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2020-08-25 -Short Attention Span Theater-

'Un-dead' woman found to be breathing at Detroit funeral home

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Posted by Besoeker 2020-08-25 00:00|| || Front Page|| [11 views ] Top

#1 Morgue slot: Timesha's time-share

Posted by Woozle Spomoling9685 2020-08-25 09:23|| 2020-08-25 09:23|| Front Page Top

#2 Same thing happened to Conner McCloud of the clan McCloud.

Posted by rjschwarz 2020-08-25 10:03|| 2020-08-25 10:03|| Front Page Top

#3 There is a difference between mostly dead and all dead.

Posted by SteveS 2020-08-25 10:59|| 2020-08-25 10:59|| Front Page Top

#4 The doctor “pronounced the patient deceased based upon medical information provided” from the scene, the department said.

"She's dead, Jim!"

Posted by Skidmark 2020-08-25 11:15|| 2020-08-25 11:15|| Front Page Top

#5 Do they still have coffins with alarm bells?

Posted by AlanC 2020-08-25 13:18|| 2020-08-25 13:18|| Front Page Top

#6 Why was my first thought of Justice Ginsburg?

Posted by magpie 2020-08-25 17:00|| 2020-08-25 17:00|| Front Page Top

#7 "I'm not dead yet. I feel happppy"
"Oh shut up, you're not fooling anybody"

Posted by Frank G 2020-08-25 17:34|| 2020-08-25 17:34|| Front Page Top

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