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2020-10-22 -Short Attention Span Theater-

Miley Cyrus claims she was once 'chased down by some sort of UFO'

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Posted by Fred 2020-10-22 00:00|| || Front Page|| [11 views ] Top

#1 The aliens ran off with both their brains.

Posted by gorb 2020-10-22 09:45|| 2020-10-22 09:45|| Front Page Top

#2 Must be the drugs daddy gave her to make the casting couch for Disney.

Posted by swksvolFF 2020-10-22 10:36|| 2020-10-22 10:36|| Front Page Top

#3 She was driving. And using drugs she bought from a random guy. Remind me to stay far away from San Bernardino.

Posted by James 2020-10-22 11:39|| https://idontknowbut.blogspot.com 2020-10-22 11:39|| Front Page Top

#4 "I’m pretty sure about what I saw, but I’d also bought weed wax from a guy in a van in front of a taco shop, so it could have been the weed wax."

I know which one to bet on.

Posted by Waldemar Flomonter9347 2020-10-22 12:21|| 2020-10-22 12:21|| Front Page Top

#5 she was once 'chased down by some sort of UFO

apparently they caught her... The whole anal probe thing might explain the "twerking".

(Full disclosure - until 6 months ago, I thought Twerking was being a jerk on Twitter)

Posted by Mercutio 2020-10-22 12:54|| 2020-10-22 12:54|| Front Page Top

#6 A Foggy Night, or, Hashomon

I swept that lot practically daily.
One night, something vaguely mammalian
Roars by on the road
Just below. Man, I'm blowed...
It's a lizard-tongued, googly-eyed ALIEN!

Posted by Betty Crimble7900 2020-10-22 14:12|| 2020-10-22 14:12|| Front Page Top

#7 I doubt it. Even sex-crazed aliens have some standards!

Posted by CrazyFool 2020-10-22 15:28|| 2020-10-22 15:28|| Front Page Top

#8 It's difficult to think of a person I could care less about than this dame.

Posted by Clem 2020-10-22 15:31|| 2020-10-22 15:31|| Front Page Top

Posted by 3dc 2020-10-22 16:19|| 2020-10-22 16:19|| Front Page Top

#10 Ha! Always liked that song. Never really listened to the words, though... hmmm... probably shouldn't start now.

Checkered Flag, or, Running in Circles

Your background's too shameful or seedy?
You're guilt- ridden, insecure, needy?
When short of attention,
Just casually mention,
"I'm tired of my race!" Sure and speedy.

Posted by Betty Crimble7900 2020-10-22 23:56|| 2020-10-22 23:56|| Front Page Top

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