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2021-09-05 -Short Attention Span Theater-
NASA Administrator: We have no plan for aliens
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Posted by Besoeker 2021-09-05 02:30|| || Front Page|| [11127 views ]  Top

#1 But Aliens have plans for you!
Posted by g(r)omgoru 2021-09-05 03:02||   2021-09-05 03:02|| Front Page Top

#2 That's nice. I'm a Martian expat living on Earth.
Posted by Wren 2021-09-05 03:24||   2021-09-05 03:24|| Front Page Top

#3 Senator Nelson, would you like a job in the DoD? Your skill set seems a perfect match to the modern DoD mission.
Posted by Vortigern McCoy4032 2021-09-05 05:32||   2021-09-05 05:32|| Front Page Top

#4 I refuse to openly identify, but have a VA disability based on exposure to kryptonite. I too am concerned.
Posted by Besoeker 2021-09-05 06:34||   2021-09-05 06:34|| Front Page Top

#5  But Aliens have plans for you!

That sounds a bit paranoid. As highly evolved beings, I'm sure they are here to serve man.
Posted by SteveS 2021-09-05 08:13||   2021-09-05 08:13|| Front Page Top

#6 --- To Serve Man
Yum!

Posted by Spanky Omons4021 2021-09-05 08:42||   2021-09-05 08:42|| Front Page Top

#7 "Our mission at NASA is to make sure muzzists putting their piss rockets up a little boy's bum feel good about themselves..."
Posted by M. Murcek 2021-09-05 08:54||   2021-09-05 08:54|| Front Page Top

#8 I'm certain Milley has a plan.
Posted by Skidmark 2021-09-05 09:19||   2021-09-05 09:19|| Front Page Top

#9 Um. In Papillion, a plan was a capsule a convict stuffed up his butt to hide something he wanted to keep. Seems apropos.
Posted by M. Murcek 2021-09-05 09:41||   2021-09-05 09:41|| Front Page Top

#10 NASA also seems to have no plans for moving forward with their defined mission, space exploration.
Posted by ed in texas 2021-09-05 11:39||   2021-09-05 11:39|| Front Page Top

#11 I did fill out my census form as "Martian" when asked for a category of what I am.
Posted by Deacon Blues 2021-09-05 14:55||   2021-09-05 14:55|| Front Page Top

#12 ^^^ Good one, Deacon. :)
Posted by Abu Uluque 2021-09-05 15:38||   2021-09-05 15:38|| Front Page Top

#13 Press: Allen agent ARRESTED,
New method of service suggested!
Burg: Mustn't be rude...
And he might make good food...
Hungry guest should be blessed and ingested.
Posted by Lemuel Trotsky2537 2021-09-05 17:46||   2021-09-05 17:46|| Front Page Top

#14 The "Dreamer Fithp?"

Seriously, what sort of planning could we do without some notion of their capabilities and communications?
About the only thing you can do is specify that once we've determined that aliens are present, people with certain positions will drop what they were doing and become responsible for coordinating the "figure out what's going on" project.
Posted by james  2021-09-05 19:59|| https://idontknowbut.blogspot.com  2021-09-05 19:59|| Front Page Top

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