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Marvel’s ‘The Eternals’ Will Feature First Man-on-Man Gay Kiss
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Posted by Fred 2020-02-19 00:00|| E-Mail|| Front Page|| [365 views ]  Top

#1 Like the first one? Ever?

I should like to point Marvel toward Plato's Symposium: a big hit for some 2500 years now. And Alcibiades was an actual guy that led actual armies into actual battles too.
Posted by Secret Master 2020-02-19 01:36||   2020-02-19 01:36|| Front Page Top

#2 Why do we bend over for 2% of the population?
Posted by Uleck Spererong9442 2020-02-19 07:38||   2020-02-19 07:38|| Front Page Top

#3 Don't give em your dollars
Posted by Frank G 2020-02-19 07:57||   2020-02-19 07:57|| Front Page Top

#4 Glad there is another movie I'll never see out there.
Posted by DarthVader 2020-02-19 08:54||   2020-02-19 08:54|| Front Page Top

#5 "Your stool softener may have serious side effects."

Quote was stolen from another thread. Its funnier here.
Posted by mossomo 2020-02-19 09:27||   2020-02-19 09:27|| Front Page Top

#6 Why do we bend over for 2% of the population?

I see what you did there - well played.
Posted by Raj 2020-02-19 09:34||   2020-02-19 09:34|| Front Page Top

#7 Cannibal who murdered his Grindr date and ate his testicles is found unresponsive in his jail cell after losing his appetite and barely eating since December arrest
Posted by Skidmark 2020-02-19 10:40||   2020-02-19 10:40|| Front Page Top

#8 Well, no, not really.

First, have you seen commercials lately? By the time this comes out guy guy kissing will be old hat.

Second, there is a guy guy kiss scene in that latest Aliens regurgitation.

Alcibiades was a bad-ass.
Posted by swksvolFF 2020-02-19 10:49||   2020-02-19 10:49|| Front Page Top

#9 Mercifully, the gay thing's one of many common vices to which I seem to have been born completely immune. Downside is, you can guess my second biggest vice (and deduce the procrastination) from a block away. *torpid sigh*

Don't have the context to know, but might Marvel maybe mean the very, very first? Cue lava fountains and meteors blazing through thin atmosphere of early Earth, eons of imperceptiby gradual cooling, and finally...

In the humid primordial ooze,
A... something... was having a snooze.
"Whoops! Sorry there, buddy...
The fog... it wuz muddy..."
And lo, down the ages
Compounded the wages
Of sodomite sin,
Did Spartans and sages,
Fey knights and their pages,
Mad Muslims in rages,
Big apes in small cages,
Yats, overpacked rats
("Give a pass to the cats!"),
And, pace you ageists,
Small Asians, for wages.
Some do it for fun
("I was born this way, hon!");
A few chase your kiddies,
But some, only titties,
And maybe a shlong
If it helps them belong.

Unaltered pic-a-nic, so help me.

Posted by Chunky Dark Lord of the Slytherins9097 2020-02-19 13:35||   2020-02-19 13:35|| Front Page Top

#10 Has Salami, really?

Suppose I need to just get ready to find out one of the nine realms is the Star Wars universe, and lady Thor along with gay Spiderman travel there to clear up latest flopogy. Parker and Jar-Jar fall in love, and we find out Gungans are hermaphrodites when their child is born.
Posted by swksvolFF 2020-02-19 13:36||   2020-02-19 13:36|| Front Page Top

#11 And lo, all this gayness
Was horribly heinous,
Enraging the hater,
And, sure, their creator,
Who nipped in the bud
What occurred in the mud,
But whose creatures continue to cruise.
Posted by Chunky Dark Lord of the Slytherins9097 2020-02-19 13:39||   2020-02-19 13:39|| Front Page Top

#12 The fact that they are advertising this says a lot.
Posted by rjschwarz 2020-02-19 15:39||   2020-02-19 15:39|| Front Page Top

#13 "Get woke, go broke"
Posted by Crusader 2020-02-19 18:57||   2020-02-19 18:57|| Front Page Top

#14 Dong Work for Yuda - Joe's Garage, Frank Zappa
Posted by M. Murcek 2020-02-19 19:01||   2020-02-19 19:01|| Front Page Top

#15 "Will Feature First Man-on-Man Gay Kiss"

I had Nevada debate
Posted by European Conservative 2020-02-19 19:08||   2020-02-19 19:08|| Front Page Top

#16 Needless to say, some markets will not have this scene in their prints.

And the brave wokescolds will still happily take their money while shoving Western normies' noses in shit.
Posted by charger 2020-02-19 19:19||   2020-02-19 19:19|| Front Page Top

#17 #15 - late Snark 'O The Day entry
Posted by Frank G 2020-02-19 19:30||   2020-02-19 19:30|| Front Page Top

#18 ^ Boy, no kidding. Anybody talking shit about the German sense of humor gotta fight me too. Anybody except MM.
Posted by Chunky Dark Lord of the Slytherins9097 2020-02-19 20:26||   2020-02-19 20:26|| Front Page Top

#19 The last....5? Marvel movies have been...well, to put it mildly, crap. I'm done with them. Tired of the spandex comic book movies anyway.
Posted by Silentbrick 2020-02-19 23:43||   2020-02-19 23:43|| Front Page Top

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