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2021-03-14 Europe

French Woman says she found true love, had children with rollercoaster

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Posted by Besoeker 2021-03-14 06:45|| || Front Page|| [7 views ] Top

#1 Just wait til the park closes.

Posted by ed in texas 2021-03-14 14:05|| 2021-03-14 14:05|| Front Page Top

#2 "My love for that person of size
Was based on the strongest of ties,
But oh, what a heifer
She was!" Cries the Zephyr,
"We ran off the rails... and... she..." [dies]

Posted by Tiny the Rasher of Bacon1474 2021-03-14 19:28|| 2021-03-14 19:28|| Front Page Top

#3 Maybe she's on to something here - doesn't this kind of resemble foreplay? And, at a couple of bucks a ride, a h#ll of a lot cheaper...:

Posted by Anomalous Sources 2021-03-14 22:58|| 2021-03-14 22:58|| Front Page Top

#4 The men I dated had a lot of issues with alcohol and it was a very hard time

Eine Fraulein aus Paree
thinks mechanicals are just 'geil'.
She tried Germanic men too,
but 'They all fail!'
Only in moments of levity,
whilst playing with hazardous gravity,
she's mistress of all she doth surveil.

Posted by Dron66046 2021-03-14 23:25|| 2021-03-14 23:25|| Front Page Top

#5 Mehh. No one will see it now.

Posted by Dron66046 2021-03-14 23:27|| 2021-03-14 23:27|| Front Page Top

#6 Saugeil!

Posted by Clem 2021-03-14 23:41|| 2021-03-14 23:41|| Front Page Top

#7 It was a good try, Dron dear, and multilingual, too. Poetry occupies a different part of the brain than prose — you’re very good at prose.

Posted by trailing wife 2021-03-14 23:43|| 2021-03-14 23:43|| Front Page Top

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