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2022-09-27 -Short Attention Span Theater-

Crazy moment screaming man slaps GRIZZLY BEAR to protect his girlfriend and dogs after stumbling upon the animal in his barn

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Posted by Skidmark 2022-09-27 06:51|| || Front Page|| [2 views ] Top

#1 I once kicked a wolf in the face. 😎 He actually looked around to see if anyone had seen him getting insulted then ran off. I remember his expression was like 'WTF dude this my home!'

Posted by Dron66046 2022-09-27 07:51|| 2022-09-27 07:51|| Front Page Top

#2 You're a badass Dron! :)

Posted by Seeking Cure For Ignorance 2022-09-27 08:54|| 2022-09-27 08:54|| Front Page Top

#3

The guy must walk saddle size bow-legged by the size of what they must be based on that video.

Posted by NN2N1 2022-09-27 09:47|| 2022-09-27 09:47|| Front Page Top

#4
SCFI, I actually prided myself on being very good with dogs and felt guilty later, but the thing was being a continuous asshole.

I actually beckoned to it and gave it a bit of jerky. I wanted to be thought of as the 'sahib who can tame wolves', see. Now
they only know me as the city bastard who hits wildlife.

The locals had told me 'you can't think of them as dogs, sir!'

Posted by Dron66046 2022-09-27 10:29|| 2022-09-27 10:29|| Front Page Top

#5 ..well, pre-dogs then.

Posted by Procopius2k 2022-09-27 12:14|| 2022-09-27 12:14|| Front Page Top

#6 ehh, big deal. We had a black bear on our deck here in NH. My wife grabbed the camera and went out to take a picture of it. The bear came toward her so she yelled at it and chased it till it ran off into the woods...it stopped at the edge and stared at her then kept going after she yelled again.

Posted by AlanC 2022-09-27 15:32|| 2022-09-27 15:32|| Front Page Top

#7
Ha ha ha. Now that's Red Sonja level stuff, AlanC. 🤠

"No! Stay put you furry bastard I'm trying ta take a picture here! Oh get lost then! Shoo!"

Posted by Dron66046 2022-09-27 15:56|| 2022-09-27 15:56|| Front Page Top

#8 I've yelled at a black bear and threw stuff at it to get out of the trash.

And I also got chased by a skunk.

Wildlife is fun.

Posted by DarthVader 2022-09-27 16:39|| 2022-09-27 16:39|| Front Page Top

#9 One night in wee hours [Orleans]
I spotted the oddest of scenes:
The butt of a bear
On a fence, in midair,
Then its cub's, up and over...
O rare midnight rovers!
So now I must share,
Though I know you will stare,
And I know what it means...
All these tests and machines...
Like I'd said I'd seen bears in Filene's!

Okay, so it was a pretty dark night, years before the great bear panic of 2012, and a sensible person would just admit that it could've been the world's two chunkiest skunks, but I know what I saw, dammit.

Posted by Glimble tse Tung1818 2022-09-27 17:09|| 2022-09-27 17:09|| Front Page Top

#10 Thank you Dron, I'll pass on your compliment. She's a meek mild type but puts up with nothing from animals (including me).

She's yelled at bears a couple of times but that was the creme de la creme of encounters. We've lots of pics of bears on the Arlo and trail cams.

Posted by AlanC 2022-09-27 17:38|| 2022-09-27 17:38|| Front Page Top

#11 Jesus Christ! It’s an effing cub, barely comes up to his knees.

Posted by Tyranysaurus Jones4656 2022-09-27 22:00|| 2022-09-27 22:00|| Front Page Top

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