until the RBCs died and and the growth factors used up. After a serious fall, the docs said he needed another transfusion to continue but he decided he had lived long enough, declined and passed soon after.
Posted by Thruter Gloluger6393 2023-01-30 22:10||   2023-01-30 22:10|| Front Page Top

#25 20 year old rectum

Rectum re-virgining? Heard it all. Shoot me now.
Posted by Thruter Gloluger6393 2023-01-30 22:11||   2023-01-30 22:11|| Front Page Top

#26  It works. Had a family friend in the 80+ years

Was he getting extra blood, or was it specifically from young people, Thruter Gloluger6393?
Posted by trailing wife 2023-01-30 23:30||   2023-01-30 23:30|| Front Page Top

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